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@socialspace Wha? If you thought…

@socialspace Wha? If you thought I was not geeky, then you must be thinking of someone else 😉

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

woop woop, ma @linode is…

woop woop, ma @linode is back up and running 🙂 https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@thomir Silverlight!?

@thomir Silverlight!?

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Darn it! My server at…

Darn it! My server at the Newark @linode data center still appears to be down 🙁 The server gods don't like me today it seems.

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Awww, my box in the…

Awww, my box in the Newark @linode data center is down 🙁

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@webgarb I could, but I…

@webgarb I could, but I trust my Twitter followers more than the popularity listings in the Play store.

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jan_dembowski Thanks. Installing now :)

@jan_dembowski Thanks. Installing now 🙂

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Play has a billion ssh…

Play has a billion ssh apps for Android. Any recommendations?

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@KarinBron I’m not sure what…

@KarinBron I'm not sure what the status is on WP Paintbrush. @danmilward may know more.

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@KarinBron I’m not involved with…

@KarinBron I'm not involved with that project anymore sorry. It'll be caused by changes in the theme API in WordPress 3.4 I suspect.

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ferodynamics @KyeLani Norway is awesome!

@ferodynamics @KyeLani Norway is awesome!

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ferodynamics @KyeLani What is “demo…

@ferodynamics @KyeLani What is "demo scene"?

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@KyeLani Shocking eh! We even…

@KyeLani Shocking eh! We even have coloured TV too 🙂

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@KyeLani FYI, we’re hiring if…

@KyeLani FYI, we're hiring if you are in the mood to move to Norway 🙂 http://www.metronet.no/are-you-our-next-codepoet

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@KyeLani I’ve needed work urgently…

@KyeLani I've needed work urgently before too and people always came to the rescue, so am happy to pass it forward 🙂

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

No idea who this girl…

No idea who this girl is, but she needs WordPress work urgently … @KyeLani. Help if you can please 🙂

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@KarinBron I don’t know if…

@KarinBron I don't know if anyone is monitoring the paintbrush Twitter account now. That bug popped up in WordPress version 3.4 I think.

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@bronsonquick Nope. Hadn’t seen it.…

@bronsonquick Nope. Hadn't seen it. Thanks for the link 🙂 I can consign mine to the plugin graveyard now then.

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

I’m famous on the interwebz…

I'm famous on the interwebz today courtesy of @SiobhanPMcKeown 🙂 … http://wprealm.com/blog/introducing-the-wp-realm-technical-contributors/

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @SiobhanPMcKeown: Welcome @joe_hoyle @bluelimemedia…

RT @SiobhanPMcKeown: Welcome @joe_hoyle @bluelimemedia @__jester and @ryanhellyer to WP Realm! http://wprealm.com/blog/introducing-the-wp-realm-technical-contributors/

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@andrea_r @markmcwilliams @zedejose That’s it!…

@andrea_r @markmcwilliams @zedejose That's it! I'm pissed. I'm a girl and I still have no boobs to play with 🙁 Not fair!

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ngaireackerley That was also partly…

@ngaireackerley That was also partly the work of @ronalfy and @scottbasgaard …. http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/metronet-reorder-posts/

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@webgarb I am apparently a…

@webgarb I am apparently a girl in Portuguese; one of the ugliest girls in the history of humankind.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jennybeaumont You should make your…

@jennybeaumont You should make your wish happen then 🙂

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Mamaduka All help appreciated :)…

@Mamaduka All help appreciated 🙂 First job … better name … https://github.com/ryanhellyer/ryans-twitter-widget/

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ipstenu @andrea_r I hate forking…

@ipstenu @andrea_r I hate forking stuff. Already half-arsedly maintaining a Wickett Twitter fork.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@andrea_r @angiemeeker Yuck. That’s unfortunate.

@andrea_r @angiemeeker Yuck. That's unfortunate.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@angiemeeker I’m pretty sure SafeCSS…

@angiemeeker I'm pretty sure SafeCSS has support for that functionality too.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Everyone should come join me…

Everyone should come join me in Portugal next month 🙂 http://2012.lisboa.wordcamp.org/2012/08/28/orador-confirmado-ryan-hellyer/ via @WordCampLx #wclx12

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Tagged wclx12 | Leave a comment

@vodafoneNZ We need Google to…

@vodafoneNZ We need Google to launch gBank 🙂

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@vodafoneNZ I thought Kiwi banks…

@vodafoneNZ I thought Kiwi banks were the worst for security. Then I moved to Norway … seems they're even worse.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@vodafoneNZ Nice to see more…

@vodafoneNZ Nice to see more companies taking security seriously. I don't think SMS is the best option, but much better than nothing.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @vodafoneNZ: The @Dropbox team…

RT @vodafoneNZ: The @Dropbox team have enabled two factor authentication, sends txt code to your phone or there's an app too. Nice. http …

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@anthonycole I still don’t get…

@anthonycole I still don't get it? Or will you give it to me when we meet again? #induendo

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Tagged induendo | Leave a comment

@Th0masMB The particular theme I…

@Th0masMB The particular theme I was looking at does indeed use TimThumb.

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

I need a copy of…

I need a copy of the latest Canvas Woo theme. Anyone able to help? I need to compare it to an older version of it I'm working on.

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@JohnPBloch If it’s for caching,…

@JohnPBloch If it's for caching, then using the caching API would make most sense IMO.

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@anthonycole I don’t get it.

@anthonycole I don't get it.

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

If your WP theme has…

If your WP theme has a "cache" folder in it, you are most likely doing something wrong.

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@angiemeeker Sort of. There’s a…

@angiemeeker Sort of. There's a temporary link to it here … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/products/photocopy/

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ipstenu Double lolz.

@ipstenu Double lolz.

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ipstenu lolz. They should be…

@ipstenu lolz. They should be glad you aren't feeling evil today.

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@EricMann @Rarst That’s a relief.…

@EricMann @Rarst That's a relief. Your country can be a little scary when it comes to this sort of stuf.

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst You’d better watch out,…

@Rarst You'd better watch out, or the great noodly one will strike you down with a furious vengeance.

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst I guess that depends…

@Rarst I guess that depends on whether you think I want more rational intelligent people in society or not.

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst Scarily, according that post,…

@Rarst Scarily, according that post, 5% of people from the USA consider themselves atheists. WTF?

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Demonstration of Norwegian craziness ……

Demonstration of Norwegian craziness … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2012/08/26/linderudkollen-hoppsenter/

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@sillygrampy @andrea_r I accidentally posted…

@sillygrampy @andrea_r I accidentally posted exactly the same tweet at the same time. Were you copying me?

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@DeFries @anthonycole How did you…

@DeFries @anthonycole How did you know?

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

I am an intellectual baddass…

I am an intellectual baddass … http://cheezburger.com/5965159424

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RIP Neil Armstrong

RIP Neil Armstrong

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@kevinjohng Frontpage still counts as…

@kevinjohng Frontpage still counts as a CMS in my books. Just a really crappy one.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen @konstruktors and I were…

@markoheijnen @konstruktors and I were hammering it this morning via ApacheBench, but an external service would be more accurate.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen Do you know of…

@markoheijnen Do you know of any good external load testing services? I want to see how much traffic it can actually take.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen My old setup was…

@markoheijnen My old setup was pretty much the slowest WordPress site on the planet. Truly appalling. Glad to be learning how to avoid that.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen I’m on a quest…

@markoheijnen I'm on a quest to make my site run faster. 97/100 so far 🙂 http://tools.pingdom.com/fpt/#!/MMOwCBDIP/ryan.hellyer.kiwi

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen You can do page…

@markoheijnen You can do page specific caching by adding a URL check in advanced-cache.php.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen I have zero experience…

@markoheijnen I have zero experience with multi-server setups. No idea on that front sorry.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen APC by @markjaquith on…

@markoheijnen APC by @markjaquith on it's own is ideal for uber dynamic sites. No full page caching is used then. It just runs faster 🙂

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen Settings are in advanced-cache.php…

@markoheijnen Settings are in advanced-cache.php in the batcache plugin. For super dynamic sites it's maybe not use useful.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen You can set it…

@markoheijnen You can set it to only serve cached pages when the traffic loads gets excessively high.

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen basic use of APC…

@markoheijnen basic use of APC is trivial. Install on server, switch on object caching plugin … instant speed boost 🙂

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen FYI, Batcache works with…

@markoheijnen FYI, Batcache works with @markjaquith 's APC object cache plugin. No need for memcache despite what the Batcache readme says.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen Makes more sense for…

@markoheijnen Makes more sense for single server IMO too.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen I nice fork of…

@markoheijnen I nice fork of Batcache would be good. Not sure I'm the person for that though. Needs a bit more skill I think.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen Coz ya just casually…

@markoheijnen Coz ya just casually surf websites via the source code 😉

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen Oops, I forgot to…

@markoheijnen Oops, I forgot to turn the HTML compression on. Will fix that on the weekend.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen I was wondering when…

@markoheijnen I was wondering when someone would question me about it 😉 I probably won't release it as it's not much different to batcache.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen It’s a fork of…

@markoheijnen It's a fork of Batcache. Includes stuff like HTML compression and auto-copies the advanced-cache.php file across like W3 etc.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen lol

@markoheijnen lol

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@ipstenu Would you actually help…

@ipstenu Would you actually help someone with a Windows server? I'd just run away screaming.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@kevinjohng Another comparison stat ……

@kevinjohng Another comparison stat … how many aren't using a CMS at all. There's still a lot of static sites out there.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@kevinjohng A more useful stat…

@kevinjohng A more useful stat though might be how many of the NEW sites in the top 1,000,000 are using an open source CMS.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@kevinjohng Interesting stat.

@kevinjohng Interesting stat.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@nakrissimo Did you attend the…

@nakrissimo Did you attend the WordPress meetup in Oslo this evening? Many people there?

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jarlebergersen Sorry about that. A…

@jarlebergersen Sorry about that. A last minute change of Norwegian class schedule put paid to my intentions of coming tonight.

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@no_fear_inc @nikolayb Ya’ll need more…

@no_fear_inc @nikolayb Ya'll need more info. posted 😉 http://2012.sofia.wordcamp.org/

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@no_fear_inc What is WCBG? Bulgaria…

@no_fear_inc What is WCBG? Bulgaria perhaps? If so, when is it?

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @Jghazally: Q. What do…

RT @Jghazally: Q. What do you call a front end dev that agrees to allow new design amends provided by the client? A. Responsive

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @Rarst: “I will certainly…

RT @Rarst: "I will certainly not be participating on StackExchange" ( @Otto42, Jun 2010 ) congratulations on Yearling badge & 9K+ po …

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Becs @gcaat Imagine having a…

@Becs @gcaat Imagine having a giant fat fluffy bird chilling out in your backyard. Can't run away, can't fly away, yet still cute and cuddly

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Becs @gcaat If a company…

@Becs @gcaat If a company thinks it can make money by selling them as pets, they might bankroll research into breeding them faster.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Becs @gcaat A friend of…

@Becs @gcaat A friend of mine had a crazy idea about saving them via commercialisation of them.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Becs @gcaat A more pleasing…

@Becs @gcaat A more pleasing bit of info about Kakapo … http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kakapo-population-size.svg

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@MaryFrances110 I noticed something was…

@MaryFrances110 I noticed something was a bit odd about it recently. Still seems to work just fine though.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

New blog post: Cycling around…

New blog post: Cycling around Oslo … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2012/08/20/kringlevann/

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@danielbachhuber Is there some way…

@danielbachhuber Is there some way I can contact you directly? I have something you may find useful.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue Can you think of…

@rmccue Can you think of any examples where it could cause problems? I always assumed it was a cookie issue.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue Isn’t the security problem…

@rmccue Isn't the security problem an issue of stealing admin panel cookies?

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue Would messing with cookies…

@rmccue Would messing with cookies be a way to bypass the security problems rather than sanitizing the JS?

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Mamaduka @rmccue @danielbachhuber That’s what…

@Mamaduka @rmccue @danielbachhuber That's what I thought until hearing otherwise.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue @danielbachhuber This will be…

@rmccue @danielbachhuber This will be a very nice killer addition to http://WordPress.com.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue I intended to add…

@rmccue I intended to add revisioning and syntax highlighting eventually.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue I’ll wait to see…

@rmccue I'll wait to see what @danielbachhuber 's is like first. If it's better, then no point in continuing my own.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@danielbachhuber I needed something ASAP……

@danielbachhuber I needed something ASAP… https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/?p=2395. Once yours is released I'll probably forward people towards that.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@r_diamond Happy Birthday :)

@r_diamond Happy Birthday 🙂

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@webgarb Thanks for your assistance…

@webgarb Thanks for your assistance anyway. I've started writing it now.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue Also, how the heck…

@rmccue Also, how the heck do you sanitize JS? That sounds impossibly difficult.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rmccue Do you need it…

@rmccue Do you need it with security protection? If not, where do you want the admin page placed? I'm about to build this right now.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@webgarb That is for adding…

@webgarb That is for adding to specific pages, I need something for adding JS to the whole front-end at once, like how SafeCSS does for CSS.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment
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