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RT @_DorsVenabili: Ryan Hellyer talking…

RT @_DorsVenabili: Ryan Hellyer talking about Large scale WP without breaking the bank πŸ˜€ #wclx12 @ryanhellyer http://twitter.com/_DorsVenabili/status/252046643111809024/photo/1

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Tagged wclx12 | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard I dropped offline sorry.…

@scottbasgaard I dropped offline sorry. They use a standard European socket.

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@karmatosed Thanks :) Wish you…

@karmatosed Thanks πŸ˜€ Wish you were here with us!

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@fictionedge Haven’t tried it on…

@fictionedge Haven't tried it on a live site, but the bandwidth served from the primary server would plummet to basically nothing.

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Mamaduka I probably called it…

@Mamaduka I probably called it a logo uploader to save explaining the details.

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Mamaduka It was something for…

@Mamaduka It was something for the Norwegian government. They needed to upload header text as images as well as a regular header image.

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Mamaduka Not a logo uploader…

@Mamaduka Not a logo uploader particularly, but an image uploader, and yep I got it working. I can send the code if you like.

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Enroute to WordCamp Lisboa, is…

Enroute to WordCamp Lisboa, is it a sign? https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/?attachment_id=2673 #wclx12

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Tagged wclx12 | Leave a comment

RT @ryancduff: How about GoDaddy…

RT @ryancduff: How about GoDaddy duplicates their shitty checkout procedure w/ unwanted upsells so nobody else can duplicate it. That’d …

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard Locals are complaining about…

@scottbasgaard Locals are complaining about the dreadful weather. I'm sitting outside working on my computer with T-shirt and shorts on.

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

View from my office today…

View from my office today … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/?attachment_id=5175

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@angiemeeker It’s an excellent little…

@angiemeeker It's an excellent little plugin. Does one job and does it well.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@angiemeeker I don’t know about…

@angiemeeker I don't know about Jetpack, but this plugin works beautifully … http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/image-widget/

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Drunk Portuguese dude who doesn’t…

Drunk Portuguese dude who doesn't speak a word of English is attempting to talk to me. He hasn't realised I don't speak Portuguese yet.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@bjornjohansen I still figured it…

@bjornjohansen I still figured it would be faster in a big city. Most of rural NZ I've been to had dreadfully slow 3G.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

The big question is, why…

The big question is, why do I get much better internet in a the middle of nowhere in rural Portugal than I do in a big city? Go figure.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

The technical term used to…

The technical term used to describe my current location is … "butt fuck nowhere"

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@DeFries He said “impending” @ryancduff

@DeFries He said "impending" @ryancduff

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@cklosowski Thanks for the tip.…

@cklosowski Thanks for the tip. I hadn't thought of doing that before.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @cklosowski: Is your WordPress…

RT @cklosowski: Is your WordPress plugin getting support forum topics that are feature requests? Mark it as 'Not a Support Question' in …

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@gcaat Tramadol is powerful shit.…

@gcaat Tramadol is powerful shit. So is Zoplicone. Best take the advice of Dr @NinjaLikesCheez I think.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@NinjaLikesCheez Zoplicone tastes like metal.…

@NinjaLikesCheez Zoplicone tastes like metal. Urgh.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@derekhalpern No problem. I’ve done…

@derekhalpern No problem. I've done much worse!

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@derekhalpern Yes, quite. I think…

@derekhalpern Yes, quite. I think you may have me mixed up with someone else perhaps.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@derekhalpern I have no idea…

@derekhalpern I have no idea what you are talking about?

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Major props to @rafaltomal from…

Major props to @rafaltomal from @bgardner http://www.briangardner.com/diamond-in-the-rough/

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@nakrissimo Ahhhhh, that makes a…

@nakrissimo Ahhhhh, that makes a lot more sense then! Please don't get scabs though. We like you just the way you are.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@nakrissimo My Norwegian lessons clearly…

@nakrissimo My Norwegian lessons clearly aren't paying off, as I could swear you posted about loving scabs earlier!

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@williamsba Lol, I only saw…

@williamsba Lol, I only saw the tweet that I RT'd, not the earlier more "in yer face" one. I agree with that too though.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@williamsba That’s a very thoughtful…

@williamsba That's a very thoughtful tweet.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @williamsba: Choose a theme…

RT @williamsba: Choose a theme that actually supports the WP Community that you love. Genesis, iThemes Builder, Headway to name a few

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Whew! I’m back online :)…

Whew! I'm back online πŸ˜€ 2 – 3 kbps on WiFi was killing me. I now have a Portuguese 3G sim card πŸ˜€

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

RT @WPRealm: Vaporware no more;…

RT @WPRealm: Vaporware no more; Thesis 2 to be released October 1st. http://wprealm.com/blog/vaporware-no-more-thesis-2-to-be-released-october-1st/

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@bluelimemedia @EricMann I might be…

@bluelimemedia @EricMann I might be meaning water closet!

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@EricMann I assume I’ll be…

@EricMann I assume I'll be one of the organisers, and I'm definitely serious about inviting you!

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@gcaat If you “think you…

@gcaat If you "think you know", then don't get it (yet). That's the sort of shit you should be absolutely certain of before doing πŸ˜‰

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Krogsgard I’m not impressed by…

@Krogsgard I'm not impressed by the screenshots.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen @SiobhanPMcKeown It’s definitely happening.…

@markoheijnen @SiobhanPMcKeown It's definitely happening. I just need to get someone to nail down a date.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@SiobhanPMcKeown I would like to…

@SiobhanPMcKeown I would like to know that myself. I need to get someone to pin down a date for that. It should be some time in Jan or Feb.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst What IDE do you…

@Rarst What IDE do you use? I use Komodo. I tried Netbeans but it's speed annoyed me so I moved back to Komodo.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst That looks rather sofistimicated

@Rarst That looks rather sofistimicated

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst @CoenJacobs @Krogsgard Sometimes it…

@Rarst @CoenJacobs @Krogsgard Sometimes it doesn't make any difference if you have no idea what the filter is called.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@EricMann You should come to…

@EricMann You should come to WordCamp Oslo πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@EricMann Romania was probably the…

@EricMann Romania was probably the most interesting. UK had the most talent. Norway was the most organised and NZ the most eclectic.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@EricMann It’s fascinating seeing how…

@EricMann It's fascinating seeing how diff. countries handle WC. I've been to WC's in NZ, Norway, UK and Romania. Portugal up next πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Krogsgard add_filter( ‘jpeg_quality’, ‘jpeg_quality’ );…

@Krogsgard add_filter( 'jpeg_quality', 'jpeg_quality' ); function jpeg_quality() { return 100; }

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Krogsgard Use the ImageMagik plugin.

@Krogsgard Use the ImageMagik plugin.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@MrJChrist lolz

@MrJChrist lolz

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@SiobhanPMcKeown @markoheijnen @noeltock Looks like…

@SiobhanPMcKeown @markoheijnen @noeltock Looks like we're all booked into the same place now πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen You should book into…

@markoheijnen You should book into that hotel. I'm doing it right now.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen I know very little…

@markoheijnen I know very little about it other than that it confused me.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen @dimensionmedia I screamed and…

@markoheijnen @dimensionmedia I screamed and ran away crying when I tried to touch that thing, so those improvements sound great πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen I need a hotel…

@markoheijnen I need a hotel too. @SiobhanPMcKeown, where are you staying again? We should all book into the same place πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen BTW are you coming…

@markoheijnen BTW are you coming to Lisbon? (I've probably already asked, but I'm forgetful)

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen @dimensionmedia Changed, but it’ll…

@markoheijnen @dimensionmedia Changed, but it'll presumably still be there I'm guessing.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@dimensionmedia I’m pretty sure you…

@dimensionmedia I'm pretty sure you can rotate them with the built in image editor.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@dimensionmedia Er, isn’t there one…

@dimensionmedia Er, isn't there one built into core?

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@dimensionmedia @helenhousandi I’m guessing it’s…

@dimensionmedia @helenhousandi I'm guessing it's doing it because it was taken in potrait mode rather than landscape.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@dimensionmedia Yeah, that’s what I’d…

@dimensionmedia Yeah, that's what I'd guess. Lots of desktop apps do that. It's not uncommon.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@dimensionmedia I think you will…

@dimensionmedia I think you will find it's the opposite, your desktop photo viewing app will be rotating it.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Hmmm, my internet connection here…

Hmmm, my internet connection here in Portugal is 120 kbps. This reminds me a lot of New Zealand.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@andrea_r If you start running,…

@andrea_r If you start running, you will get the "OMFG! Lady, you are incredible!" comments after six months or so.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@andrea_r I have the short…

@andrea_r I have the short slightly over-weight body type for it.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@andrea_r @bgardner It’s very satisfying…

@andrea_r @bgardner It's very satisfying so long as your body can hold up to the punishment πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@andrea_r @bgardner You should definitely…

@andrea_r @bgardner You should definitely take up running! I've been doing it for a while now, but keep injuring my achilles.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen Yeah.

@markoheijnen Yeah.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

I am now in Portugal…

I am now in Portugal πŸ˜€ It sure is hot here!

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

SOB! Flying to Portugal and…

SOB! Flying to Portugal and forgot my camera. Lots of phone snaps I guess then!

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@bronsonquick did you just say…

@bronsonquick did you just say you ran 5 km in 5 mins?

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@zedejose I’m on a working…

@zedejose I'm on a working holiday this week. Still 9 – 5, just from Portugal.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@zedejose Faro today. Haven’t decided…

@zedejose Faro today. Haven't decided when I'll come to Lisbon yet.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@mjepson Congratulations :)

@mjepson Congratulations πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@DeFries When are you arriving…

@DeFries When are you arriving in Portugal?

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@Rarst @DeFries I’m taking a…

@Rarst @DeFries I'm taking a wild guess that public urination is not acceptable in the Ukraine?

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@humphreybc Scary :( Need to…

@humphreybc Scary πŸ™ Need to catch him and beat him bloody.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@DeFries Ya’ll are nutz!

@DeFries Ya'll are nutz!

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@DeFries There is a time…

@DeFries There is a time and a place for peeing in public. The middle of a city during the middle of the day … not so much.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@miss_jwo Yep, WordCamp Lisboa this…

@miss_jwo Yep, WordCamp Lisboa this time πŸ˜€ I'm spending the week in Faro and heading to Lisbon on Thursday or Friday'ish.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard When do you arrive?…

@scottbasgaard When do you arrive? And are you flying into Lisbon or Faro?

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

I’m in transit to Portugal…

I'm in transit to Portugal πŸ˜€

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@DeFries What was that in…

@DeFries What was that in response to? I'm confused.

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Some fascinating stats and bits…

Some fascinating stats and bits of info. in this post RT @danielbachhuber: Choosing NGINX for growth http://www.nginx.com/cs/nginx-automattic.html

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@crienexzy Next up … “Nye…

@crienexzy Next up … "Nye iPhone"

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@fevered Yay! Me too :)

@fevered Yay! Me too πŸ˜€

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@TCBarrett No. Apparently it doesn’t…

@TCBarrett No. Apparently it doesn't make a big difference, so I'll just ignore it for the time being πŸ˜€

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@TCBarrett Hackers/DDOS type people. Not…

@TCBarrett Hackers/DDOS type people. Not exactly their 10 most wanted, but enough to catch their attention.

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@rachelbaker Your Github link isn’t…

@rachelbaker Your Github link isn't working … http://rbak.es/OM4VSy

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

I’m thinking I should stop…

I'm thinking I should stop associating with shady people online. I'm probably red-flagged on some FBI watch-list right now.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@trepmal Batcache is awesome! nananananana,…

@trepmal Batcache is awesome! nananananana, BATCACHE!

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@PauldeWouters Is that legal there?…

@PauldeWouters Is that legal there? In New Zealand you would get in a lot of trouble with the police for that.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@PauldeWouters Um, haven’t figured that…

@PauldeWouters Um, haven't figured that out yet. Norwegians are a little crazy sometimes it seems.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

Is public urination acceptable in…

Is public urination acceptable in other parts of the world? https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2012/09/22/public-urination-in-norway/ I was mildly grossed out today.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz New server operational. Set…

@jitsnz New server operational. Set https://dunedinicehockey.co.nz to 50.116.54.208 in your hosts file to see it before Prosouth make the DNS changes.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@th3j35t3r re: private convo earlier…

@th3j35t3r re: private convo earlier … I had my wires crossed. It was a performance issue, not a security issue I found.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz Someone tracked down the…

@jitsnz Someone tracked down the problem for me. I'll have it fixed tomorrow, assuming I can get the DNS switched that soon.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz You will lose email…

@jitsnz You will lose email service for 24 hours probably.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz DNS is dropping off…

@jitsnz DNS is dropping off all over the world. I'll contact Prosouth this evening and arrange switch to new server.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz None. That’s why the…

@jitsnz None. That's why the site has been moved. I'll do some asking around.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz I’m at work at…

@jitsnz I'm at work at the moment now so can't do much until later on (probably tomorrow morning)

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment

@jitsnz I’m thinking if we…

@jitsnz I'm thinking if we can move the site to the new server now, perhaps whatever weird problem you are experiencing will disappear.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ryan Hellyer | Leave a comment
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