RT @Boogie2988: Happy 2014 everybody! And to all your apple users, happy 2013-S. http://t.co/2NOH18bOCk … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418031476274638848

@DeFries @Rarst Do you think the dear leader Kim Jong-un has it right? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418031081922002944

@DeFries That’s okay. Being from the Netherlands is almost as good. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417994941462507520

Get your fix of 24 hr tech news on New Years eve here … http://t.co/ZSqAZ3UlpI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417989146637238272

Happy New Years to all you Kiwi folk 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417986145226854400

Good luck to Michael Schumacher … http://t.co/zQhaIzP3R2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417602113448194049

Nooks and crannies at Lier sykehuset – http://t.co/7jShhYgpCa … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417418199299543041

@mkjones @nostromo @CoenJacobs Salt in water is a great way to cool something when ice isn’t at hand 🙂 Takes a lot of salt though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417050309186564096

@Rarst @DeFries @Ipstenu I MUST KNOW THE RESULT? What sort of profanity is my name in Russian? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416950219251920896

@DeFries @Ipstenu Followed by the question … how do you spell that? Do you have a pen? No? Well can you email it to me? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416943551608786944

@DeFries @Ipstenu I find they’re useful sometimes if people say “how do I get a hold of you?” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416939783970361344

@Ipstenu I ordered new business cards. Only thing on them … http://t.co/AK1GQTKgwb. They can figure the rest out themselves 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416884899820621824

@dinicmilan I think we used UK layout in NZ until we ditched the imperial system in 1969 and adopted the US layout. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416878521186025472

@dinicmilan Interesting. I looked up some Serbian keyboards and sure enough, they use the two different setups. Weird. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416868955782123520

@jeherve It looks like Hungarian keyboards are the same as the “regular” ones I’m referring to. Strange place to put the 0 key though :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416865931487621120

@ajaydsouza Do UK keyboards have the same layout as the US, or are they like the rest of Europe? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416865535490801664

@jdhartley It’s the shift and return keys which are different. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416673743977873408

@jdhartley http://t.co/OkfhuAf7j2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416673599186300928

@markoheijnen I’m not sure if I had US keyboards in NZ. They were definitely mapped to the US layout, but not sure if keys were missing. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416665334574489601

So it turns out that US keyboards have less keys than regular keyboards. Mind blown! http://t.co/lNMo90kg4b … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416663595553157120

@jan_dembowski I’m currently sitting very still in the hope that it won’t have to re-experience the popcorn. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416532548463120385

I think the gods are trying to tell me to eat a better breakfast. Munched down a packet of caramel popcorn 30 mins ago. Now I wanna barf 🙁 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416527286259957760

@sophiaedm I mentioned you in my blog post … http://t.co/JKdVgjuLkS … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416515817501503488

Google Glass – http://t.co/nqXoCzyYAI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416508429772292096

@TCBarrett Thanks 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416271851527372800

@metodiew Thanks 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416261470595596288

@chluehr Thanks 🙂 That should solve my temporary problem of at least getting the darned thign working! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416260703440613377

@modemlooper ah, okay … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416258009720164352

@modemlooper What is an app browser? I just tried to use the regular Chrome browser in Android. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416257690697207808

@thomasmb Thanks 🙂 iPhone5 I’m guessing? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416257529031962624

@JJJ Figured I’d teach myself JS by writing tool to track me. Seems I’m failing at the first hurdle since my phone fails to JS geolocation. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416257312916258816

@JJJ Thanks 🙂 What device was that? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416256750049058816

@Rarst Thanks. I wonder why it’s not working for me 🙁 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416256534658945024

@Rarst Thanks! What device was it? My Galaxy S3 is failing with it 🙁 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416256103987810304

Have a spare minute and a mobile phone? Please let me know if this page spits out geolocation coordinates for you http://t.co/YCn4JUpd5m … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416255628865441792

RT @iandevlin: What’s the coldest HTML tag? <br> … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416176799937462272

@no_fear_inc Here’s some that I tried, but none seem to help … http://t.co/Wiqh4W3hLw … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416174890782560256

@no_fear_inc More specifically, it times out whilst trying to connect. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416172440575033344

@no_fear_inc No idea on all fronts. It just says it won’t connect. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416172265764831232

@no_fear_inc Nothing happens. I follow every tutorial under the sun and it just won’t connect :/ It’s easy as pie in Windows though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416171697038180352

@no_fear_inc Which vendor is that? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416171417756270592

@no_fear_inc Should be same install process though right? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416170287764631552

@no_fear_inc Have you ever setup an OpenVPN client in Linux? I’m dying here trying to figure out what I’m doing wrong. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416169626545176576

@no_fear_inc @Rarst All I know is that they both have better photo editors than Linux distros. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416169450522836992

@Rarst What is better about the Apple calculator? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416163727227236352

@jennybeaumont @slobodanmanic Oh crud, January 17th and 18th 🙁 I thought it must have been a long way off. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416154044508696576

@slobodanmanic @jennybeaumont Nice to hear WordCamp Paris will be international this time around. I’ve been needing an excuse to go 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416153856608067584

Is anyone out there able to help me setup an OpenVPN client in Ubuntu? I’m doing something horridly wrong, but no idea what. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416153006183550976

Hmm, sitting in a cafe and over-hearing a conversation. Urge to duct tape one of their mouths shut is high. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415973362117378048

Christmas in Berlin – http://t.co/yGyyeDtpF7 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415949921481916416

@Ipstenu I didn’t read your tweet properly and ended up googling “singlerons” to try and figure out how they differ from singletons 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415944401291325440

@MaryFrances110 In other news … I got to choose my own present last year 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415934356939882496

@MaryFrances110 I got one last year. They’re FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!! Best present of all time!!! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415934294511857665

@DoubleJake I’m trying to think of what that “incident” might be :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415572992676999168

@scottbolinger Apparently you are supposed to install a plugin, then go to it’s settings page to find instructions on how to use it … … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415567617332883456

@scottbolinger I’ve received bad reviews for not having an options page. But the plugin had no use for an options page :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415567446654066688

@scottbolinger I occasionally rate them down a star for having too many features. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415565266882674688

Artwork at Lier sykehuset – http://t.co/tkaNDji3yo … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415493066519506944

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you all enjoy the festive season as much as @toreckhoff … http://t.co/Rx9FTaVsQS … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415482540578062337

@jennybeaumont One before and one after 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415460756071911424

@jennybeaumont Just limit yourself to a single bottle. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415410992940847104

Giant fruit in Germany – http://t.co/hvaZy2rWF8 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415250208256438274

Lier sykehuset destruction – http://t.co/zWYDOxInmF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415232567462617088

@omgubuntu Something is caching weird in your Disquis comments. It seems to have me logged in as someone else and won’t let me log out. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415176515140075520

RT @Ipstenu: The Half-Elf’s dirty little secrets about life On Beyond Shared Hosting http://t.co/7Ea2VO8fQT … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/415158710173196288

My time in an asylum – http://t.co/RbVC64HzE2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414722912583946240

@marcossavoury Glad to hear you like it 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414467769405833216

Checkout the super geeky experiments by @BenKrasnow on his YouTube page …. http://t.co/1Tqr8jos13. Excellent stuff. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414391446897045504

Hahaha, dunno how I missed this until now. Epic splits by Chuck Norris … http://t.co/k9g4U9ezF7 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414390139973304320

RT @atomicbird: Thanks to Edward Snowden I’ll always remember 2013 as the year I stopped laughing at conspiracy theorists. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414341706717605888

Desktop Linux is awesome. Except for when you need to spend days trying to get your hardware working :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414333475265986560

@ajaydsouza yes … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414179916620382208

Reichstag – http://t.co/PZErdkCzFk … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/414032215597932544

Any recommendations out there for an alternative to the TinyMCE Advanced plugin for WordPress? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413703743772033024

Berlin Siegessäule – http://t.co/FkdTy1uKMN … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413666047464853504

RT @Rarst: that reminds me of using git https://t.co/wKmQtM54oF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413637080510894080

@scottbasgaard I was starting to think the opposite. I’ve barely seen a drop of rain since leaving Norway. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413618617893548032

@MindyHansel Thanks for mentioning the plugin @mor10 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413612799332745217

@Ramoonus @JS_Zao I took up WordPress development instead. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413395586982105088

If you appreciate the work by @justintadlock, please help him out by assisting with buying his new house … https://t.co/wv6HZMGhg6 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413394787690352640

@pippinsplugins Thanks for pointing that out. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413394315659206656

@JS_Zao @Ramoonus 🙂 No more chemistry for me though 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413392766459469824

@simonwheatley @kovshenin It’s quite awesome isn’t it! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413392356407508992

4 hrs failing to fix WiFi prob. Dude comes along and says “oh, I can fix that”, 1x router reset and problem is solved 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413391887702425601

@JohnONolan @mjepson WordCamp Norway perhaps? http://t.co/NqSNXXYgBl … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413316676139356160

Berlin memorials – http://t.co/ameBURaRbZ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/413296127937896449

Brandenburg gate – http://t.co/BAC9BifdOW … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412926103557533696

@markoheijnen Thanks! I thought I fixed that bug, but I guess not :/ Did you see it on any other pages? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412654028204408832

@MacsandMoreDH I have no idea if it can be fixed or not, but I needed a new computer fast, so upgraded. It’s sitting in a repair shop. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412653926014414848

FYI, I’m not implying the Lenovo is water proof 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412611462897483776

Water + MacBook = bad 🙁 I now own a Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro. Hopefully I can get this bad boy up and running for working on soon! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412611351798751232

Berlin wall – http://t.co/dtPCwfpzlR … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412560103548923904

@Rarst So I’m guessing you won’t be upgrading to Node any time soon? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412203932270997504

@rmccue That’s nice to hear 🙂 I often wonder if I’m boring people with my activities. It’s mostly just a photo dump of my life. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412203726741704704

@rmccue Something I have learned with time, is that to gain great things, you need to take great risks. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412197663569117184

Nazi party rally grounds – http://t.co/GHUMhZYpXW … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412197639497977856

@rmccue Ha, I don’t think that will be difficult for you 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412197481553100800

@rmccue Good luck with your new path. Taking life by the balls and doing what your gut says, is often the best approach in my experience. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/412197160755941376

RT @markjaquith: @jenmylo Happy birthday! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/411926338044719106