tweets.Hellyer.kiwi

@ryancduff Heat treated milk is awesome. You don’t even need to store it in the fridge 🙂 (until you open it) … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642287870728757249

@ryancduff I’m not sure what half and half is, but it’s probably heat treated to give it a longer shelf life. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642287570278330368

@bjornjohansen Cool. I seem to be getting better debugging Nginx these days, which is nice. Stuff used to constantly fail on me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642287433019691008

@bjornjohansen I was thinking more along the lines of self hosted things. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642280459926433792

@bjornjohansen Which WAF do you use yourself? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642260128083898369

@dinicmilan @bjornjohansen Actually, “No more TimThumb” according to https://t.co/75eLJzdwBK … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642007077871861760

@dinicmilan Yeah, but @bjornjohansen’s plugin used TimThumb which I didn’t like the idea of. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/642006579315871744

@jb_ma Hmmm. Good point. I hadn’t thought of that. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641992098045149188

@jb_ma Why not just reference a 1×1 pixel GIF in the plugins folder? That’s what the 10up plugin does. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641990159945334786

@jb_ma My only reason for running jQuery, was to use the Lazy Load plugin from 10up. But that seemed like overkill for lazy loading. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641989121385320448

@jb_ma It causes some weird results in speed tests. Lots of GIF files loaded … http://t.co/a5Z7eks8TF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641988992515358720

@jb_ma Well it looks like the best one so far, so you might be on to something there 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641988499386822656

This looks like a promising lazy load plugin for WordPress. Have any of you tried it? https://t.co/0omBfrBBC7 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641987557547503616

RT @daankortenbach: It’s not a workstation, it’s a WordPress Station 🙂
(and yes, 4 monitors on a mbpr) http://t.co/b3fTFmxeSO … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641966994691092480

@scottbasgaard. I was going to say å is pronounced kinda like saying “aww”, but then realised that may not translate well into other accents … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641521240902094848

@scottbasgaard @japh @krogsgard I think you should embrace the å! Scott Basgård and Brian Krogsgård 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641520653754089472

@gavrisimo I find QC20’s are annoying to wear for long periods of time. They do work much better with glasses on than the QC15’s though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641361252694908928

Bose QC15 headphones – http://t.co/qeKjPRVg88 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641337445670326272

The worlds best least popular plugin … https://t.co/UxXtGHyJZD by @ronalfy. Why does it only have 1000 active users??? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641204375541694464

@tnash I will also get lost and I live here! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641157371914518528

@tnash I suspect there won’t be any English talks, but I could be wrong. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641155938473410560

WordCamp Berlin is on in November. You should all come join us 🙂
https://t.co/rvbEQHQSmr … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/641154630907469824

Hovedøya ruins – http://t.co/P3S8z2KlmV … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/640637603319009281

@Eomera1 My phone is prepped, backed up and ready for wiping 😀 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/639834413824499712

My day started badly by exploding quark on myself. But my brain seems to be focused like a laser. Maybe I should splatter quark more often. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/639746964406562816

@phpvalley lol, I didn’t even think people still used that old thing. It was made back in the day of IE6, so that was a necessity 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/638388892325036032

@Eomera1 Friday works 🙂 If I end up in Betahaus, I’ll let you know though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/638369162906238976

@Eomera1 I am looking forward to my phone upgrade 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/638368615323041792

@Eomera1 No problem. It will need to wait until Friday then, as I’d probably be heading home at 9:30 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/638368541868228610

Turns out you should check insurance changes. They insured my virtual office address instead of my apartment for the past month :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/638265712134496256

@andreasnrb My backups were also arriving in their intended location … but they were mostly empty 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636991488115777536

@andreasnrb That doesn’t mean any of those backups are working though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636991414446985217

@tnash So an acceptance server wouldn’t work so well with that development model 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636987526922792960

@tnash I like doing things in reverse 😛 I cowboy code my personal site(s) and have it automatically commit to https://t.co/FsmoejBvOt … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636987449038782464

@tnash Watching the video now, but I think that is going to be about using an accept server for staging purposes. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636987155080986625

@tnash My server ran out of disk space, so my uploads folder refused to zip. The plugin and theme folders did zip though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636986460466491392

@tnash Checksum doesn’t work if the thing you are a hashing is missing stuff, which is the case in my situation. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636986263447437312

@tnash That makes a lot of sense. It would also require some work on my part, but is quite doable and makes a lot of sense. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636986083721539585

@tnash By “acceptance tests”, do you mean like running some bot that checks if the site loads correctly? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636985972429877250

I just realised my server wasn’t running backups of my blog for the past three weeks :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636985242222526464

Does anyone out there use a monitoring tool to check their server backup system is working? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636985028128415744

I’m tempted to lug a freakin’ router to the next cafe I work from. Some of these places have extraordinarily sucky WiFi setups. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636899998983135232

@iPhemeris Nope, it seems to be working fine. I responded to your comment here … https://t.co/bNcTb39qUA … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636899532270346240

@Mamaduka @glueckpress @neverything Thanks for noticing that. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/636131443048095744

Damn tasty vegan döner 🙂 https://t.co/nFypzx2pVT … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/635043468453236736

@bjornjohansen @soderlind @thomasmb Sounds like it would be useful if you are a Varnish expert, which I am not. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634668303974297600

@soderlind That just means I tested it. I never used it on a live site though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634640650445660160

@soderlind I don’t think I replied to your tweet about Polylang. I have never used that plugin. I don’t think I will either. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634623913222389760

@soderlind @bjornjohansen @thomasmb Nope. I think it’s just a CDN service branded differently right? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634623578437193729

Fascinating analysis of gluten insensitivity in non-celiac people … http://t.co/29kwwaYKFz … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634613955504250880

@tommcfarlin yep, that stuff interests me … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634479217418354688

I’ve received some excellent bug reports in the past two days … https://t.co/VF1uZb9AHC … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634470836418813952

@JS_Zao @Jtsternberg @rachelbaker @tollmanz I found very few resources on object caching online. Most were too technical for n00bs. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634262942167494656

@JS_Zao @Jtsternberg @rachelbaker I think @tollmanz ‘s post is sort of like an advanced version of mine. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/634262643033960453

@johnbhartley @wunderground That weather forecast is inappropriate for my purposes sorry. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/632190141310869504

Some websites say it will rain. Some say glorious sun. My solution is to only read the ones that say it will be sunny. Problem solved 😀 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/632189561490288640

@TCBarrett Consider that last tweet a thank you though 🙂 I’ve used that snippet multiple times now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/632186181019680768

@TCBarrett you would get a lot more “thank you” comments if you left your comments open 😉 http://t.co/Ytfz4AlJKY … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/632186084961701888

@swissspidy @scottbolinger Oh, and I just realised I commented on that exact response from him back when the post was first made. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631848083140255744

@swissspidy @scottbolinger This comment from @photomatt indicates that it is not part of the current API at all … https://t.co/PaJcm0E18D … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631847708375031809

@scottbolinger Odd. I thought it would all be self-hosted. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631512601386741760

@scottbolinger In what way would http://t.co/H1BgF9dYQu handle authentication? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631510763862106112

@scottnelle 504 model specifically … http://t.co/WK2nWlfTXI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631479929067184128

@scottnelle And they’re generic Levi’s, so not going off the market any time soon. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631479250038730752

@scottnelle But that’s the beautiful thing. Since they’re online, I can just order a new pair whenever I need them 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631479195852521472

@andrea_r @DeFries @Rarst I disappeared from my waist. But I still have a little pot belly 😛 I think the fat gods don’t like me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631410305743106048

@DeFries @Rarst @andrea_r I had to change my jeans last year coz my waist got too small. Now I’m changing T-shirts coz of the opposite 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631406555947208704

@DeFries @Rarst @andrea_r Or they shrunk in the wash … hmmm … gonna go with growing muscle. Makes me feel better 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631406090270470145

@DeFries @Rarst @andrea_r The weird thing is, I swear I don’t look any bigger. But I could tell from my T-shirts not fitting anymore. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631406001149865984

@DeFries @Rarst @andrea_r It’s called building muscle 😉 I still look like a weed, but my smaller T-shirts started to stretch 😀 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631405793972211713

@Rarst @andrea_r I’m short on clothes at the moment as I outgrew a bunch of them. I’m just going to order online and hope for the best 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631405206916476928

@Rarst @andrea_r Yeah. I already knew my rough size based on the ones I had shortened thankfully. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631404720226201600

@andrea_r I’ll be buying Levi’s for the forseeable future, just so that I know what size to order. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631404618745049088

@andrea_r I bought the 31W/32L at WC Europe, but had to get them shortened. Buying online was great, coz they had every size imaginable 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631404430504689665

@andrea_r I never had trouble getting the correct length in Canada. I’ve always had trouble in NZ and Europe. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631404074601156608

@andrea_r 31W/30L .. http://t.co/WK2nWlfTXI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631403976957763584

@Rarst So I feel your pain. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631398828957138944

@Rarst Some dumb companies provide shipping prices for various continents. When you aren’t on a continent, they don’t ship to you :/ #idiots … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631398796145070080

@hlashbrooke True. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631398514216542208

@Rarst I did that a few times with Americans, when I lived in NZ and couldn’t get some stuff. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631398195520741376

@Rarst If it helps, feel free to have stuff delivered to me, and I can forward them. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631398064394100736

@Rarst Poop. That sucks. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631397995867582464

@Rarst Does Amazon deliver to Kiev? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631397766200057858

This is the first time I haven’t had to have jeans tailored since living in Canada. Canadians are apparently my size 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631397376943501316

Starting to wonder if I ever need to leave the house. A new pair of jeans just arrived from Amazon and they fit perfectly (rare for me). … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631397285608337408

@tnash Question #2: What is your preferred backup solution for WordPress? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631134683292680192

@tnash Q/A post question: What is your recommended server setup for personal blogs? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631133473768652800

@cageNL It’s also possible that I’m the only one who didn’t understand 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631065229586231296

RT @Never5Plugins: Never5 Launches New WordPress Plugin: WP Car Manager!

http://t.co/UAHIikO13G … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631064818406006784

@Never5Plugins @cageNL Also … cool plugin idea. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631064718283812868

@Never5Plugins @cageNL It took me a while to work out what the plugin was for. I’d add “sale” where you say “listing cars” to make it clear. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631064645453901824

@2ndKauBoy Interesting. I’ve never even thought of doing that with WordPress. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631057467615637504

@2ndKauBoy Do you mean that you can’t just put a theme or wp-content equivalent into version control when using @drupal? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631056739639685121

@humphreybc I can put a sticker on it for you 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631032270552498176

@humphreybc If you find yourself in Berlin, look me up. I have a couch with your name on it if you need it. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631028208239030273

@humphreybc Heidelberg is a beautiful place. I hope you had a nice time there. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/631028186269286400

@peterrknight Ah, okay. No, I don’t think many will be offering PHP7 just yet. It probably needs a lot of work before it’s in a usable state … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/630676758816268288

@peterrknight WP Engine’s Mercury uses it too … http://t.co/ONhpy6WbNy … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/630675715751563264

@bjornjohansen That’ll make local dev more enjoyable. HHVM is a bit slow locally due to that warm up issue. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/630651087893213184