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@Eomera1 It seems pretty good so far, and definitely faster and in better condition than my piece of junk S3 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1uphSog

@Eomera1 I now own a Moto E 🙂 It took me most of the day to find a shop in Berlin which had one though :/ … http://ift.tt/1sR70Lo

@davecoveney I think people would be happiest if they’d have us build what we think is simplest. … http://ift.tt/1sHxIpP

@paul_wp Nope, but I’m just upgrading from 3.6 now 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1sHu5Am

Time circuits working, flux capacitor … fluxing. Now upgrading to WordPress version 3.7! … http://ift.tt/1zlXQv1

@scottbasgaard Egads no! They’re covered in poo! … http://ift.tt/1pUtcZN

I sat beside someone who smelled of dog poop earlier. So I moved to another seat. The smell followed me. #fml … http://ift.tt/1ufiuwE

@jennybeaumont @Rarst @bjornjohansen @DeFries #TeamEurope and half of us aren’t from Europe 😛 … http://ift.tt/1EEHu3B

@DeFries @jennybeaumont @bjornjohansen It’s just that the others are noisier 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1oPtMHl

@jennybeaumont @bjornjohansen I actually think we’re in the majority. Even http://t.co/09uaR5WUon does it this way. … http://ift.tt/1oPtJLx

@jennybeaumont @bjornjohansen Many WP’ers have an altruistic view of this which does not make sense when working on client stuff IMO. … http://ift.tt/1EEHsc0

@jennybeaumont Putting those 30 files into functions.php would result in one giant incomprehensible file. … http://ift.tt/1oPtJv5

@bjornjohansen @jennybeaumont I’m staring at a theme right now which has over 30 files which could have been jammed into functions.php. … http://ift.tt/1oPtMam

@jennybeaumont Well you either work on non-complex sites or have GIANT functions.php files then. … http://ift.tt/1oPtJex

@jennybeaumont You can easily segment your code in your theme. … http://ift.tt/1oPtMa4

@jennybeaumont There are times when I’m making a CPT and I know darned well that no one in their right mind is going to want it in a plugin. … http://ift.tt/1oPtIY9

@jennybeaumont IMHO … if your CPT’s are specific to your theme, then keep them in your theme, if not then put them in a plugin. … http://ift.tt/1ExuSJv

@ryancduff That’s a weird thing for the UN to be dabbling in. Is there possibly some complexity we’re not hearing about in the media? … http://ift.tt/1GP3YAN

http://t.co/H1BgF9dYQu is constantly improving on their transparency and info. sharing. Big thumbs up from me 🙂 https://t.co/RCvPTgQGNY … http://ift.tt/1xsVvOp

Yay! My day is back on track. My mystery lost code was staring me in the face all along 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1tG6XkK

SOB! My day is going really well apart failing to find one tiny piece of code that I wrote recently and really badly need right now! … http://ift.tt/1uaAfND

@yoast Well that didn’t take long to be solved 🙂 https://t.co/e5IgSFlXrF … http://ift.tt/1sALt9O

@m_uysl @nacin That’s not a misconception. A lot of it is functional. … http://ift.tt/10Wwvno

@norcross @bjornjohansen I recommend you keep Madonna and Toby away from your ears! … http://ift.tt/1yw09KQ

@norcross @bjornjohansen That is an alarming convo to walk in on. … http://ift.tt/1yw0bCy

@nacin “I don’t want my website to look like a WordPress site” … http://ift.tt/1ujWH6W

@thomasmb @bjornjohansen I think 21 year old Bear Johnson from Stockholm should be Microsoft’s newest customer. … http://ift.tt/1yvQLa1

@bjornjohansen Most companies online think that I am 110 years old. … http://ift.tt/1yvQKTJ

RT @yoast: We just donated $500 to the Gnome foundation to defend their trademark against Groupon, you should donate too! https://t.co/A0kZyvWLhG … http://ift.tt/1sxqt2D

@yoast That’s messed up. Thanks for pointing it out, and for donating. … http://ift.tt/1v0gYAw

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 Hang on. Are you saying that a USA private school is government funded? … http://ift.tt/1u6iUpk

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 Me speakeez da Engrish to! … http://ift.tt/1u6iWgX

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 I assumed federal would mean each state didn’t get to define their own public holidays 😉 … http://ift.tt/1wfAAvk

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 I don’t really no what “federal” means. No worries though, I get that you guys don’t get the day off now. … http://ift.tt/1u6iTSh

@jeffr0 @Ipstenu @sabreuse From that, I’m gathering that the USA simply doesn’t have public holidays. … http://ift.tt/10V6bd9

@richardsweeney Have you tried http://t.co/sIoWdcJR5k? … http://ift.tt/10V6bd3

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 That is bizarre. Why have a public holiday if it means nothing? … http://ift.tt/10V6dBR

@Ipstenu @sabreuse @jeffr0 Oh, so it is a holiday then, but some people choose not to take it I guess. … http://ift.tt/1uYlSxl

@sabreuse @jeffr0 It surprises me that you don’t at least have a day off for remembering war veterans, since you have so many of them. … http://ift.tt/10V6aWH

@jeffr0 That would be a no then, it’s not a day off in the USA. … http://ift.tt/1uYlS0o

@jeffr0 Is it a half day? Or no day off at all? In NZ it is a half-day off. … http://ift.tt/10V6cOk

@christopherbull hahaha, lolz at #dialupdun … http://ift.tt/10Si3MW

@christopherbull It looks like a waste of time to me, or am I wrong with that? … http://ift.tt/10Si3ww

Do you #gigatowndun tweeters think winning this will make much of a difference? … http://ift.tt/10Si3g3

@clifgriffin @ryancduff @bradt @jchristopher @lumpysimon The presentation @markjaquith gave at WCEU made me switch. … http://ift.tt/10SbTwr

@bradt @ryancduff @clifgriffin @jchristopher @lumpysimon I’ve been told that it is faster. … http://ift.tt/10SbTwg

@MacsandMoreDH I burn through a ton more than 3 GB of data per month. … http://ift.tt/10SbTfT

@MacsandMoreDH I currently have a phone with a sim card which I maxed out the 3G data cap on. So I’m on GPRS now I think. … http://ift.tt/1uULlI1

@MacsandMoreDH 4G is way too expensive here. I plan to just sign up for ADSL or cable instead. … http://ift.tt/145AOhP

@bradt @jchristopher @lumpysimon I only used APC since it included an opcode cache. So I now use Redis instead. … http://ift.tt/145AQX5

@bradt @jchristopher @lumpysimon PHP 5.5 does not have object caching built in, just opcode caching. … http://ift.tt/1Eme5Jt

You know your internet speeds are slow when you measure it in mega bits per hour. … http://ift.tt/1xE60O8

@film_girl Grrr … http://ift.tt/1swEzm1

If anyone out there wants a Google Inbox invite, then lemme know your Google address. … http://ift.tt/1uUlMGX

@five15design It seems I spoke to soon 😉 My 3G connection eventually ran out of puff 🙁 … http://ift.tt/1uUlJuY

@MarkPoppen Every server is slow for me right now 😉 Even sending a tweet takes a while :/ … http://ift.tt/10RO2wX

You know you have slow internet when a 62 MB download takes three hours :/ … http://ift.tt/1uUlKip

@jeffr0 @carlhancock That API/GPL idea was suggested by @jacobsantos in the WordPress Weekly aftershow an extremely long time ago. … http://ift.tt/10RO3Rz

@jchristopher That’s not so useful if you have too much traffic though. … http://ift.tt/1ElTRzF

@jchristopher I always have a file sitting in my site root that lets me clear the cache when I visit it. … http://ift.tt/1ElTQLQ

@jchristopher Do you have a system for clearing your cache? … http://ift.tt/145jb1J

@jchristopher I’m guessing these systems are designed to be fast rather than reliable, and that’s why we experience weirdness with them. … http://ift.tt/1ElTQvk

@tommcfarlin Yours, @bjornjohansen and @konstruktors ‘s tutorials tend to be my favourites. … http://ift.tt/1ElTQeR

@jchristopher I haven’t heard of plugin activations failing with it, but I’ve seen other weirdness on occasion. … http://ift.tt/1ElTOno

@TurcuCiprian How on earth can you reach this point of your life without eating Chinese food? … http://ift.tt/1ElTO6O

@jchristopher Maybe a bug in the APC plugin? Which one are you using? … http://ift.tt/1ElTNQc

@tommcfarlin Thanks. Realising how useful some of your excellent tutorials are gave me extra motivation to write more stuff like that. … http://ift.tt/1uU9ize

RT @tommcfarlin: Persistent Object Caching http://t.co/Xxx87Ad2Z3 <~~ a great post by @ryanhellyer on @wptavern … http://ift.tt/1uU9iiK

Luftballons mauerfall – http://t.co/thzxfGr5vo … http://ift.tt/143Abp7

@danmilward @SiobhyB 😛 … http://ift.tt/1xleBGk

@SiobhyB It’s great to hear you are enjoying your time in New Zealand 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1ARKf3d

Mountain climbing in Berlin – http://t.co/19L8h2mX7G … http://ift.tt/1GE8HW6

@AKiwiInGermany I think I’m somewhat sheltered from these types of people here in Berlin. … http://ift.tt/1uQOFo6

@AKiwiInGermany They sound like strange people. Have you actually met these type of folks? … http://ift.tt/1ylJLfV

@AKiwiInGermany Racism? But they’re all the same race! … http://ift.tt/1uQOERh

@AKiwiInGermany I have a fold-out bed with your name on it if you ever want to come visit Berlin. … http://ift.tt/1tPnNkP

@AKiwiInGermany I read news about some people wanting the wall back, but I assumed they were just nut bars living in a hole some place. … http://ift.tt/1ALDYG9

@AKiwiInGermany That is a tricky topic? Have you met people who think the wall should have stayed? … http://ift.tt/1ALDYpH

RT @AKiwiInGermany: Happy 25. Mauerfalltag, Deutschland! I know this is still a tricky topic here, but to me it seems like nothing but a good thing. #Mauerfall … http://ift.tt/1tPnKFL

@sabreuse @iThemesExchange Perhaps we should make a GitHub project for it then. … http://ift.tt/10Drq2G

I just saw iTheme Sex Change pop up in my Twitter feed. I was disappointed to learn it was actually iThemes Exchange @iThemesExchange … http://ift.tt/1uN0rQn

@TrondLyngbo Had you heard of those guys before? I noticed they have hosting in Stockholm which may be useful to you. … http://ift.tt/10Drn79

Dang. US$2/month for a VPS hosted in Europe. Sweet 🙂 https://t.co/4I87xaphFk … http://ift.tt/10DmScK

@k0nsl Holy crap! Those guys have some insanely cheap VPS’s. Thanks for the tip. … http://ift.tt/1pB8sG6

Eurofighter – http://t.co/WcLcPqIV1N … http://ift.tt/1pB8uxD

@markjaquith DUDE! That SublimeText3 list is freakin’ awesome! I didn’t have anything installed until seeing your list. … http://ift.tt/10DmR8K

@fevered @andrea_r Congratulations. Mission accomplished for the day. Now go have a nap. … http://ift.tt/10DmQSe

@AKiwiInGermany For some reason, sticking money in food was not considered bad back then :/ … http://ift.tt/1pB8uh7

@AKiwiInGermany Did you have Christmas pudding with money in it as a kid? … http://ift.tt/10DmQBA

@AKiwiInGermany Yeah, Christmas cake is nasty shit. I dunno why people eat that crap. … http://ift.tt/10DmOtw

@AKiwiInGermany I’ve had one of those. They’re a bit weird. … http://ift.tt/10DmOtk

@five15design They said it would drop to GPRS once I hit 3GB, but I’m still streaming 720p YouTube videos on it 🙂 … http://ift.tt/10DmOcZ

@five15design Not to brag, but I just discovered that my €13 3GB/month sim card appears to actually have no cap. It just keeps on going 🙂 … http://ift.tt/10DmNps

RT @markjaquith: It makes me sad when darknet black markets are shut down. It suggests Tor and related tech isn’t good enough to protect dissidents. … http://ift.tt/1xlcZx6

@CoenJacobs @jameskoster I’m assuming it’s a bug in Chrome, triggered by the page not rewriting fast enough. … http://ift.tt/1xfP3ue

@CoenJacobs It may not be worth fixing, but thought I’d point it out in case you hadn’t noticed it before 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1u8Zfof

@CoenJacobs I like the theme on your site. But I found a weird bug when you scroll upwards from the bottom in Chrome http://t.co/jjiaJgFmbl … http://ift.tt/1u8ZhMU

I wrote a new guest post on WP Tavern about caching in #WordPress … http://t.co/gBu0Dnr1Zd … http://ift.tt/1snRaaV

@bjornjohansen You can read about some alternatives suggested by @Ipstenu here … http://t.co/VBGB927Wts … http://ift.tt/10ZgLkb