@AKiwiInGermany @MaryFrances110 Related … http://t.co/ueyCnEjLk0 … http://ift.tt/1akRrs2

@AKiwiInGermany @MaryFrances110 Berlin. Land of the free … and open public urination. Seriously, they pee everywhere. It’s kinda gross. … http://ift.tt/1akRsMH

@AKiwiInGermany @MaryFrances110 So I’m not sure why standing up to pee would bother them. Plus, all public loos I’ve seen here have urinals. … http://ift.tt/1akRrbv

@AKiwiInGermany @MaryFrances110 German men seem to pee anywhere, including on the sides of buildings, footpaths and power poles, 24/7. … http://ift.tt/1aFjVYe

Bärehquell brewery – http://t.co/IVMSyb3rdq … http://ift.tt/KyDkD6

@dimensionmedia @jeffr0 @wptavern Maybe Paris Hilton should launch a web hosting company next? … http://ift.tt/KyuQf4

@wptavern Perhaps you should do a comparison between Hulk Hogan’s hosting and GoDaddy? … http://ift.tt/1f07w5O

Why you should never interrupt a programmer …http://t.co/52OFEJPUpY. Found via @CyanAlice … http://ift.tt/KrSuup

@NiklasHogefjord @bjornjohansen Trip to Scandinavia in spring would be quite fun 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1fNukJ1

@bjornjohansen @Rarst I guess you could handle errors by spawning new processes and loading via AJAX. Not that efficient though. … http://ift.tt/1fNukIX

@Rarst @bjornjohansen Performance aspects would interest me. In particular, how to use JS templating to avoid data transfer. … http://ift.tt/1dTSLjK

@bjornjohansen @Rarst I’d like to know what advantages there are in templating languages over the standard WordPress template system. … http://ift.tt/1fNuiRm

WordCamp Norway 2014 – http://t.co/cu0JMiTEUy … http://ift.tt/1ahs3Ua

@ronalfy @Ipstenu Dang! That’s pretty bad. Not sure I’ve ever had that much in one hit before. … http://ift.tt/1i2oAev

@Ipstenu I wish I got as many human comments as spam comments 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1dUgxtf

@Ipstenu I usually get about 300 per day on average, but it can spike to quite a lot higher sometimes. … http://ift.tt/1dUgxt5

@Ipstenu How much spam do you normally get? … http://ift.tt/1dUgwFG

@dinicmilan Awesome. I’ll test it within the next few days. … http://ift.tt/1ctpsk7

@nakrissimo Ah, just found your previous tweet. Definitely legit. … http://ift.tt/L6EwPb

@nakrissimo Is it possible that is a hoax and not actually on the Apple app. store? … http://ift.tt/1gEnHoJ

@bjornjohansen @Rarst I think you should be more forward thinking then 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422694811054141440

@bjornjohansen @Rarst I don’t get why people didn’t fix this before releasing Unix though. I’d have thought they’d think about this issue. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422693664549523456

@bjornjohansen @Rarst No point fixing something if it gets thrown out or the company goes bust eventually anyway. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422693546064642048

@bjornjohansen @Rarst All new implementations should avoid the 2038 problem, but I wouldn’t fix older stuff just yet (unless it’s trivial). … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422693431493005312

@Tarwn Cool. Would you be able to to send the code change to me via http://t.co/Zdpxx4gr6w? If it makes sense, I’ll add it to the plugin. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422653128472018944

Bärehquell brewery – http://t.co/4lVd78J0w0 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422476730562273281

@Tarwn I plan to work around that in future versions by forcing a CAPTCHA on users who fail the initial spam checks. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422476501880434688

@Tarwn If you leave the post open for too long, then it will glitch and detect it as spam. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/422476396469182464

Giant Pacman – http://t.co/8BIqLZoxZi … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/421755567536111616

Interesting website about nuclear power safety … http://t.co/q6pjnm0Lnu. Excellent info. about Fukushima from @fairewinds … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/421314223063724032

@ryancduff Probably caused by the use of the external Google fonts library. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/421309760336846848

@dgwyer I had no idea that existed. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/421293920921088000

@cageNL @DeFries When do you guys arrive for @WCNorge? I’m arriving late on Thursday night. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/421221505071316992

@lukerollans Nope, looks like OSX only. Thanks for the tip though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/421221324699488256

Any recommendations for SVN GUI’s in Linux? I usually use Git GUI for visualising stuff, but am working with SVN at the moment. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420944256820596736

@dgwyer What sort of things did you have in the framework which were better off as plugins? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420873804781748224

@pippinsplugins I’d guess it’s caused by an ill-performing object caching backend. I’ve seen them do some really weird stuff before. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420588908901314560

@JS_Zao @chriscoyier The whole site will zip along massively quicker with object caching running. It makes an enormous difference. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420583613865136128

@chriscoyier @JS_Zao And your server needs to support it too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420582829492551682

@chriscoyier @JS_Zao You need a caching plugin which can handle object caching. Something like APC or Memcached. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420582778510770176

danielimmke How do you tell the difference content copied to Twitter and content copied from Twitter? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420223261071671297

Karl Marx Allee – http://t.co/71XLAfUmoK … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/420106065771237376

Excellent video of @KimDotcom on http://t.co/86oG9L1UVJ … http://t.co/lpXszxdcuE … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419790155944574977

@JJJ Ouch! Ice or inline skating? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419414404447604736

@jeremyfelt I cache the Bing queries for a few days to avoid using up all my free query quote each month. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419241516717338625

@jeremyfelt FYI, I don’t pay for Bing search as their API lets you have quite a few hits for free each month. Google I’d need to pay. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419241366599008257

@jeremyfelt I’m using Bing to work out the most important posts, but it doesn’t find everything, so I use WordPress search to find the rest. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419240936347275265

@jeremyfelt I had to write a custom plugin to do it though and it’s a bit buggy, which you can see here … http://t.co/ahZxTLe9SX … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419240729052188672

@jeremyfelt Similar to Google, but cheaper. You can see it in action here … http://t.co/TS1y0AaRAV … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419240327661502464

@jeremyfelt I’ve started using Bing for my own sites. Much more contextual information that way. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419236444046360577

@metodiew Ironically, I just discovered my last YouTube comment ended up on my Google+ profile 🙁 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419214656788762625

@metodiew You can turn that off. I had the same problem, but found how to stop it happening and haven’t had any problems with it since. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419206033148768256

@bjornjohansen lol … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/419048231612735488

@Ipstenu How much traffic are you getting? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418856134045622272

Looks like we may have another source for our daily tech news via @acedtect … http://t.co/bWJ5x3KjyT … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418849585990500352

Berlin wall – http://t.co/QHplftvie1 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418845463086108672

@bjornjohansen http://t.co/GCk6R9oSHi … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418839561771679744

@bjornjohansen I think most of the downtime was caused by me live testing stuff in production 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418839243105247232

@bjornjohansen Yep, Linode. The stats were worse in 2012 due to Hurricane Sandy taking down the data centers for many hours on end. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418839091682476032

@bjornjohansen I checked the stats for http://t.co/AK1GQTKgwb. 99.97% for 2013. Most of that 0.03% will be from my own screw-ups though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418837569120796672

@bjornjohansen Oh, it can also be from people messing up their own sites too. Broken code etc. I’m just thinking 97% is horrendously bad. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418836857469026305

@bjornjohansen Must of them are on big hosts though, which I assume are all better than 97%. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418836641617547264

@bjornjohansen Do you think those stats are warped by those with hosting problems signing up for @pingdom … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418835740198707200

RT @bjornjohansen: Why you need premium hosting? Avg uptime in 2013 for @pingdom’s customers (hosters who care) was 97.4%: https://t.co/3eGFptyIa9 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418835646527320064

RT @iamdevloper: Opticians website? ProTip: Add a 1px blur filter to your site to increase sales. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418762051109285888

Hmmm, home at 5am, and now I can’t get to sleep :/ Guess I’m going a day without sleep 🙁 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418302950386454528

RT @Boogie2988: Happy 2014 everybody! And to all your apple users, happy 2013-S. http://t.co/2NOH18bOCk … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418031476274638848

@DeFries @Rarst Do you think the dear leader Kim Jong-un has it right? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/418031081922002944

@DeFries That’s okay. Being from the Netherlands is almost as good. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417994941462507520

Get your fix of 24 hr tech news on New Years eve here … http://t.co/ZSqAZ3UlpI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417989146637238272

Happy New Years to all you Kiwi folk 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417986145226854400

Good luck to Michael Schumacher … http://t.co/zQhaIzP3R2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417602113448194049

Nooks and crannies at Lier sykehuset – http://t.co/7jShhYgpCa … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417418199299543041

@mkjones @nostromo @CoenJacobs Salt in water is a great way to cool something when ice isn’t at hand 🙂 Takes a lot of salt though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/417050309186564096

@Rarst @DeFries @Ipstenu I MUST KNOW THE RESULT? What sort of profanity is my name in Russian? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416950219251920896

@DeFries @Ipstenu Followed by the question … how do you spell that? Do you have a pen? No? Well can you email it to me? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416943551608786944

@DeFries @Ipstenu I find they’re useful sometimes if people say “how do I get a hold of you?” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416939783970361344

@Ipstenu I ordered new business cards. Only thing on them … http://t.co/AK1GQTKgwb. They can figure the rest out themselves 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416884899820621824

@dinicmilan I think we used UK layout in NZ until we ditched the imperial system in 1969 and adopted the US layout. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416878521186025472

@dinicmilan Interesting. I looked up some Serbian keyboards and sure enough, they use the two different setups. Weird. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416868955782123520

@jeherve It looks like Hungarian keyboards are the same as the “regular” ones I’m referring to. Strange place to put the 0 key though :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416865931487621120

@ajaydsouza Do UK keyboards have the same layout as the US, or are they like the rest of Europe? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416865535490801664

@jdhartley It’s the shift and return keys which are different. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416673743977873408

@jdhartley http://t.co/OkfhuAf7j2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416673599186300928

@markoheijnen I’m not sure if I had US keyboards in NZ. They were definitely mapped to the US layout, but not sure if keys were missing. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416665334574489601

So it turns out that US keyboards have less keys than regular keyboards. Mind blown! http://t.co/lNMo90kg4b … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416663595553157120

@jan_dembowski I’m currently sitting very still in the hope that it won’t have to re-experience the popcorn. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416532548463120385

I think the gods are trying to tell me to eat a better breakfast. Munched down a packet of caramel popcorn 30 mins ago. Now I wanna barf 🙁 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416527286259957760

@sophiaedm I mentioned you in my blog post … http://t.co/JKdVgjuLkS … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416515817501503488

Google Glass – http://t.co/nqXoCzyYAI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416508429772292096

@TCBarrett Thanks 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416271851527372800

@metodiew Thanks 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416261470595596288

@chluehr Thanks 🙂 That should solve my temporary problem of at least getting the darned thign working! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416260703440613377

@modemlooper ah, okay … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416258009720164352

@modemlooper What is an app browser? I just tried to use the regular Chrome browser in Android. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416257690697207808

@thomasmb Thanks 🙂 iPhone5 I’m guessing? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/416257529031962624