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Whoa, scary! Someone is giving away a terrifying halloween costume … https://t.co/Hf1E0eNoyG … http://ift.tt/1wDlbtW

I need a jump-start for my brain this evening. It’s moving SLOWWWLYLY … … http://ift.tt/1wD7oUh

@leftlane Actually, their site is just dumb. It’s redirecting to a /de/ sub-folder for me, but the page doesn’t exist. Stupid geolocation. … http://ift.tt/1wCUeXf

@leftlane That link is broken … http://ift.tt/1wCUe9L

@CJLaing Extremely short version: I balls’d up some tax related stuff. … http://ift.tt/1oPRsLQ

@CJLaing Long story. I’ll explain it some other time. … http://ift.tt/1oPRqns

@joemcasta Are you implying you have had to deal with the German authorities recently? … http://ift.tt/1pQst5W

@joemcasta Oh, you were replying to my tweet. I get it now 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1pQssPw

@joemcasta I’m not sure what you are apologising for 😛 … http://ift.tt/1oPRrHP

Whew. Got an email saying I’m an idiot, but that it doesn’t matter because the German authorities are used to dumb foreigners 🙂 … http://ift.tt/ZTIyAS

@Josh412 I’m not sure if I had that turned on. I have most unimportant things auto-archived and labelled anyway. … http://ift.tt/1rG5pHP

@Josh412 I’m not sure it will be so useful to me since my inbox is mostly under control anyway. … http://ift.tt/1wwRGKc

@jennybeaumont @lanche86 I considered resending it, but figured it would be more fun to leave you on a scavenger hunt 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1wwRGtJ

@TCBarrett Yep, that was courtesy of @zedejose. … http://ift.tt/1rG0Aye

@dimensionmedia @chrislema I didn’t realise Klout was still a thing … http://ift.tt/1wwRHOf

@DaveBremer @jennybeaumont No we’re not. This is WAR! … http://ift.tt/1wwRHxP

@DaveBremer @jennybeaumont My personalities are not at war, we are at peace with one another! … http://ift.tt/1wwRHxH

One should not @ reply ones self! I just did that whilst trying to @ reply @jennybeaumont who favourited my tweet. … http://ift.tt/1rG0A1c

@lanche86 @jennybeaumont Or perhaps I’m just going insane and talking to myself. … http://ift.tt/1wwRHh6

@lanche86 Oh crap. I was trying to @ reply @jennybeaumont, not myself 😉 … http://ift.tt/1rG0zKK

@lanche86 @hanlasse @ronalfy I had a memory like a sieve when I was 18. Your argument is invalid 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/526422646612049920

@hanlasse @lanche86 @ronalfy One (or all) of you should pester me about it in 48 hours, or I’ll probably forget. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/526421544512528384

@ryanhellyer I was wondering why on earth you favourited such an ancient tweet, then realised it was from a scheduled WordPress post 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/526420647522877440

@grapplerulrich Thanks! @hanlasse @lanche86 @ronalfy It seems ya’ll gotta wait 48 hours for me to get you an invite. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/526419653892276224

WordCamp Norway – http://t.co/JqrJvt8sz5 … http://ift.tt/12IFxWb

@Qandil I guess the point of Inbox, is that you don’t need to manually create labels. … http://ift.tt/12IFxpc

@Qandil My personal account gets many hundreds of emails a day. But gMail is already pretty good at filtering all that out via labels. … http://ift.tt/12IFx8x

@IngramOsteopath Nope, coz it seems I don’t have any to give :/ … http://ift.tt/1yCux6Z

I’m withholding judgement until I see how Google Inbox handles new emails. I’ve only used it with archives so far. … http://ift.tt/12IFvgV

First Google Inbox impressions: pleasant to use; found some important emails I forgot about; it feels like gMail. … http://ift.tt/12IFuJZ

@Qandil @lanche86 @ronalfy @hanlasse It looks like I don’t have any invites to give :/ I’ll let you know if that changes though. … http://ift.tt/12IFutr

@Qandil @lanche86 @ronalfy @hanlasse Feedback: It’s easy to use. It fished out some emails I’d forgotten to reply to, which was nice. … http://ift.tt/12Ixj0d

@lanche86 @ronalfy @hanlasse @Qandil I’m not entirely sure I have any just yet though. Still finding my way around the app. … http://ift.tt/1xrWnla

@lanche86 @ronalfy @hanlasse @Qandil If you can point me in the direction of where to find the invites, I’ll gladly start dishing them out! … http://ift.tt/1xrWn4M

@hanlasse Are you still needing a Google Inbox invite? I just got an invite, which I think allows me to invite others (just installing now). … http://ift.tt/12IxhFu

@zedejose You rule! Thanks 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1rFFct1

How are people finding Google Inbox? Here’s a nice article about it from @film_girl http://t.co/GH3G7srKoN. Also, I’d love an invite 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1t5TS7G

@bjornjohansen I’m assuming they had to flee on foot? … http://ift.tt/1yBQtiG

@rob_neu I am I’m usually pretty good at not give a crap, but sometimes I need to care or I end up making things worse :/ … http://ift.tt/1trB3yf

@bjornjohansen My grandparents were in some messy shit back then too. … http://ift.tt/1trB3hU

@bjornjohansen This is a fascinating story to read about on Twitter. Please continue 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1Dfo5Um

@DeFries I’ve never thought of getting a wife to solve that sort of problem, but I’ll give it a try … if i can find one. … http://ift.tt/1trB31o

I try to post mostly positive stuff on social media, to avoid spreading negativity. How do you guys deal with a need to vent? … http://ift.tt/12GncJe

@Ipstenu You should talk to @DeFries about that side of things. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/525753296032890880

RT @daankortenbach: If you are a WordPress developer, heck if you are a WordPress configurator, this should be in your toolkit: http://t.co/VGUD81wqLx … http://ift.tt/1DH9S4G

@DaveBremer 3.5 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1DH9S4u

Big bossman says “needs done by end of November” and I’m like “ohhhh crap! Gotta done by next week!”. Then I realise it’s October 🙂 Win! … http://ift.tt/1DH4Wwv

@rmccue It’s okay. I only target Australian blogs! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/525395310236151809

I’m averaging one spam comment every nine seconds this week. That’s quite a lot more than normal. … http://ift.tt/ZJYIwM

@five15design That’s 1,373,626 tweets per 1 GB then 😉 … http://ift.tt/1rokIVt

@xHighTower @five15design @IanTLS @tanya I had unlimited 4G for two years, but wouldn’t have cared if it were only 3G. … http://ift.tt/12kLDvI

@maknz @five15design @IanTLS @tanya I think 4G serves little purpose for most people. … http://ift.tt/1rokKNb

@five15design Maybe 1440 B perhaps? … http://ift.tt/12kLCYF

@five15design A tweet can’t be 1440 kB, that’s too much. … http://ift.tt/1rokIoz

@IanTLS @tanya @five15design So my bitching about a 3GB/2Mbps cap here in Berlin seems silly now. I had got used to unlimited 4G. … http://ift.tt/12kLB71

@IanTLS @five15design @tanya Suffice to say, I never made a phone call on that SIM 😉 … http://ift.tt/1FKnL42

@IanTLS @five15design @tanya I used to use a $50/3 GB plan from Vodafone. Calls cost $25/min! … http://ift.tt/1DFh2GA

@five15design @iantls @tanya I used to get 16 Mbps on my phone in Oslo. … http://ift.tt/1FKnIVU

@tanya @IanTLS @five15design Fiji has better IT infrastructure than NZ? Sheesh. … http://ift.tt/1DFh29A

@IanTLS @five15design @tanya As long as I can stream YouTube I’m a happy camper 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1FKnHkT

@IanTLS @five15design @tanya The only thing that pissed me off with NZ broadband were data caps. I never had speed issues. … http://ift.tt/1DFh0OY

@five15design @IanTLS @tanya 100/100 unlimited is pretty good though. I’m not even sure I’d have a use for that. … http://ift.tt/1DFh1Cm

@IanTLS @five15design @tanya Oh, I see. It sounds like there’s issues with lack of competition. … http://ift.tt/1DFh1lW

@IanTLS @five15design @tanya Well you can always add more capacity, so saturation is not a good argument. … http://ift.tt/1DFh0hW

@five15design @tanya What about broadband prices? Please tell me they have plummeted in price and increased in speed? … http://ift.tt/1DFgY9S

@five15design @tanya Oh FFS! That’s the crappiest news about NZ IT I’ve heard in a while. … http://ift.tt/1DFh01r

@tanya @five15design Holy shit that’s expensive. I pay 13 Euro for 3 GB/month on prepay here in Berlin. … http://ift.tt/1DFgXTo

@five15design @tanya I assumed prices would have plummeted since I left, not increased :/ … http://ift.tt/1FKnD4A

@five15design @tanya Oh crap. So 3G data must be insanely expensive there then. Shit. That sucks. … http://ift.tt/1DFgZuu

@five15design @tanya WTF? Can’t you just use 2Degrees for WAYYY less? … http://ift.tt/1tmpC9L

@Rarst I think this and security are the two things people need to learn more about in the WP world. Too many slow/insecure sites. … http://ift.tt/1uLIPP5

@Rarst I’d probably touch on some of the stuff in @markjaquith’s talk from #wceu too. … http://ift.tt/1uLIPyx

@Rarst I need to get my own damn site up first though. I like to be able to say “I did this” rather than “I plan to do this”. … http://ift.tt/1uLIPyo

@Rarst But I’d like to swing more towards tutorial mode this time rather than story mode like my previous talk. … http://ift.tt/1uLINqc

@Rarst I did a similar talk at WordCamp Lisboa the other year which was okay. … http://ift.tt/1oyDgXw

@Rarst I’m thinking of explaining object cache, static cache (via plugins and server side) and demo’ing their effect. … http://ift.tt/1uLIMTk

@Rarst I had a talk in mind which was sort of like your Swiss talk, but more broad and at a lower level. … http://ift.tt/1uLIMCN

@Rarst I did security last time. Perhaps I could cover the basics of performance and you could cover the more fine-tuning stuff this time? … http://ift.tt/1uLIMCD

@Rarst I need to have something ready for Norway too. I’m not sure which direction I’ll go yet. … http://ift.tt/1uLIMm8

@Rarst Profiling my own site is on my unfortunately long list of stuff to do. So I’ll definitely get to it … eventually. … http://ift.tt/1FK8OyN

@Rarst Oh, laps. Ahhh, that’s that lightweight thing you made. I do remember learning about it for the first time now 🙂 I forgot the name. … http://ift.tt/1FK8Oir

@Rarst I’ll probably ask you in a month or two what the profiling tool is that you recommended to me 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1FK8Q9O

@Rarst Really? I forget easily. … http://ift.tt/1uLE201

@Rarst I really want to use your fragment caching plugin too, but I can’t download it yet due to composer 😉 … http://ift.tt/1FK8MHp

@Rarst You keep doing stuff with the composer though, and I still haven’t gotten around to trying that out. … http://ift.tt/1uLE1Jj

@Rarst I didn’t even know what it was until now. Once I (eventually) get my new server running, I’ll try it out. … http://ift.tt/1FK8K25

@MacsandMoreDH Which ties in with my logic of making stuff which doesn’t require support. … http://ift.tt/1FK8LTP

@MacsandMoreDH It happens from time to time. Lots of people ranting and complaining about things just because they don’t understand it. … http://ift.tt/1uLE2gy

@Rarst Both sound great. … http://ift.tt/1FK8JeC

@Ipstenu Forsite is awesome! Moving there was a smart move 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1uLDZkE

@Ipstenu Oops, I thought you were responding to a different tweet then. … http://ift.tt/1uLDZ4d

@Ipstenu I’ve been moving this direction for a long time now, and the results are paying off quite nicely. … http://ift.tt/1uLDYNE

@MacsandMoreDH Perhaps the word “troll” would be a more appropriate word in this context. … http://ift.tt/1FK8GQ2

@MacsandMoreDH I don’t count people who dislike something as a hater, particularly if they provide valuable feedback. … http://ift.tt/1FK8Gzw

@MacsandMoreDH Most proper haters are not helpful though as they rarely provide useful input. They’re just dicks. … http://ift.tt/1FK8GiO

@MacsandMoreDH I prefer there to be nothing to hate in the first place 😉 … http://ift.tt/1uLE0oQ

If there’s nothing for me to fix, the haters just say nothing. Only the nice people talk to me then 🙂 Win! … http://ift.tt/1uLE08p

Random factoid: Making WP plugins which don’t require support, results in only hearing from people with nice things to say 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1uLDZRV

@Ipstenu I keep over-extending and badly need to prune back my open source contributions. I already have a big plugin prune in mind. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/525363132081123328