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It’s not often someone asks me to review their stuff, and I respond by telling them it’s a steaming pile of crap.

It’s not often someone asks me to review their stuff, and I respond by telling them it’s a steaming pile of crap. … http://ift.tt/1GhbDru

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

For the love of all that is sane! Don’t ask me to review your crap, then encrypt it with IonCube!

For the love of all that is sane! Don’t ask me to review your crap, then encrypt it with IonCube! … http://ift.tt/1s9E3df

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@thomir @humphreybc Ubuntu Phone better be awesome! I’m holding off on upgrading my phone because of it :)

@thomir @humphreybc Ubuntu Phone better be awesome! I’m holding off on upgrading my phone because of it 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1EdRHUr

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@Ipstenu Something like a Varnish plugin was what I was expecting to see. But alas, it wasn’t that sophisticated.

@Ipstenu Something like a Varnish plugin was what I was expecting to see. But alas, it wasn’t that sophisticated. … http://ift.tt/1ul3Hlb

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@Ipstenu I would be mortified if your company was this bad.

@Ipstenu I would be mortified if your company was this bad. … http://ift.tt/1DUWvvR

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@Ipstenu You would have known about it by now if it was ;)

@Ipstenu You would have known about it by now if it was 😉 … http://ift.tt/1DUWvfl

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

And no, I will not be reviewing the webhost. I’m happy to promote good stuff, but I’m not interested in slamming crap stuff in public.

And no, I will not be reviewing the webhost. I’m happy to promote good stuff, but I’m not interested in slamming crap stuff in public. … http://ift.tt/1DUOuag

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

A webhost with a “special performance plugin” asked me to review their service. First test with tiny traffic … “Resource Limit Reached”

A webhost with a “special performance plugin” asked me to review their service. First test with tiny traffic … “Resource Limit Reached” … http://ift.tt/1A6KGpK

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@Rarst @sarcasmically A dictionary is the nastiest thing I can think of, which wouldn’t do any actual damage.

@Rarst @sarcasmically A dictionary is the nastiest thing I can think of, which wouldn’t do any actual damage. … http://ift.tt/1s9fZqW

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@Rarst @sarcasmically Being a douchebag warrants a thwack across the back of the head, but not much more IMO.

@Rarst @sarcasmically Being a douchebag warrants a thwack across the back of the head, but not much more IMO. … http://ift.tt/1obQrgB

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@Rarst @sarcasmically I wish I could meet these guys in person so that I could smack them over the back of the head with a dictionary.

@Rarst @sarcasmically I wish I could meet these guys in person so that I could smack them over the back of the head with a dictionary. … http://ift.tt/10ODn6H

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@ryanhellyer I just had to edit that post, as the last two pictures were not of F16’s ;)

@ryanhellyer I just had to edit that post, as the last two pictures were not of F16’s 😉 … http://ift.tt/1oaVk9E

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

More F16 pictures – http://t.co/nRE3rwpIsZ

More F16 pictures – http://t.co/nRE3rwpIsZ … http://ift.tt/1oaVn5h

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@itsananderson I meant, it’s not setting anything. It’s just creating an intval in free space, so is pointless.

@itsananderson I meant, it’s not setting anything. It’s just creating an intval in free space, so is pointless. … http://ift.tt/1zs4nHf

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@itsananderson It returns an intval, but in my example code, it’s not returning anything so is basically dead code.

@itsananderson It returns an intval, but in my example code, it’s not returning anything so is basically dead code. … http://ift.tt/1DSs0Xx

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@xac @rmccue @scottnelle Thanks for the input. I will just remove that line of code then since it doesn’t seem to be doing anything :)

@xac @rmccue @scottnelle Thanks for the input. I will just remove that line of code then since it doesn’t seem to be doing anything 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1oai8pX

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@xac @rmccue @scottnelle In that case, the code would do nothing :/

@xac @rmccue @scottnelle In that case, the code would do nothing :/ … http://ift.tt/1oai6hO

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@johnbhartley That sounds like a good explanation.

@johnbhartley That sounds like a good explanation. … http://ift.tt/1oai5uv

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@rmccue @scottnelle @xac It doesn’t seem to be casting it as an integer. It’s still a string.

@rmccue @scottnelle @xac It doesn’t seem to be casting it as an integer. It’s still a string. … http://ift.tt/1DRZc1h

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@rmccue @scottnelle I’ll do some testing to see if it does cast it as an integer. Is this syntax used in some other language?

@rmccue @scottnelle I’ll do some testing to see if it does cast it as an integer. Is this syntax used in some other language? … http://ift.tt/1wYrCpX

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@rmccue What if it were surrounded by something else?

@rmccue What if it were surrounded by something else? … http://ift.tt/1DRZa9A

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Do any of you smart PHP folks know what this bizarre looking syntax does? http://t.co/NAp6C7le40. I found it in some code.

Do any of you smart PHP folks know what this bizarre looking syntax does? http://t.co/NAp6C7le40. I found it in some code. … http://ift.tt/1DRZ9T2

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@d0od Whenever anyone becomes religious about something, it mostly makes me not trust their opinion anymore.

@d0od Whenever anyone becomes religious about something, it mostly makes me not trust their opinion anymore. … http://ift.tt/1GeF0L4

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@d0od I mostly hear people questioning why I wouldn’t use it, then trying to convince me that I’m mad and I should be using it.

@d0od I mostly hear people questioning why I wouldn’t use it, then trying to convince me that I’m mad and I should be using it. … http://ift.tt/1s7wt2P

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@d0od lol

@d0od lol … http://ift.tt/1GeF0ux

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@d0od I find Mac fanboys are the worst for that. Ubuntu people, not so much.

@d0od I find Mac fanboys are the worst for that. Ubuntu people, not so much. … http://ift.tt/1GeF0ut

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@jordantcarter I can’t see why not. Didn’t the UK block us originally because of the EU?

@jordantcarter I can’t see why not. Didn’t the UK block us originally because of the EU? … http://ift.tt/1wYbnHN

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The gods need to invent inductive charging tables for laptops and put them into every cafe I work in.

The gods need to invent inductive charging tables for laptops and put them into every cafe I work in. … http://ift.tt/1zrlw43

Posted on November 3, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@TurcuCiprian That was a semi-serious suggestion. I don’t know of any single resources that are useful. I think searching around is best.

@TurcuCiprian That was a semi-serious suggestion. I don’t know of any single resources that are useful. I think searching around is best. … http://ift.tt/1ukC7Ft

Posted on November 2, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@TurcuCiprian http://t.co/xdUhptqgAp is pretty good

@TurcuCiprian http://t.co/xdUhptqgAp is pretty good … http://ift.tt/1ukC8sQ

Posted on November 2, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

F16 Fighting Falcon – http://t.co/Z3KOObb2Up

F16 Fighting Falcon – http://t.co/Z3KOObb2Up … http://ift.tt/1t27D3y

Posted on November 2, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@porreirinha @ronalfy @ajaydsouza I’ve used that before. It seems to work well.

@porreirinha @ronalfy @ajaydsouza I’ve used that before. It seems to work well. … http://ift.tt/10cDGHq

Posted on November 2, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@_middlesister My Norwegian is quite crap too, but I got that proof read to fix my mistakes already :)

@_middlesister My Norwegian is quite crap too, but I got that proof read to fix my mistakes already 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1G6WGs0

Posted on November 1, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@_middlesister Between Norwegian, English and Google translator I think I can work out the Swedish strings … maybe :)

@_middlesister Between Norwegian, English and Google translator I think I can work out the Swedish strings … maybe 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1wRSvMa

Posted on November 1, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@markoheijnen @_middlesister not sure I have any use for more power. I just need to translate simple strings.

@markoheijnen @_middlesister not sure I have any use for more power. I just need to translate simple strings. … http://ift.tt/1wRSsQB

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@_middlesister poedit has not changed at all. I’m using http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k though, which is much simpler to use.

@_middlesister poedit has not changed at all. I’m using http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k though, which is much simpler to use. … http://ift.tt/1wRSsQx

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@_middlesister I’ll be getting it proofread though, as my Swedish skills are diabolically bad ;)

@_middlesister I’ll be getting it proofread though, as my Swedish skills are diabolically bad 😉 … http://ift.tt/1wRSsAf

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@_middlesister I see you speak some Swedish. My next task is to try and translate something into Swedish actually :)

@_middlesister I see you speak some Swedish. My next task is to try and translate something into Swedish actually 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1vupeTM

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@_middlesister I don’t do a lot of translations though, so simple and easy is best for me :)

@_middlesister I don’t do a lot of translations though, so simple and easy is best for me 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1vupgv0

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@_middlesister GlotPress looks very complicated. http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k seems to be working very well so far for me.

@_middlesister GlotPress looks very complicated. http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k seems to be working very well so far for me. … http://ift.tt/1wRSsA3

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@ajaydsouza @ronalfy Norwegian, German and Spanish so far, but hopefully quite a few more very shortly.

@ajaydsouza @ronalfy Norwegian, German and Spanish so far, but hopefully quite a few more very shortly. … http://ift.tt/1wRSuYO

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@ronalfy @ajaydsouza I meant http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k

@ronalfy @ajaydsouza I meant http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k … http://ift.tt/1vupfXQ

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@ajaydsouza @ronalfy http://t.co/6WcU9yhCNI is working flawlessly for me so far. It’s very easy to use.

@ajaydsouza @ronalfy http://t.co/6WcU9yhCNI is working flawlessly for me so far. It’s very easy to use. … http://ift.tt/1G6NUKp

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@ronalfy Thanks! I think that’s what I was thinking of. I knew there was something out that someone recommended. It may have been you!

@ronalfy Thanks! I think that’s what I was thinking of. I knew there was something out that someone recommended. It may have been you! … http://ift.tt/1DGIQsb

Posted on November 1, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@Rarst I was just hoping there might be something with a nicer more user friendly UI. I always have to work out how to use Poedit each time.

@Rarst I was just hoping there might be something with a nicer more user friendly UI. I always have to work out how to use Poedit each time. … http://ift.tt/1zogchG

Posted on November 1, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

@Rarst That’s what I used to use, but I thought there might be a better option these days.

@Rarst That’s what I used to use, but I thought there might be a better option these days. … http://ift.tt/1zogchC

Posted on November 1, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment

WordPress question for the day: What tool do you recommend for translating a handful of text strings for a plugin?

WordPress question for the day: What tool do you recommend for translating a handful of text strings for a plugin? … http://ift.tt/1zog9m1

Posted on November 1, 2014 by ifttt | Leave a comment
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