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@bgardner @nathanrice @mattlawck I’m mostly interested in this sort of thing for high traffic sites, so resource limits matter quite a bit. … http://ift.tt/1iqgcHn

@nathanrice Do you know what the resource limitations for the StudioPress accelerator service are? … http://ift.tt/1m5YNhS

@Ipstenu @noeltock And I still got it wrong! The search was for “Jenny Noel” and the results for that search are not entirely Tweetable. … http://ift.tt/1iqg7n1

@Ipstenu @noeltock It was caused by a female porn star called “Noel”. They got to this page … http://t.co/vv7OqiWgyx … http://ift.tt/1iqg0Ie

@Ipstenu @noeltock Actually, I lie. It was “anal creampie”. His name wasn’t in it a all (bad memory). … http://ift.tt/1wnGEUQ

@Ipstenu I get lots of searches to my site for “Noel anal penetration duckface”. … http://ift.tt/1lLCRyh

@Ipstenu OMG! Shocking! … http://ift.tt/1wnGwV9

@Ipstenu What do you think they were looking for? … http://ift.tt/1lLCP9N

RT @Ipstenu: People finding my half-elf site on a search for ‘sucking style’ … probably NOT what they wanted. … http://ift.tt/1lLCKCY

@nathanrice Apparently Akamai is awesome for that too, but it’s also killer expensive :/ … http://ift.tt/1wnFXuF

@nathanrice Customized as in it detects the presence of admin-ajax.php, wp-admin etc.? … http://ift.tt/1wnFOHE

@nathanrice I’ve used Amazon CloudFront which I think is even cheaper still. Less features though. … http://ift.tt/1lLCBPW

Apparently StudioPress have a Cloudflare competitor … http://t.co/ZucUWMsF72 … http://ift.tt/1wnFJUo

@bueltge Which plugins are looking for assistance with? … http://ift.tt/1yFuclm

RT @toscho: Finally! Opera 24 for Linux http://t.co/sJ5s6LyLcf
See also https://t.co/jDHBFNLktD … http://ift.tt/1pDEo9N

Aside from being forgetful, I’m starting of my week feeling 1000x better than last week 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1wltlnH

Strausberger hike – http://t.co/dvy7sYOpbI … http://ift.tt/1uUdQR3

@MaryFrances110 @AKiwiInGermany Is that why staring at girls whilst drooling doesn’t work for me? … http://ift.tt/1pYPJ66

@five15design Cool. I had no idea you could see that much detail on it. … http://ift.tt/V2Gg0J

@jeffr0 I’ve been to Tübingen. Luckilly I didn’t see the giant vagina, or it may have been a news story about me! … http://ift.tt/1uU3L6I

Man stuck inside giant German vagina … http://t.co/TOHXFr7PQX … http://ift.tt/1uU14C5

@chriscurleyLac I just have this HTML in a sidebar text widget; nothing more complicated than that … http://t.co/KCv8g28E7L … http://ift.tt/1iURAkQ

@chriscurleyLac Not sure how to explain it any better sorry. … http://ift.tt/1iURtFS

Crazy choppers – http://t.co/h4VrndrtAz … http://ift.tt/1ldgosU

@Rarst @twitter That seems like something which should never be disabled once enabled. … http://ift.tt/1qm2VzJ

@Rarst @twitter I thought you had setup phone authentication previously and they were now rejecting your number. … http://ift.tt/UmFDhT

@Rarst @twitter Oh, well that blows twice as much then. Hopefully they fix that bug. … http://ift.tt/1ys941W

@Rarst @twitter Phone numbers are a dumb way to authenticate IMO. Doubly dumb when they won’t accept some numbers. … http://ift.tt/1pPwuM1

RT @Horse_iOS: Here at Apple, we believe in spreading three things: great products, beautifully filmed shorts about people using apps, and .DS_Store files … http://ift.tt/1ql4NbY

RT @VandelayDesign: Google’s New Web Starter Kit http://t.co/NX7WJyX5mO What do you think? … http://ift.tt/Ulksgk

@VandelayDesign @stooni That looks quite nice. … http://ift.tt/1ql1wtd

@hanlasse @bjornjohansen My spare time involves running, doing weird things with code and chasing girls. Seems normal to me! … http://ift.tt/1lP0ccA

@bjornjohansen I was tempted to use BitTorrent Sync for controlling my personal server. Laziness is awesome 🙂 … http://ift.tt/TcXLKq

@bjornjohansen FTP FTW 🙂 … http://ift.tt/TcXLtV

@_andywashere “Holy crap” didn’t seem any more appropriate 😛 … http://ift.tt/1l8cyRJ

Holy cow! I just saw a baby being born via YouTube. I don’t think I’ve seen that before … https://t.co/oFEcAN00ra … http://ift.tt/1iMlLuu

@cosmicaudino Windowed fridge is less efficient, but looks better. Go with windowed 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1pjSA5V

@rachelbaker Well if yours is better, then I’d consider switching 😛 … http://ift.tt/1oLVh4a

@rachelbaker Do you have any idea how your plugin compares to the Metro Share plugin? http://t.co/xznWXTIrxa … http://ift.tt/UiCAHD

@d_espi @douglsmith lol, if I asked my dad that, he’d probably suggest I try boxing instead 😛 … http://ift.tt/1qj1ySd

@findpurpose I’m wondering if that might change soon when I switch my domain to http://t.co/kG9LU113B4 though. … http://ift.tt/1qvLONX

@findpurpose I don’t show up until the second page of a Google search for my last name :/ … http://ift.tt/1qvLNti

@findpurpose You do rank exceptionally well for your last name. Any trick to that? Or just an uncommon name on the web? … http://ift.tt/1nmBJxT

@chriswallace I initially thought you meant you were including the plugin, not just making it work. … http://ift.tt/UQ35EM

@Rarst @Tarendai But I’m just little old me, with a blog, I don’t even have customers! … http://ift.tt/1lIvCkH

@Rarst @Tarendai I keep meaning to add more backup systems in place despite already having S3, Linode and my local drive in place. … http://ift.tt/UfS5QG

@Rarst @Tarendai Blinking heck. When will people learn to back their stuff up properly? … http://ift.tt/UfS2US

RT @shewhobakes1: I warned people this would happen if we gave women the vote and allowed gays to marry. It’s the new apocalypse. #Facebookdown … http://ift.tt/1oJzZUE

@Japh @jeffr0 @photomatt Apparently Americans think gerkins are better than beetroot for burgers. I disagree 😛 … http://ift.tt/1iJd9ok

@Japh @jeffr0 @photomatt Beetroot is something unique to Kiwi and Aussie burgers … http://ift.tt/1pL4fhL

@film_girl @jeffr0 I think you are both awesome. Just keep writing please 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1oHYOAo

RT @thomas_violence: learning to program is amazing because you can just think of a thing and then spend 5,000,000 hours doing it … http://ift.tt/1r9yrk5

Hiking in Sächsische Schweiz – http://t.co/DPZ4MdW0qQ … http://ift.tt/1r5HTVN

@karmatosed I think I saw you wearing it on Sunday. … http://ift.tt/1pEFWC0

That moment you realise people are re-tweeting something you made a typo in :/ … http://ift.tt/1n9rDz0

This is a nice for local WP development, from @lumpysimon https://t.co/3gQj2Oa0u0 … http://ift.tt/1sl6JFl

@ajaydsouza It’s spotless 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1p8J5pU

Follow Trent from @MyGeekShow flying an RC place across the USA https://t.co/hFgY6CkJoJ #MyGeekShowUSATrip … http://ift.tt/1hYcvIn

@dustyf @curtismchale Lenovo spill-proof ThinkPads … https://t.co/0gki0grmvF … http://ift.tt/1hYcsMG

@dustyf @curtismchale I have a spill-proof Lenovo, so it didn’t really matter. I just left it alone for a day to properly drain/dry. … http://ift.tt/1hYcsfI

In case anyone wondered why I dropped offline for the past day, it was because I decided to pour water on my computer again. … http://ift.tt/SZ9zzF

@chriscurleyLac Nice to hear you are using my theme 🙂 That’s just a text widget with some HTML in it on my site, feel free to copy the HTML … http://ift.tt/1hYctQU

Mikoyan MiG-29 – http://t.co/5qLU2UgC0Y … http://ift.tt/SKgyvX

@Ipstenu Oh, I thought you were meaning Chromium sends you to the https instead of http version. … http://ift.tt/1v69xEp

@Ipstenu Try clearing your browser cache. Sometimes Chrome/Chromium caches redirects. … http://ift.tt/1l64dif

@MaryFrances110 Whenever anyone mentions “the world cup”, I just ask them which sport it is for. They never mention it again 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1l64bak

RT @JS_Zao: May be a stretch, but do I know any freelance developers who specialize in Shopify dev? … http://ift.tt/1l64d1J

@_ghosttoast @Rarst The Mac one looks like an upload button to me. I thought that was the worst of the lot. … http://ift.tt/1v3riUO

@Rarst I think the Windows 8 one looks best. … http://ift.tt/1oX6Np0

Sächsische Schweiz – http://t.co/xhRNauWjaI … http://ift.tt/1oghlnc

@humanmadeltd I’m open to improvements/just dumping your code in on top. If your way is better, I’m happy with that 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1s6j0NU

RT @konstruktors: Latvieši atgriežas Pikes Peak sacensībās http://t.co/aHyaszD9Ft … http://ift.tt/TKiNRa

So apparently logging out and back into TweetDeck should stop these XSS attacks. Fingers crossed 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1oUCFKT

@chrisbrogan TweetDeck has a flaw … http://ift.tt/1oUCFum

This looks way too simple to work as an XSS attack on TweetDeck, but apparently it does :/ http://t.co/hhe6SXpzvF … http://ift.tt/1oUCCPc

Dang, Twitter’s getting pwned right now! http://t.co/oi8sib9ZGO … http://ift.tt/1hJ1gn1

@ronalfy I am unsure if you were “kidding” about a post going viral, or just that you would write another post about it. … http://ift.tt/1q49Pvh

@rmccue @helenhousandi @johnbillion I used to enjoy waking up to find some insane new thing in my admin panel which sort of kinda worked 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1l8MxfZ

@rmccue @helenhousandi @johnbillion Running trunk live became boring once the “core plugins” ethos took over. … http://ift.tt/UtAVzo

@helenhousandi @johnbillion I guess I should move my live site back to trunk then. Sounds like things are becoming interesting 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1l8MrVV

@humanmadeltd I think we are trying to do much the same thing. … http://ift.tt/1qu41IW

@humanmadeltd Would you guys be interested in combining your S3 plugin with mine? https://t.co/xoo3Tu4kLQ vs https://t.co/J9LoITDzuH … http://ift.tt/1q3YwmQ

@film_girl Yikes. That’s pretty dumb! … http://ift.tt/1uXythg

RT @elisabethirg: In other news from Bergen: a gay penguin couple at the aquarium has adopted an egg and are expected to become parents during the summer. … http://ift.tt/1s54bLi

@Rarst I didn’t know Wikipedia had that feature. Nice to know 🙂 … http://ift.tt/1qov34B

@Rarst Oh thanks. That’s what Google Translator said, but no German’s seemed to know what it was, so I assumed it was wrong :/ … http://ift.tt/1qouTdu

@_ghosttoast Woke up today and noticed more bites. So worried they may have followed me home :/ … http://ift.tt/1pAZrsK

@_ghosttoast I stayed in a hostel for one night last week. Then noticed I’d had an itchy back all week. Yesterday saw patches of 3-4 bites. … http://ift.tt/1oIDSXJ

@_ghosttoast Yep, covered in bites. … http://ift.tt/1oIDSHc

@_ghosttoast Does that mean it isn’t a bed bug? … http://ift.tt/1pAZhl9

@bjornjohansen smartarse 😛 … http://ift.tt/1uRcvfD

Can any of you identify if this is a bedbug or not?
http://t.co/GXoZCCQUGj … http://ift.tt/1o9FH1Y

@wpwhitesecurity @pippinsplugins I think I may have installed that a while back too. … http://ift.tt/1hEnG8U

@hanlasse Do you mind if I come try out your Yeti in a couple of weeks time? I’m visiting Oslo then. … http://ift.tt/1kWfQbH

@hanlasse @bjornjohansen @konstruktors Working from noisy cafes. … http://ift.tt/1uPOpC4

@hanlasse @bjornjohansen @konstruktors I’ve deadened all the noise I hear myself, but others struggle to hear me :/ … http://ift.tt/1uPOp4U

@hanlasse @bjornjohansen @konstruktors I do need kick butt noise cancelling though. Too hard to chat otherwise. … http://ift.tt/1uPOmX3

@hanlasse @bjornjohansen I can deal with adjusting something if needed and if I must, I’ll have a stupid big mic in front of me. … http://ift.tt/1kWfPo7

@hanlasse @bjornjohansen @rarst @no_fear_inc I need serious noise reduction. Perhaps the Røde is a better option for that? … http://ift.tt/1ijkfQi