@jeffr0 @ronalfy @ptahdunbar I remember watching that WordCamp on the live stream. It was quite riveting. … http://ift.tt/1DjsbNJ

@MacsandMoreDH It’s the first thing to show up in a Google search for “portable disposable restroom” … http://ift.tt/1FKAqAL

@GottaGoPoncho Can we reuse them? … http://ift.tt/1FKAqkq

Shear brilliance … http://t.co/Z4V8xj3qYu. Ordering now. (not) … http://ift.tt/1FTJEgC

@humphreybc This looks like quite slick http://t.co/iu0EONKaSx. How long have you been working on that? … http://ift.tt/1J2xiTK

@andrea_r Those were not any of the options I was thinking of. … http://ift.tt/1avbhBf

@andrea_r The mind boggles as to what a “grown up adulting item” is! … http://ift.tt/1avbfJQ

MT @glueckpress @miriamschwab Modified tweet, I’ve learned. … http://ift.tt/1zg8PoO

@glueckpress @miriamschwab What is an MT? … http://ift.tt/1zg8Qcg

Got grumpy coz nothing worked. Realised I was grumpy. Realised I had no reason to be grumpy. Became happy. Everything started working 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1OdhoYt

Learn about http2 from @tnash https://t.co/0QEuiFnNcB and about PHP7 from @bjornjohansen https://t.co/5NMqHa6SWm … http://ift.tt/1b09vJD

@bgardner I’m interested to hear how you find the performance is. It looks amazing, but I’m skeptical of how fast it’ll be. … http://ift.tt/1FFI67q

@bjornjohansen @markoheijnen How dodgy do you think it would be to run PHP7 live right now? … http://ift.tt/1Hn77c8

@markoheijnen I haven’t tried it. I’ll wait for @bjornjohansen to write a tutorial on how to use it first 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1ymnsvv

@bjornjohansen What do you mean by “non-BC”? … http://ift.tt/1GFTDcj

@IanTLS Yeah, I always have to test it first 😛 … http://ift.tt/1apVio2

@IanTLS Yeah, that’s the one I most noticed too. I’ve suggested people change to __constructor() before, but they prefer the old way :/ … http://ift.tt/1PGlqMu

I’m predicting a ton of PHP scripts to fail due to some of these changes …. http://t.co/WFkPQD2Ats … http://ift.tt/1PGlsnC

@gcaat * not … http://ift.tt/1I94Uzc

@gcaat I have no seen it. But I know I hate it. … http://ift.tt/1PGls70

@gcaat Why is everyone chatting about this Bachelor crap? … http://ift.tt/1I94Rn4

@KevinMuldoon If it doesn’t give enough juice, then I’ll consider buying a larger one or multiples. … http://ift.tt/1ykNWxB

@KevinMuldoon If you ask me in a weeks time, I’ll be able to give some feedback on how well it works. … http://ift.tt/1CI5aA8

@johnpbloch Ahhh yes, I think I have one of those kicking around somewhere. Seems to be at least a few GAH capacity. Impressive stuff. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587725230342348800

@KevinMuldoon I also have no idea how many more hours I’ll get from that 23,000mAH pack. My laptop current gets around 3.5 – 5 hours. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587722537540448256

@KevinMuldoon (Good) mobile data covers my internet access, but without power I am still quite limited in potential work locations. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587722251266609154

@KevinMuldoon No, just a long day in a cafe without power 🙂 Not needing a power socket opens up my work place options a lot. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587721905945325569

I just purchased one of these bad boys. Fingers crossed it works well 🙂 http://t.co/upoNxcSzNM … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587720012330336256

@ajaydsouza I was trying to find the picture to leave on someones Facebook post|. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587716539517968386

I want a big arse battery extender for my laptop (Lenovo). Any recommendations? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587711301729804289

@DeFries Actually, I did mention that 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587560020772003840

@DeFries “image search” 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587559792136347648

I rank #1 on a Google image search for “rainbow farts”. #seomaster … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587558641101840384

@miriamschwab @DeFries It’s similar here. It’s hard to walk around town without stumbling across multiple falafel joints. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587521934277107712

@miriamschwab When I’m feeling too lazy too cook, I pretty much live on felafel kebab. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587516544625864705

@miriamschwab Vegetable oils can still have trans-fats though, which they recommend against. I’m wondering what Berlin kebab shops use. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587516471791767552

@miriamschwab That falafel is interesting, but it’s always deep fried when I have it :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587513327586308096

My Sunday: Sitting in the sun attempting to write JavaScript 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587229613123829760

@Rarst Ah, I see. I wasn’t creating objects at all. Got it 🙂 Thanks! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587190577789304833

@Rarst Any ideas how to json’ify objects? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587189852355035136

Confused JS n00b here. Any ideas why “test_json” is empty? https://t.co/u1opxN046o … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/587188252035133440

@MacsandMoreDH @jennybeaumont @Rarst No idea. I’ve never seen it before. … http://ift.tt/1ElsKJ2

@jennybeaumont @Rarst Quark goes good with fruit; cottage cheese and fruit …. not so great. … http://ift.tt/1D6W2ZN

@jennybeaumont If that’s cottage cheese, then it’s the weirdest cottage cheese I’ve ever seen 😉 … http://ift.tt/1FwnWSv

Those of you outside of Europe, need to track down this shit called “quark”. It’s a dessert which is healthy for you! … http://ift.tt/1I1Uu4r

@jennybeaumont Clearly I’m not awake yet, as I didn’t notice anything was off when you mentioned putting orange juice into coffee. … http://ift.tt/1I1Uu4j

@jennybeaumont I stumbled out of bed hungry. Now stuffing myself with quark and muesli. Going cycling into the wilderness this afternoon. … http://ift.tt/1I1Ustj

The gods want me fat. This required me to shove my Visa number into a page throwing security warnings :/ http://t.co/VhmXrv0iOk … http://ift.tt/1HesP1Q

RT @martinglanert: I think that MultilingualPress by @inpsyde is the best WordPress Plugin for Multi-Language #WCVIE … http://ift.tt/1D6MfTx

Cursing someone for not responding. See unsent message sitting there. You send it. They respond 10 secs later :/ #facepalm … http://ift.tt/1IyNf7s

@pollyplummer That’s an awesome thing to see them getting behind. … http://ift.tt/1IyNeR0

@pollyplummer I noticed their name on it yesterday. But I didn’t realise it was a new thing. … http://ift.tt/1auG4Pa

@JJJ @pgibbs Or 13″ of either if you travel every day. … http://ift.tt/1IQ0dKP

@pgibbs I think that depends on whether you appreciate a higher res screen or not. … http://ift.tt/1DqRU86

@jeffr0 I am going to drop off Twitter for a while to get some work done. I’ll respond later if you tweet at me though 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1yfk8CV

@jeffr0 From that list, I have met @Otto42 and @Rarst in person. Hopefully @Ipstenu will be added to that list soon. … http://ift.tt/1CjNaxg

@jeffr0 Maybe he did a Macauley Caulkin. … http://ift.tt/1CjNax8

@jeffr0 I’m guessing so. He was an energetic little blighter, so I figured he’d be bouncing all over social media, but it appears not. … http://ift.tt/1yfk85H

@jeffr0 I wonder what happened to Dave Moyer. … http://ift.tt/1CjNa0g

@jeffr0 I like to think it helped a bit. Launching forums is hard, so I knew you needed a few people to post like crazy to get it working. … http://ift.tt/1yfk7Pi

@jeffr0 If I saw thread start to die, I sometimes just posted crap to get people yabbering again. … http://ift.tt/1yfk7Pa

@jeffr0 I also wanted to see your forum take off, so I was often just posting to trigger others to start chattering. … http://ift.tt/1yfk5qB

@jeffr0 Since moving to Europe, I plummeted my WP chatter online since I meet tons of coding geeks all the time. … http://ift.tt/1yfk7yN

@jeffr0 I was full-time on WP stuff, and knew no one else doing WP work in the real world. So I guess i needed someone to chat with 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1CjN6xw

@jeffr0 That’s what happens when you spend too much time writing forum posts 😛 … http://ift.tt/1IMfXOX

@jeffr0 Maybe I am elderly, as I can’t read screenshots any longer 😛 … http://ift.tt/1cc5iTx

@jeffr0 I can’t believe we’ve been around that long. We’re like WordPress elderly folk. … http://ift.tt/1IMfXyp

@jeffr0 Holy cow! That was 2009! … http://ift.tt/1cc5fXT

@jeffr0 Yes. In fact I suggested that idea to Matt a few months ago. … http://ift.tt/1IMfVGx

@jeffr0 If cookies for comments works, then it’s the least likely to cause problems. … http://ift.tt/1cc5fHl

@jeffr0 I usually recommend cookies for comments, although I do have a long in development version of my own plugin I think is better. … http://ift.tt/1IMfVq2

@jeffr0 I think antispam bee is only useful if everything else fails. … http://ift.tt/1cc5h1W

@jeffr0 VaultPress looks useful too. … http://ift.tt/1IMfUCs

@jeffr0 Akismet is not part of JetPack either, so doesn’t count 😛 … http://ift.tt/1cc5fah

@jeffr0 For Twitter widget I use Twitter WIdget Pro, although the one in JetPack looks better … https://t.co/gA6qcCHZzH … http://ift.tt/1IMfUmc

@jeffr0 Akismet is the exception. Although for spam I use my own plugin … https://t.co/tCE32Q6JP0 … http://ift.tt/1cc5gLf

@jeffr0 I used to constantly recommend Automattic’s plugins. Since JetPack, that has been a very rare occurrence. … http://ift.tt/1cc5eTJ

@jeffr0 @innerwebs Same shit, different label 😛 … http://ift.tt/1IMfUT3

@innerwebs @jeffr0 I was correct. It’s just a bundle of plugins and is still nothing special. … http://ift.tt/1Nd6Zkk

I find it interesting that Facebook has made a website which allows me to never visit Facebook … https://t.co/99SWPwbFJ3 … http://ift.tt/1JplX0N

@grapplerulrich Say hi when you arrive, and introduce you to regulars at the meetup. … http://ift.tt/1GpTjhL

@Ipstenu This means I can’t pull out of going to WordCamp Europe now. … http://ift.tt/1IKE803

RT @Ipstenu: Who has two thumbs and is excited about going to @WCEurope ? THIS ELF! … http://ift.tt/1NaF1FQ

New Facebook messenger feels identical to WhatsApp on the web … https://t.co/99SWPwbFJ3 … http://ift.tt/1IKE7t8

@markjaquith @DeFries @roytanck I’d love to see stats on that. I’ve never seen it go slower, apart from when the cache runs out of RAM … http://ift.tt/1IsmaCN

@DeFries @Japh Gotcha. Don’t stick it anywhere vinegary. I’ll keep that in mind. … http://ift.tt/1GoIHQf

@Japh @DeFries Short version: if you feel a burning sensation “down there”, you oughta get it checked out ASAP. … http://ift.tt/1GoIHQb

@jacklenox Where is that? … http://ift.tt/1CUolue

@F1 Villeneuve passing M. Schumacher on the outside at Estoril in 1996 … https://t.co/o4OB6mjjPs … http://ift.tt/1CU0QBF

@Rarst @Mamaduka @grapplerulrich I just modified the file permissions to hack around that. … http://ift.tt/1CebSyX

@Mamaduka @Rarst @grapplerulrich I do that myself though. Much less hassle when I need to edit it that way 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1CTPSfi

@Mamaduka @Rarst @grapplerulrich Then I would need instructions on how to make a shortcut 😉 … http://ift.tt/1CTPRYQ

@sarahpressler You win the prize for best Twitter response of the morning 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1FAyzAX

@sarahpressler Ohhh, that looks good. Thanks 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1IrkSIc

@altjoen That’s what I usually recommend too. I was looking for instructions on how to use it (and how to handle other OS’s) though. … http://ift.tt/1DIHeUk

@altjoen Still need instructions for Gas Mask though. Some people find the official instructions too confusing. … http://ift.tt/1yUxUFG

@altjoen @societyofcrows @maknz I think this will do the trick … http://t.co/Ai8EipInIP … http://ift.tt/1N7tEOP

@societyofcrows Hosts file on anything. I’m looking for generic instructions. … http://ift.tt/1IIMQfk

@pgibbs That’s an interesting point. But I’d still like some generic instructions to allow them to do it themselves. … http://ift.tt/1N7tCGI