@carlhancock I don’t think anyone likes him very much. I wonder if the military had chats with larger countries before proceeding. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754085628640395264

@sarahward_nz I haven’t seen a live BBC stream. Someone else pointed out the Al Jazeera one though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754085144957448192

@sarahward_nz Sky News is working well 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754085018222284800

Live news about the mess in Turkey https://t.co/xBQAY4l9v7 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754072784632999938

@Eomera1 Ah! That’s perfect! Excellent 🙂 Thank you very much. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754072667385364480

@itsananderson Thanks 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754072509792784385

Do any of you know of a good video feed for live news? I want to listen/watch news about Turkey, but can’t find a suitable live feed. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754071853971406849

@jpetersen @carlhancock Perhaps not the best time for Turkey jokes :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754069803233607685

@billbennettnz Turkish CNN is probably based in Turkey, but they could be using a Satellite connection. So not necessarily land or mobile. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754068089382338560

@billbennettnz In case you aren’t aware, I don’t think Erdowan is currently in Turkey. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754067926232293376

I wonder what will happen to Erdowan if he returns to Turkey? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754066478496972800

@carlhancock Hopefully they can release the shackles on the media and communications systems. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754065220981620741

@carlhancock The thing I’m wondering is, is this a good thing or a bad thing? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754064777463402496

@carlhancock I knew Egypt tends to do this, but I wasn’t aware that the Turkish military had a tendency to do it too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754064432037302272

@carlhancock I missed the “non” part of non-secular 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754064181733752832

@carlhancock Oh, sorry. I misread what you wrote! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754064122032062465

@carlhancock I thought it would be the opposite. Erdowan seems very pro-Islam from what I’ve heard. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754064025529573376

@five15design I’m unsure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754063449425084416

Holy cow! Things are going crazy in Turkey! https://t.co/e48ez4Kk7d … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754063017659232256

RT @BBCBreaking: • Turkey’s military declare takeover • President Erdogan safe • Airports closed • Latest: https://t.co/dSi8b5iaia https://t.co/Uqz9gxfA1m … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/754062729388888065

After many painful hours of back breaking work, my apartment is now spotless 🙂 Best €25 I ever spent. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753961633681141760

@Ipstenu Thanks 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753954451325607937

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much pain will I go through in setting up Elastic Search the first time? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753952427896864768

Lesson for the day: When accessing unofficial “APIs”, don’t hit it every 60s for a week, or they realise your account is actually a bot 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753904649804144641

@DB_Bahn None of your ID options match those of my friends who I’m trying to buy tickets for. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753636272254619648

@DB_Bahn You appear to be trying your hardest to STOP me buying tickets 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753636214700376064

@mor10 @Rarst hooks and filters. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753326752668135424

@Rarst You outdid me. I got 21900. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753136582715117568

@konstruktors In that case, they’d only need teeny tiny brakes. So I was quite wrong 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752799868540841985

@konstruktors Oh wow. I see now. I thought that 1000 HP figure was from the brakes, not regenerative braking. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752799697895587841

@konstruktors I didn’t think you would get much stopping power with that. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752789984864796673

@ryanhellyer @konstruktors Or at least some serious brake cooling. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752788041324957700

@konstruktors I’m guessing those trucks require huge brakes, since engine braking presumably wouldn’t be as powerful. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752787971015897088

@MacsandMoreDH I can travel a bit. I’m not necessarily needing to take the shortest route. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752778785896927232

@MacsandMoreDH “the lake” … which one? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752778681119023108

@MacsandMoreDH I’m hoping to see nice scenery enroute if possible. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752777028299022336

@MacsandMoreDH Somewhat flexible. I’m travelling from near München to near Freiburg and wanted to stop somewhere in Switzerland for a night. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752776900783828992

If you were on a road trip through the north of Switzerland for a day, where would you recommend stopping to stay? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752679615206940672

Pokemon Go is teaching me a lot about my neighbourhood, unfortunately most of it is not very pleasant :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752637211271716865

RT @CatchEmAlI: Times they are a changin https://t.co/HaWMveWIvq … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752524092796993536

@Kathy_Darling I’m thinking stir fried Charmander with a little ginger, soy sauce and served on a nice dish of basmati rice may go well. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752521395662389248

@Kathy_Darling Deep fried is best? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752520594973925376

RT @NinjaEconomics: The Pokemon Go effect: two-day rally adds $7.1 billion to Nintendo’s market value https://t.co/rUs44pTTp4 https://t.co/rHfQGxD7Ra … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752506584186642432

@meyerweb I usually give them a six figure price. No one has agreed yet 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752503753866174466

@BoweFrankema @CoenJacobs https://t.co/FupeVmD5sT … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752503280211730433

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema I’m concerned that you are not taking Pokemon seriously enough. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752501464988315648

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema Whew! So my egg is safe for the time being. My new Pokemon life is stressful. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752500171032911872

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema Erm, I’m meant to be working right now. What happens if I just leave it there for the afternoon? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752499513437421568

@ryanhellyer @CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema I just found a pokemon egg. I can’t wait for it to hatch. #excitingtimes #PokemonGO … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752499229671710720

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema Pokemon are serious business! We all saw this coming but you I think. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752499077376569344

I just caught something called a Charmander in my backyard. I don’t know what it is, or what I’m supposed to do with it. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752496940424781824

@Rarst @jennybeaumont McDonalds, literally the breakfast/lunch and dinner of champions 😉 … https://t.co/Ntmz21XgXj … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752454549877714944

@Rarst @jennybeaumont Maybe it depends on what you are measuring. Income vs number of restaurants, vs number of customers, sales etc. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752454145899163649

@jennybeaumont @Rarst Damnit! Now I’m hungry and the closes McD’s is ages away from here :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453920274915328

@jennybeaumont @Rarst Or perhaps ice cream for breakfast, McDonalds for lunch and chocolate for dinner. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453843242418177

@jennybeaumont @Rarst McDonalds is amazing. I’d eat it for every meal if I didn’t think it would kill me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453766809542656

@jennybeaumont @Rarst I was wrong. Apparently McDonalds is #1 https://t.co/DGuYzJK324 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453681166086144

RT @caffeine_addict: New Zealand Police have warned Pokemon Go players against “going onto private property in search of a cartoon character.” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752446155578048512

@jan_dembowsk Dude. Really? This is 2016! We all buy our fax machines online like normal people … https://t.co/7liZLgLSJy … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752444243516465152

RT @randileeharper: that’ll teach you to create a game meant to get grownup nerds walking around. they will hack that shit so they can be lazy. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752443593227460608

@jennybeaumont @Rarst McDonalds is the second most popular restaurant chain in the world 😉 And I believe it is #1 in France 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752443054947172352

@Kathy_Darling Ohhh, sorry I misunderstood. Erm. I doubt I’ve ever tested that then :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752244106420690944

@five15design hahaha, I love how we can get improved service just by ranting about companies on Twitter 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752236704661180416

@DeFries @mbootsman @ryancduff @andrea_r My snaps are basically me going “how the hell does this work?” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752236108033978374

@andrea_r Maybe it IS just because I’m too old then :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231522166595584

@andrea_r I seem destined to understand neither Pokemon or Snapchat. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231322232422400

@andrea_r I think this cultural revolution has bypassed me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231249687773185

@andrea_r All I know is that there was a TV series, and there’s some big yellow thing called Pikachu. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231036948320256

@andrea_r That explains some of the weird posts I was reading then. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230834049060864

@andrea_r I would have said I’m too old, but lots of the people discussing it are older than I am. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230593849618432

@Kathy_Darling I do. I don’t think I did anything special though. does wp_mail() work at all on your server? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230460869214208

@andrea_r I thought Pokemon was a TV series. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230257617350656

Why have my social network feeds become clogged up with stuff about Pokemon lately? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752229809980309505

@Kathy_Darling I was having trouble with the code too. I wanted to strip out some of the plugins features, but couldn’t figure out how. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752210205430190080

@Kathy_Darling Thanks for your input. I’ve been playing with it today. I find it’s UI confusing, but it seems to do what it says it does. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752188649027010560

@glueckpress Ah I see, that makes some sense. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752108513904689152

@glueckpress What does @wp_rocket do that is specific to Beaver Builder? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752102131348439040

@ramonfincken Yes, it seems to. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752101347550437376

@angiemeeker I had never experienced that. It felt odd. But I did get totally kick arse service. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949453574176768

@angiemeeker … but I never got anywhere with that. Then someone pointed out they were fishing for tips :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949369998532608

@angiemeeker I couldn’t understand why waitresses kept hitting on me in bars … … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949312075132928

@angiemeeker Tipping results in some weird interactions with waiting staff. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949160685985792

@angiemeeker I had never tipped in my life until going to North America. It’d feel 100% normal to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751948564213927936

@tannermoushey Thanks. That’s good to know 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751935825454170112

Dear Facebook. This puts me at serious of risk of making a spammer an admin of a Facebook group 😉 https://t.co/cr6xd10ZnL … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751934276401242112

@ryancduff Thanks. I Google’d “Chris Lema Beaver Builder” and fished out @chrislema ‘s blog post just now 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751929135451242496

@bpmore Would you consider it usable for a serious site? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751924934620971013

Who out there has an opinion on the Beaver Builder plugin for WordPress? Good? Bad? Indifferent? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751923605005631488

Am I the only idiot who didn’t realise this? https://t.co/VMi9onTZyd … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751454510837592065

@Uber_NZ @five15design No. I’ll just continue taking Uber’s like I normally do 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750590303678128128

@five15design @Uber_NZ But I don’t know how you could self-regulate a prison. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750430038785454080

@morganestes That does make a litle more sense though, since you referred to making poetry which is more easily understood. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750422016558239745

@morganestes I don’t think I’m sophisticated enough for that :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750421870017703936

@andreasnrb I only learned they are a poem this evening. I thought they were some style of describing things with minimal words until now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750415726754791424

@andreasnrb But why do people seem more interested in haiku instead of normal poems? And why do they add them to stuff online, like events. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750415604708966400

@five15design @Uber_NZ Nothing like a self-regulating system that would weed out problematic drivers too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750414412587077636

@five15design @Uber_NZ Perhaps there should be no regulatory rules. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750413891851747328

Does anyone know what the purpose of a haiku is? I’m trying to work this out, but I’m failing to grok their purpose. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750413772137922560

Sweet little WordPress plugin for simplifying the visual editor … https://t.co/cfJ9BN3bw2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749637350553116672