@no_fear_inc Thanks. Looks interesting.

Awesome plugin for allowing clients (or you) to track everything that's happening on a WordPress powered website … http://wprealm.com/blog/interconnectit-launch-the-auditor/

If you are interested in web analytics then you might be interested in the upcoming event in Oslo, Norway … http://goo.gl/6KWKw

RT @andrea_r: I'm giving out advice on how to stay sane while working online. http://is.gd/zHsu8H

@pgibbs I blame @SiobhanPMcKeown. She started it!

@pgibbs Both!?

@andrea_r Or she'll warn me. One of the two.

@pgibbs It's bash a WP guru Wednesday. Yer up next probably 🙂

@SiobhanPMcKeown I can think of lots of alternative nicknames for @noeltock, but none are appropriate for Twitter.

@kimparsell Yay, a non-sarcastic response 🙂 w00p w00p

1x vote from a mystery crazy woman for http://www.cerberusweb.com/

@karmatosed Highly likely. I am pretty hot after all.

@andrea_r OMFG!!! LISTEN TO @fevered. THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU TROLL!

@danhgilmore @ipstenu Since not many people have voted, I'll multiply everything by 10 to make it sound like my poll was popular.

@ipstenu -1 for BMC Remedy then 🙂

1x vote for https://www.intercom.io/ from @noeltock (via Skype)

SWAT @SiobhanPMcKeown!

RT @SiobhanPMcKeown: @ryanhellyer What a dumb question. Why don't you just stfu?

Poll: What is your favourite support ticketing service?

@blitz_io Awesome 🙂 Thanks. I'll definitely do that.

I'm looking for inspiration for my Norwegian homework … https://random.hellyer.kiwi/norskurss-ta-to/

@MyThemeShopTeam I sent an important message through your contact form, please make sure you read it 🙂 http://community.mythemeshop.com/sendmessage.php

@benhuson @sillygrampy Thanks. Do you know of any existing tools which can deploy WordPress with it? Trying to save myself some coding 🙂

I need to deploy WordPress -> PDF. Any tips on how best to achieve this? Posts and comments need PDF'd. And no, this is not my decision 😉

@LoadImpact I have no qualms with your costs. You are more expensive, but have more features than blitz.io. Pros and cons either way.

@NinjaLikesCheez Why did you refer to me as a genius to @robdelaney?

Poll result: 100% of voters say that WordPress multisite is spelled "WordPress multisite". The Chrome spell checker disagrees.

@pgibbs @pollyplummer @SiobhanPMcKeown Well at least it wasn't the lemon party

@SiobhanPMcKeown Git is my arch nemesis. We don't get along well.

@SiobhanPMcKeown I have a spare pencil in case you would prefer to poke your eye with it. It feels similar to learning Git, but easier.

@ipstenu @jan_dembowski I am happy with my unwise childish ways

@jan_dembowski Did you just imply that @ipstenu is wise and grown up?

@SiobhanPMcKeown Good luck with that … you are going to need it. Git is evil.

RT @pollyplummer: @SiobhanPMcKeown A stray camel case is like having a bit of spinach in your teeth. 😉

@pollyplummer CamelCasing something like that would be weird.

@wpmuorg Ohhh, good point. I hadn't thought of looking there for reference.

@SiobhanPMcKeown I didn't even think of camelcasing it. I should have had that in my poll.

@wpmuorg Thanks for the vote. That's what I tend to use myself, but I've seen it with the hyphen some times.

Poll: Should it be "multi-site" or "multisite"? (in reference to WordPress)

@indigonl Thanks for the link love. Let me know if you have any troubles with the plugin 🙂

@AWDL2011 I'm not coming back any time soon. I am off to WordCamp Lisbon soon though … http://2012.lisboa.wordcamp.org/2012/08/28/orador-confirmado-ryan-hellyer/

@AWDL2011 Glad to hear someone sees the use in it! Some people I've mentioned it to seemed to think it was a silly idea no one would want.

@AWDL2011 And in another coincidence, I only found out I need to build that a few minutes ago. So your tweet was timed to perfection 🙂

@AWDL2011 Entirely out of coincidence, I need to build that exact tool for a project at work 🙂

@AWDL2011 That would be a separate plugin to do that. Probably quite soon actually.

@m_uysl I'd been hoping someone would release something like this for a long time. I eventually gave up waiting and made it myself.

@m_uysl Deleting files is on my list of stuff to do eventually though. It's just not something I need urgently so haven't implemented yet.

@m_uysl It also won't delete an image if you remove it from WordPress.

@m_uysl If you add something to S3, WordPress won't know about it.

@m_uysl It automatically sends images to S3 as soon as you upload them.

New WordPress plugin for moving your media to Amazon S3 automagically … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/products/photocopy/

@scribu @yoast Those pop ups are really annoying. I've been contemplating writing a plugin to remove them in WordPress SEO.

@webgarb oops. Wrong URL .. http://blitz.io

@five15design Problem solved 🙂

@five15design Thanks for tweeting F1 by the way! I forgot about the race till I saw your flurry of tweets 🙂

@five15design I thought the same thing. No mention of it so far though.

@DeFries @rmccue @anthonycole Never heard of it. I signed up for http://pingdom.com yesterday though.

@rmccue @anthonycole True. Wouldn't it be useful to measure the exact load you can place on a page instead of doing it separately though?

@rmccue @anthonycole For my own site I have moved everything off onto CDN anyway so is largely a moot point.

@rmccue @anthonycole Doing them all in one hit seems like a more "real-world" way of doing it. It's killer expensive though.

@rmccue @anthonycole I don't think blitz.io loads static assets. It just loads whatever page you asked it to hit, mins static assets.

@rmccue @anthonycole But @LoadImpact costs a whole bunch more than @blitz_io unfortunately.

@rmccue @anthonycole I'm finding that @LoadImpact is much better for load testing a site which is hosting it's own static assets.

@bronsonquick That sounded boring. Once I figured it out. Not so boring. Quite funky actually.

@bronsonquick But why do you buy the phone from them? I just bought my phone from an electronics shop. Not locked down then.

@anthonycole @bronsonquick You are making me hungry. And making me want to update my phone.

@bronsonquick I never understand why you people buy phones locked to carriers. Sounds like nothing but problems.

@bronsonquick I have noticed that iPhones have some advantages, like smoother scrolling. Quite noticeable when scrolling up and down pages.

@bronsonquick I was thinking of getting an S4, but my phone died so I had to buy a replacement earlier than expected 🙂

@bronsonquick Do you prefer the Nexus to Galaxy S3? I have the S3. Seems pretty good so far.

Any Norwegians out there feel like proof reading my badly written language class assignment? https://random.hellyer.kiwi/norsk-settninger-ta-en/

@linode and @blitz_io, I've been discussing your services on my blog … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/09/01/blitz-lo/

New blog post. How to DDOS yourself in one easy step … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/09/01/blitz-lo/

@__jester I assume Varnish or NGINX page caching would be able to serve files quicker than Batcache since it wouldn't need to hit PHP.

@__jester I am no expert. I just following instructions and it seems to be working so far 🙂

@__jester I really don't like W3TC. Too much junk in there and really confusing. Batcache is uber simple.

@__jester I have all my static assets on Amazon Cloudfront.

@__jester I received a lot of help from @konstruktors with setting up the box. I'm a bit of a n00b at such things.

@__jester Batcache with @markjaquith 's APC plugin.

@N3RVE I had to deactivate it at one point because I couldn't get it working with imo.im. Really annoying.

@__jester Mine still seemed to be operational even with 1000 concurrent users, so I'm pretty happy with that 🙂

@__jester Because you are busy or because you don't want your site going down?

Anyone want their site DDOS'd right now? I have an account active at blitz.lo for next 40 mins if you want me to load test your site.

@rmccue @anthonycole blitz.lo is awesome! Thanks for the link. I started getting timeouts at 250 concurrent users and got errors at 924.

@rmccue Thanks 🙂

@anthonycole @rmccue I want to see how much traffic my websites can handle. Am taking guesses based on AB, but not sure how accurate that is

@jmuenster Were you there when I was wearing it?

I created a new blog today 🙂 https://random.hellyer.kiwi/

@socialspace Two Ryan's involved in the tech industry at Otago uni. I guess that's an understandable confusion.

@socialspace Wha? If you thought I was not geeky, then you must be thinking of someone else 😉

woop woop, ma @linode is back up and running 🙂 https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/

@thomir Silverlight!?

Darn it! My server at the Newark @linode data center still appears to be down 🙁 The server gods don't like me today it seems.

Awww, my box in the Newark @linode data center is down 🙁

@webgarb I could, but I trust my Twitter followers more than the popularity listings in the Play store.

@jan_dembowski Thanks. Installing now 🙂

Play has a billion ssh apps for Android. Any recommendations?

@KarinBron I'm not sure what the status is on WP Paintbrush. @danmilward may know more.

@KarinBron I'm not involved with that project anymore sorry. It'll be caused by changes in the theme API in WordPress 3.4 I suspect.