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@wirehuntphoto What does that have to do with anything?

@wirehuntphoto Yes, I do like camping and other outdoor things. I'm not a fan of morons who steal our inner city parks.

@wirehuntphoto What does my profile picture have to do with anything?

RT @WPPaintbrush: Child themes have come to WP Paintbrush! … http://wppaintbrush.com/2011/11/03/child-themes/

RT @WPPaintbrush: New beta version of WP Paintbrush is out … http://wppaintbrush.com/2011/11/03/new-beta-release/

Unpleasant news story about @shoeofallcosmos … http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/45146781#45146781

@shoeofallcosmos When will the show air?

@NinjaLikesCheez hello 🙂

@shoeofallcosmos I've sent an email greeting between you and @ronalfy so you can contact him directly if needed regarding legal assistance.

@shoeifallcosmos Email @ronalfy re: legal help. He knows someone who may be able to assist.

@ronalfy who?

@Eric_von_Wade Thanks for the podcast link 🙂

@shoeofallcosmos You clearly have a very kind heart. We need more people like you.

Can any of my Twitter peeps help @shoeofallcosmos with free legal advice in San Antonio, Texas?

@shoeofallcosmos You have the entire internet on your side 🙂 (well, aside from a few lunatics)

@shoeofallcosmos What do you need a defense attorney for? I surely hope not to defend against your own Dad.

@shoeofallcosmos You shouldn't be shocked that so many people are enraged. No one deserves to be treated like that.

@shoeofallcosmos I think he will see his behaviour from the inside of a jail cell!

RT @Reporterfox: Just got off the phone with Hillary Adams, the girl in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o) More details in the AM (editor …

@shoeofallcosmos I think you will be gaining a lot more followers shortly. Your video appears to be going viral rapidly.

@shoeofallcosmos Where is your Facebook profile? If enough of us report that it has been hacked, we might be able to get it back for you.

Messages of support can be left on her YouTube channel page … http://www.youtube.com/user/shoehedgie

This is disturbing, but I think it is something which needs to be shared … https://plus.google.com/u/0/114228869493885222559/posts/jS6Fiuwwss1

@Jghazally thanks

@CucumberError Thanks for the photos this evening. I posted a few here … https://plus.google.com/photos/110903788122203327516/albums/5669941638213437073

@clarecurranmp Thanks. Not the response I was hoping for though 😛

@clarecurranmp Any chance you could provide some input here? … http://on.fb.me/se6qqL. Thanks 🙂

@SafeNowNZ What on earth does your program detect?

New plugin for WP e-Commerce … http://bit.ly/tMYhp6 @danmilward

@five15design Looking forward to your return 🙂

@five15design Thought this might be of interest to you … https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jabopobgcpjmedljpbcaablpmlmfcogm. Lets you know what font a website is using.

@NinjaLikesCheez Yeah, but not everyone following me on Twitter is in my Google+ circles. You are, hence you can see it when logged in.

Here's what I was trying to link to …. http://bit.ly/sG7Dbh. Thanks to @jstr for pointing out my error 🙂

@jstr Oops. Thanks 🙂

RT @ryanwachtl: Latest issue of PHP Architect includes article by @sigurdmagnusson on SilverStripe. The Marriage of Framework and CMS: h …

Dumb arse of the day award goes to …. ME! …. https://plus.google.com/110903788122203327516/posts/J8zELXeikEN

@matthancocknz What are you doing here? I'm in the Distiller office if you want to visit. I leave tomorrow morning for Wellington though.

Random fact for the day: Despite being 59% sugar, raisins actually reduce dental cavities … http://goo.gl/5g7GE
: http://goo.gl/5g7GE

My day = lots of work, but not a lot of productive work. Lots of chasing my own code tail.

Hpmhhpt …. attempt to update live website = epic fail. Back to the drawing board 🙁

Apparently I am a bad Kiwi for not having my eyes glued to the TV right now. Meh.

Annddd, MORE DNS problems 🙁 My sites are all up, but every sub-domain on the main network domain is broken 🙁

@danmilward Everything should be back to normal now. Whew! Should run a little quicker too as we've been upgraded to a bigger box 🙂

Ohhh, not only moved to a newer server, but a faster one too thanks to @uberhost support 🙂

30 mins from reporting server error to being upgraded to a bigger faster server thanks to @uberhost support!

Thanks to Rick from @uberhost, 90% of my sites are now back online and upgraded to a brand new server 🙂 Thanks Rick!

@danmilward Our site is gonna be down for a bit. Catastrophic server failure. Moving servers as I type this. I am grumpy bumpy!!!!

Why did my serve need to die at 3am in the morning? I was about to go to sleep 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

Awww man, server down. Need to move servers. Hassle. 1x grumpy Ryan 🙁

Dangit! It seems all my websites are malfunctioning due to some sort of catastrophic server failure 🙁

RT @yoast: Pretty excited about this: lowering the Price for Site Analyses http://yoast.com/site-analyses-now-495/

Happy Birthday to Ubuntu which turned seven years old today … https://plus.google.com/104703796076849938233/posts/e7whT3nY3d8

I can't get Komodo edit to stop using spaces instead of tabs in my text 🙁

RT @wptavern: Just a shout out to @Chip_bennett for recently surpassing the 1,000 theme reviews mark. Thanks for what you do!

@humphreybc No problem 🙂

Looking for a designer / developer? @humphreybc is available for hire … http://bit.ly/pZrvMm

@hafizrahman Thanks 🙂

@andreasnrb Thanks. I'll use the built in function now, but will keep that in mind in case I need to use a raw SQL query in future.

@itsananderson Awesome 🙂 That's even better!

@andreasnrb Thanks. I'll use that then 🙂

@andreasnrb Thanks. Do you have any idea how much load that would put on the server?

@andreasnrb Actually, an SQL query might be a bit rough too if the site had thousands upon thousands of posts perhaps.

I could use get_posts() and just yank out every single post, but that would be horridly inefficient. I need something a lot faster.

@andreasnrb Any idea what that query would look like? I suck at MySQL.

Do any smarty pants out there know what the most efficient way to calculate how many blog posts are present in a WordPress powered site is?

RT @webmyc: let's try again – @twitter – this is ridiculous and it's been going on for more than 5 months. Romania is not Russia! http:/ …

@andreasnrb Yep. I've made it in a bread maker but never by hand before until this evening, or at least not successfully.

My first successful attempt at baking bread from scratch. It's nomalicious 🙂 http://bit.ly/nommybread
: http://goo.gl/LgmFL

I swear I've been barely trying today, yet bugs have been killed like ants in a fire. Hopefully this cruisy work life-style continues!

@nicki_nz If you are hacking core WordPress code then you are probably doing something wrong.

@nicki_nz What core files were you needing to hack?

Replacement for WordPress plugin interface for multi-site. Opinions? … http://bit.ly/rgQbOZ

@andrea_r I'll put on my list of things to do. I'd need to think some more about how to do it. Current version is just a site specific hack.

@andrea_r I didn't actually think anyone would want it.

@andrea_r Do you think I should turn it into a usable plugin? It wouldn't work on anything but my site right now.

@Ipstenu You may recognise one of the plugins it was made by this cool chick in Chicago, USA 🙂

@Ipstenu @andrea_r I made my own page for activating plugins. Avoids confusion over what a "plugin" is … http://bit.ly/pbF7uA

@Ipstenu @andrea_r Does the Mu folder behave any different to a network-activated plugin now?

@dd32 Jeepers! What on earth is it doing?

@NinjaLikesCheez At least I am one 😛

@NinjaLikesCheez The All Blacks are playing tonight?

Download counter now available in the PixoPoint Auto Update plugin … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2011/10/14/download-counter-for-update-plugin/

@SiobhanPMcKeown WordPress has always annoyed me with the way it modifies content constantly like that. I wish it would just leave it alone!

@SiobhanPMcKeown My guess is that it's the specific HTML you are using. Perhaps pastebin it so we can try it out ourselves.

@Phillip_Copley If you aren't free at the moment, lemme know so I can send them elsewhere 🙂

@Phillip_Copley I've been bombed with WordPress theme work requests today, so referred some of them in your direction.

@SiobhanPMcKeown What sort of code do you have within the <code> tags?

@danmilward Sure. Wellington sounds good. I'll see what flights I can get.

@danmilward Here's the excellent plugin installer by @jthomasgriffin and @GaryJ that I suggested yesterday … http://bit.ly/oVbHTb