Who the heck bombs a marathon?

RT @snipeyhead: CRAPCHA, Impossible CAPTCHA Tests That Prank Web Users (why didn't I come up with this?) http://laughingsquid.com/crapcha-impossible-captcha-tests-that-prank-web-users/?fb_source=pubv1

@snipeyhead @norcross This is a beauty I got on Crapbook recently … http://stuff.ryan.hellyer.kiwi/facebook-captcha.png

Does anyone know of a safe place to buy Bitcoins that accepts Visa or PayPal?

@duosec I haven't tried it yet. I'm just considering it. Looks good in concept from the demos I've seen.

@pgibbs I heard a rumour that @iv_wp might be going too. Do you know of anyone else from outside of Romania that is going?

@Rarst I still haven't gotten around to trying PHPStorm. I'm downloading it now though 🙂

@dinicmilan We have another Serb too, Boban Davidovic http://www.metronet.no/menneskene/boban-davidovic/

@dinicmilan Milan is @lanche86

@dinicmilan Yep. Sebian WordPress developer specifically.

@paul_wp Carrots, chicken, sausage, corn, leeks. Just the usual.

@paul_wp It's a Norwegian style barbecue 🙂

@Rarst They're tastier than grown ups.

@Rarst Yeah, they're a very weird Norwegian thing. Kinda handy though as they're super light, yet good enough to cook a meal for two.

Perfect day for a barbecue … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2013/04/14/spring-barbecue-in-norway/

@carlhancock I think everyone in the world is supportive of the USA continuing to kick arse in space, apart from the USA 🙁

@bjornjohansen Cool.

@AWDL2011 Were you referring earlier to the Google maps API thing?

@bjornjohansen på engelsk?

Attention marketing nerds! Any ideas what label you would give to this type of video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e8xgF0JtVg. Perhaps Infographic video?

@BobblesTMonkey I know they have servers in other places, I just wouldn't use them unless I was looking for NZ hosting.

@BobblesTMonkey I'd use @rimuhosting if I was needing it hosted in NZ.

@BobblesTMonkey They may have, but I didn't read the fine print. It took about 10 minutes in total for the move.

@anthonycole I'm surprised they've had to take my site down for so long to do this though. I assumed it would be seamless.

@anthonycole I think I can handle that 😛

@anthonycole Is it $US19.95 to US$20?

Woo hoo! Free upgrade from @linode 🙂 http://blog.linode.com/2013/04/09/linode-nextgen-ram-upgrade/

OMG! This is freakin' awesome! https://github.com/TeehanLax/Hyperlapse.js. There's also a demo here … http://hyperlapse.tllabs.io/

@Rarst I'm guessing you will find something more sensible though.

@Rarst You could use that plugin for downloading anything and it'll track the stats for you. I forgot to point that out.

@Rarst Dunno if this suits your needs or not. It's a bit crude, but seemed to work fine when I first released it … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/products/auto-update/

@mor10 Have you considered @WebSynthesis? They seem a viable competitor to both @pagely and @wpengine.

@Rarst Duo can work without an external service. It's just the push authentication feature that requires the external service.

Same for me … RT @jschuller: Adding "Please reply ASAP!" to your support request will almost always guarantee a delayed reply from me.

@jeherve I use Google Authenticator on all my sites. But I'm thinking Duo looks a little better so am contemplating changing.

Is anyone out there using the Duo multi-factor authentication plugin for WordPress? http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/duo-wordpress/ It looks quite awesome IMHO.

How did I not know there is a make section on http://WordPress.org for plugins!? http://make.wordpress.org/plugins/. I have been missing out!

@ronalfy It is spring. This is spring snow!

Yay! It's snowing 🙂

@Rarst @unserkaiser I need https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/products/language-selector/, but with admin bar in one language and front end in the main site language.

@Rarst If you can figure out another way of doing it, I'd love to hear. I need that for a project I'm working on, but failed to work it out.

@Rarst I couldn't figure out how to do it, so I guess they found a really nasty workaround that at least works.

@Rarst Is it possible the localisation plugin you were using had a different language in the admin bar than it did in the front-end content?

Hic! I drank 40% alcohol beer … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2013/04/10/40-beer/

Cache your widgets! http://wordpress.org/support/view/plugin-reviews/widget-output-cache @konstruktors

Two places to look at, and my colleagues chose their screens!? Madness! https://t.co/a6H8VnqfzA @staalnacke @hannaranden

I wonder what sentences the Lulzsec folk will be getting? http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2013/04/09/lulzsec-topiary-jake-davis-tflow/

@fevered I still find the name laughable. iSlate has a much better ring to it IMO.

@GoodbyePuckPie This is exciting! I never thought we would be doing so well against big countries like Italy. Live updates help a lot too!

@AaronIBryant In my head I always think of that as the Ferrari anthem, lol.

Feels strange watching sport when you know half the players and the commentary crew … http://new.livestream.com/nzihl/game06 (many are my ex-team mates)

@GoodbyePuckPie @AaronIBryant And all the ice has melted here now, so no chance to go play here at the moment either.

@GoodbyePuckPie @AaronIBryant You guys are making me home sick for good old Kiwi hockey 😉

@AaronIBryant Tuned in now 🙂 Hopefully my boss doesn't notice me watching TV whilst at work 😛

@GoodbyePuckPie @AaronIBryant Thanks for the live updates. They're very much appreciated 🙂