@bjornjohansen @MacsandMoreDH By the looks of it, I need to stop eating so much spam. … http://ift.tt/1xWhA9k

RT @bjornjohansen: When my neighbor gets a fridge that automatically orders food, I’ll hack it and fill it with SPAM. … http://ift.tt/1HpsuZQ

@Eomera1 Awesome! You rule 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1tjovDq

@Eomera1 Red would be cool! Where did you find them? … http://ift.tt/14PUbvH

More planes – http://t.co/Hj1wWMXOV4 … http://ift.tt/1F0LMka

@TCBarrett The site had no object cache backend running, but it may have been some transients refreshing in the DB perhaps. … http://ift.tt/11u6WKj

@Eomera1 is it? … http://ift.tt/1qsqnzd

Magic does happen. I went for a walk, and my code miraculously started working whilst I was out de-stressing about it not working. … http://ift.tt/1F3Mxus

If you ever curse when someone asks you to mess with WordPress RSS feeds, then check out this handy plugin https://t.co/G8YX0Zoolx … http://ift.tt/1t4nPmb

@Rarst I’m not seeing any problems yet. I was already confused as to why registering certs was so hard. … http://ift.tt/1xAE80T

Sometimes I wish my boss didn’t know about Twitter, so that I could rant about having screwed up BEFORE finding a solution to my screw up. … http://ift.tt/1t2kofY

@SGgrc I’m assuming a million others have tweeted you this, but just in case, here it is again 🙂 … https://t.co/d5w883Cdjz … http://ift.tt/1xMOR5Q

This will be whole piles of awesomeness … https://t.co/HUYVKaCGyv. Get https with a single command, w00p w00p 🙂 … http://ift.tt/14GsKVl

Is this as awesome as it looks? RT @0xabad1dea: EFF, Mozilla, etc apparently are launching their own CA https://t.co/po8S8EyuTS … http://ift.tt/1xkOpg9

Google fonts aren’t always a good idea … http://t.co/LCKogNLjeQ via @chrislema … http://ift.tt/1uLMAba

I have hit about a bajillion coding hurdles today. I solved every one, but am hoping I don’t make it to a bajillion and one. … http://ift.tt/1yPNtPb

RT @scribu: Left WordPress http://t.co/bjatBbX7dM … http://ift.tt/1AcwXNr

The folks over at WP e-commerce have undergone a major rebranding … https://t.co/o2ZGmyhNlw … http://ift.tt/1EY7OWF

@Eomera1 This new phone has ~4x the battery life of my Galaxy S3. Maybe 3x what it did when it was brand new. Not too shabby 😉 … http://ift.tt/11lshWf

@Japh @DeFries Does it maybe just install a bunch of other plugins? … http://ift.tt/11jE6MF

@Japh @DeFries That doesn’t make any sense either :/ … http://ift.tt/1qcUXg9

@Japh @DeFries What on earth does that plugin do? It just says it’s “The IndieWeb version of WordPress’ Jetpack plugin”. … http://ift.tt/11jE6Mx

@Eomera1 Although it might be a dev sitting there saying “this is stupid” and a PM saying “no it’s not, DO IT NOW!” … http://ift.tt/1sVjv8N

@Eomera1 w00t! Lets find the devs and hunt them down one by one 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1sVju4M

@Eomera1 If I meet a dev who admits to doing that, I’ll probably smack them over the head with a dictionary. … http://ift.tt/1sVjtOq

@Eomera1 I’ve come across a lot of websites which stupidly served German language content when I visited them. … http://ift.tt/1uBfhYd

@Eomera1 @PayPal It seems that some idiot didn’t think very hard about languages when setting it up … http://ift.tt/1wJMON1

@Eomera1 @PayPal Yeah, it’s stupid. It also depends on your cards location. My Norwegian card only works in the Norwegian language! … http://ift.tt/1uBffQe

@Eomera1 I actually decided to get the Moto G when Saturn didn’t have any, but realised it was the wrong model when I got to the counter. … http://ift.tt/1sR6YDg

@Eomera1 You mentioned Saturn, but they didn’t have any. … http://ift.tt/1uphSF0

@Eomera1 Black. … http://ift.tt/1sR6YmS

@Eomera1 It seems pretty good so far, and definitely faster and in better condition than my piece of junk S3 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1uphSog

@Eomera1 I now own a Moto E 🙂 It took me most of the day to find a shop in Berlin which had one though :/ … http://ift.tt/1sR70Lo

@davecoveney I think people would be happiest if they’d have us build what we think is simplest. … http://ift.tt/1sHxIpP

@paul_wp Nope, but I’m just upgrading from 3.6 now 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1sHu5Am

Time circuits working, flux capacitor … fluxing. Now upgrading to WordPress version 3.7! … http://ift.tt/1zlXQv1

@scottbasgaard Egads no! They’re covered in poo! … http://ift.tt/1pUtcZN

I sat beside someone who smelled of dog poop earlier. So I moved to another seat. The smell followed me. #fml … http://ift.tt/1ufiuwE

@jennybeaumont @Rarst @bjornjohansen @DeFries #TeamEurope and half of us aren’t from Europe 😛 … http://ift.tt/1EEHu3B

@DeFries @jennybeaumont @bjornjohansen It’s just that the others are noisier 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1oPtMHl

@jennybeaumont @bjornjohansen I actually think we’re in the majority. Even http://t.co/09uaR5WUon does it this way. … http://ift.tt/1oPtJLx

@jennybeaumont @bjornjohansen Many WP’ers have an altruistic view of this which does not make sense when working on client stuff IMO. … http://ift.tt/1EEHsc0

@jennybeaumont Putting those 30 files into functions.php would result in one giant incomprehensible file. … http://ift.tt/1oPtJv5

@bjornjohansen @jennybeaumont I’m staring at a theme right now which has over 30 files which could have been jammed into functions.php. … http://ift.tt/1oPtMam

@jennybeaumont Well you either work on non-complex sites or have GIANT functions.php files then. … http://ift.tt/1oPtJex

@jennybeaumont You can easily segment your code in your theme. … http://ift.tt/1oPtMa4

@jennybeaumont There are times when I’m making a CPT and I know darned well that no one in their right mind is going to want it in a plugin. … http://ift.tt/1oPtIY9

@jennybeaumont IMHO … if your CPT’s are specific to your theme, then keep them in your theme, if not then put them in a plugin. … http://ift.tt/1ExuSJv

@ryancduff That’s a weird thing for the UN to be dabbling in. Is there possibly some complexity we’re not hearing about in the media? … http://ift.tt/1GP3YAN

http://t.co/H1BgF9dYQu is constantly improving on their transparency and info. sharing. Big thumbs up from me 🙂 https://t.co/RCvPTgQGNY … http://ift.tt/1xsVvOp

Yay! My day is back on track. My mystery lost code was staring me in the face all along 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1tG6XkK

SOB! My day is going really well apart failing to find one tiny piece of code that I wrote recently and really badly need right now! … http://ift.tt/1uaAfND

@yoast Well that didn’t take long to be solved 🙂 https://t.co/e5IgSFlXrF … http://ift.tt/1sALt9O

@m_uysl @nacin That’s not a misconception. A lot of it is functional. … http://ift.tt/10Wwvno

@norcross @bjornjohansen I recommend you keep Madonna and Toby away from your ears! … http://ift.tt/1yw09KQ

@norcross @bjornjohansen That is an alarming convo to walk in on. … http://ift.tt/1yw0bCy

@nacin “I don’t want my website to look like a WordPress site” … http://ift.tt/1ujWH6W

@thomasmb @bjornjohansen I think 21 year old Bear Johnson from Stockholm should be Microsoft’s newest customer. … http://ift.tt/1yvQLa1

@bjornjohansen Most companies online think that I am 110 years old. … http://ift.tt/1yvQKTJ

RT @yoast: We just donated $500 to the Gnome foundation to defend their trademark against Groupon, you should donate too! https://t.co/A0kZyvWLhG … http://ift.tt/1sxqt2D

@yoast That’s messed up. Thanks for pointing it out, and for donating. … http://ift.tt/1v0gYAw

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 Hang on. Are you saying that a USA private school is government funded? … http://ift.tt/1u6iUpk

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 Me speakeez da Engrish to! … http://ift.tt/1u6iWgX

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 I assumed federal would mean each state didn’t get to define their own public holidays 😉 … http://ift.tt/1wfAAvk

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 I don’t really no what “federal” means. No worries though, I get that you guys don’t get the day off now. … http://ift.tt/1u6iTSh

@jeffr0 @Ipstenu @sabreuse From that, I’m gathering that the USA simply doesn’t have public holidays. … http://ift.tt/10V6bd9

@richardsweeney Have you tried http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k? … http://ift.tt/10V6bd3

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 That is bizarre. Why have a public holiday if it means nothing? … http://ift.tt/10V6dBR

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 Oh, so it is a holiday then, but some people choose not to take it I guess. … http://ift.tt/1uYlSxl

@sabreuse @jeffr0 It surprises me that you don’t at least have a day off for remembering war veterans, since you have so many of them. … http://ift.tt/10V6aWH

@jeffr0 That would be a no then, it’s not a day off in the USA. … http://ift.tt/1uYlS0o

@jeffr0 Is it a half day? Or no day off at all? In NZ it is a half-day off. … http://ift.tt/10V6cOk

@christopherbull hahaha, lolz at #dialupdun … http://ift.tt/10Si3MW

@christopherbull It looks like a waste of time to me, or am I wrong with that? … http://ift.tt/10Si3ww

Do you #gigatowndun tweeters think winning this will make much of a difference? … http://ift.tt/10Si3g3

@clifgriffin @ryancduff @bradt @jchristopher @lumpysimon The presentation @markjaquith gave at WCEU made me switch. … http://ift.tt/10SbTwr

@bradt @ryancduff @clifgriffin @jchristopher @lumpysimon I’ve been told that it is faster. … http://ift.tt/10SbTwg

@MacsandMoreDH I burn through a ton more than 3 GB of data per month. … http://ift.tt/10SbTfT

@MacsandMoreDH I currently have a phone with a sim card which I maxed out the 3G data cap on. So I’m on GPRS now I think. … http://ift.tt/1uULlI1

@MacsandMoreDH 4G is way too expensive here. I plan to just sign up for ADSL or cable instead. … http://ift.tt/145AOhP

@bradt @jchristopher @lumpysimon I only used APC since it included an opcode cache. So I now use Redis instead. … http://ift.tt/145AQX5

@bradt @jchristopher @lumpysimon PHP 5.5 does not have object caching built in, just opcode caching. … http://ift.tt/1Eme5Jt

You know your internet speeds are slow when you measure it in mega bits per hour. … http://ift.tt/1xE60O8

@film_girl Grrr … http://ift.tt/1swEzm1

If anyone out there wants a Google Inbox invite, then lemme know your Google address. … http://ift.tt/1uUlMGX

@five15design It seems I spoke to soon 😉 My 3G connection eventually ran out of puff 🙁 … http://ift.tt/1uUlJuY

@MarkPoppen Every server is slow for me right now 😉 Even sending a tweet takes a while :/ … http://ift.tt/10RO2wX

You know you have slow internet when a 62 MB download takes three hours :/ … http://ift.tt/1uUlKip

@jeffr0 @carlhancock That API/GPL idea was suggested by @jacobsantos in the WordPress Weekly aftershow an extremely long time ago. … http://ift.tt/10RO3Rz

@jchristopher That’s not so useful if you have too much traffic though. … http://ift.tt/1ElTRzF

@jchristopher I always have a file sitting in my site root that lets me clear the cache when I visit it. … http://ift.tt/1ElTQLQ

@jchristopher Do you have a system for clearing your cache? … http://ift.tt/145jb1J

@jchristopher I’m guessing these systems are designed to be fast rather than reliable, and that’s why we experience weirdness with them. … http://ift.tt/1ElTQvk

@tommcfarlin Yours, @bjornjohansen and @konstruktors ‘s tutorials tend to be my favourites. … http://ift.tt/1ElTQeR

@jchristopher I haven’t heard of plugin activations failing with it, but I’ve seen other weirdness on occasion. … http://ift.tt/1ElTOno

@TurcuCiprian How on earth can you reach this point of your life without eating Chinese food? … http://ift.tt/1ElTO6O

@jchristopher Maybe a bug in the APC plugin? Which one are you using? … http://ift.tt/1ElTNQc

@tommcfarlin Thanks. Realising how useful some of your excellent tutorials are gave me extra motivation to write more stuff like that. … http://ift.tt/1uU9ize

RT @tommcfarlin: Persistent Object Caching http://t.co/Xxx87Ad2Z3 <~~ a great post by @ryanhellyer on @wptavern … http://ift.tt/1uU9iiK