@nakrissimo llama llama llama llama! lolz
@NinjaLikesCheez @ronindotca @hostgator People like…
@NinjaLikesCheez @ronindotca @hostgator People like Hostgator. Godaddy … not so much.
@ipstenu Yay:) What city are…
@ipstenu Yay:) What city are you in now?
@film_girl Thanks for tracking down…
@film_girl Thanks for tracking down answers from @AnonymousOwn3r. Fascinating reading. Definitely epic. Definitely annoying.
RT @film_girl: @AnonymousOwn3r so this…
RT @film_girl: @AnonymousOwn3r so this was a SQL injection and LDAP injection, is that right? And then Iām assuming you used a buffer ov …
@hostgator I’m taking a wild…
@hostgator I'm taking a wild guess your business is just about to get a big boost š
RT @hostgator: Godaddy got you…
RT @hostgator: Godaddy got you down? Use code 'reliablehost' for 6 months free on shared hosting. 50% off 1,2,3yr plans as well as domains!
@AnonymousOwn3r Dangit! Ya’ll took down…
@AnonymousOwn3r Dangit! Ya'll took down ma website! Please ease up and give us time to move hosts. Thanks š
@syedbalkhi That’s a spam site.
@syedbalkhi That's a spam site.
@no_fear_inc Thanks for the pointer…
@no_fear_inc Thanks for the pointer though. I looked at that when I saw your tweet. I was just a little panic'd trying to get it working š
@no_fear_inc It turned out that…
@no_fear_inc It turned out that BuddyPress had deactivated itself during an upgrade.
Any ideas how to make…
Any ideas how to make an old BuddyPress theme activate? I can't see it in the themes listing anywhere and not sure how they're added.
@mikemcalister @markjaquith That looks like…
@mikemcalister @markjaquith That looks like a really good deal. I wanted something like that a while ago, but didn't know what to buy.
@Krogsgard Awesome. Hopefully the plugin…
@Krogsgard Awesome. Hopefully the plugin does what you need it to š
@Krogsgard Yep, anything uploaded through…
@Krogsgard Yep, anything uploaded through the media upload should be automatically sent to Amazon S3.
@no_fear_inc Oh dear. I’m not…
@no_fear_inc Oh dear. I'm not touching that with a pole then. That sounds horrid. Thanks for the heads up.
@no_fear_inc Does it send the…
@no_fear_inc Does it send the actual password itself?
@no_fear_inc Thanks. Looks interesting.
@no_fear_inc Thanks. Looks interesting.
Awesome plugin for allowing clients…
Awesome plugin for allowing clients (or you) to track everything that's happening on a WordPress powered website … http://wprealm.com/blog/interconnectit-launch-the-auditor/
If you are interested in…
If you are interested in web analytics then you might be interested in the upcoming event in Oslo, Norway … http://goo.gl/6KWKw
RT @andrea_r: I’m giving out…
RT @andrea_r: I'm giving out advice on how to stay sane while working online. http://is.gd/zHsu8H
@pgibbs I blame @SiobhanPMcKeown. She…
@pgibbs I blame @SiobhanPMcKeown. She started it!
@pgibbs Both!?
@pgibbs Both!?
@andrea_r Or she’ll warn me.…
@andrea_r Or she'll warn me. One of the two.
@pgibbs It’s bash a WP…
@pgibbs It's bash a WP guru Wednesday. Yer up next probably š
@SiobhanPMcKeown I can think of…
@SiobhanPMcKeown I can think of lots of alternative nicknames for @noeltock, but none are appropriate for Twitter.
@kimparsell Yay, a non-sarcastic response…
@kimparsell Yay, a non-sarcastic response š w00p w00p
1x vote from a mystery…
1x vote from a mystery crazy woman for http://www.cerberusweb.com/
@karmatosed Highly likely. I am…
@karmatosed Highly likely. I am pretty hot after all.
@andrea_r OMFG!!! LISTEN TO @fevered.…
@andrea_r OMFG!!! LISTEN TO @fevered. THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU TROLL!
@danhgilmore @ipstenu Since not many…
@danhgilmore @ipstenu Since not many people have voted, I'll multiply everything by 10 to make it sound like my poll was popular.
@ipstenu -1 for BMC Remedy…
@ipstenu -1 for BMC Remedy then š
1x vote for https://t.co/tnW70aBD from…
1x vote for https://www.intercom.io/ from @noeltock (via Skype)
SWAT @SiobhanPMcKeown!
SWAT @SiobhanPMcKeown!
RT @SiobhanPMcKeown: @ryanhellyer What a…
RT @SiobhanPMcKeown: @ryanhellyer What a dumb question. Why don't you just stfu?
Poll: What is your favourite…
Poll: What is your favourite support ticketing service?
@blitz_io Awesome :) Thanks. I’ll…
@blitz_io Awesome š Thanks. I'll definitely do that.
I’m looking for inspiration for…
I'm looking for inspiration for my Norwegian homework … https://random.hellyer.kiwi/norskurss-ta-to/
@MyThemeShopTeam I sent an important…
@MyThemeShopTeam I sent an important message through your contact form, please make sure you read it š http://community.mythemeshop.com/sendmessage.php
@benhuson @sillygrampy Thanks. Do you…
@benhuson @sillygrampy Thanks. Do you know of any existing tools which can deploy WordPress with it? Trying to save myself some coding š
I need to deploy WordPress…
I need to deploy WordPress -> PDF. Any tips on how best to achieve this? Posts and comments need PDF'd. And no, this is not my decision š
@LoadImpact I have no qualms…
@LoadImpact I have no qualms with your costs. You are more expensive, but have more features than blitz.io. Pros and cons either way.
@NinjaLikesCheez Why did you refer…
@NinjaLikesCheez Why did you refer to me as a genius to @robdelaney?
Poll result: 100% of voters…
Poll result: 100% of voters say that WordPress multisite is spelled "WordPress multisite". The Chrome spell checker disagrees.
@pgibbs @pollyplummer @SiobhanPMcKeown Well at…
@pgibbs @pollyplummer @SiobhanPMcKeown Well at least it wasn't the lemon party
@SiobhanPMcKeown Git is my arch…
@SiobhanPMcKeown Git is my arch nemesis. We don't get along well.
@SiobhanPMcKeown I have a spare…
@SiobhanPMcKeown I have a spare pencil in case you would prefer to poke your eye with it. It feels similar to learning Git, but easier.
@ipstenu @jan_dembowski I am happy…
@ipstenu @jan_dembowski I am happy with my unwise childish ways
@jan_dembowski Did you just imply…
@jan_dembowski Did you just imply that @ipstenu is wise and grown up?
@SiobhanPMcKeown Good luck with that…
@SiobhanPMcKeown Good luck with that … you are going to need it. Git is evil.
RT @pollyplummer: @SiobhanPMcKeown A stray…
RT @pollyplummer: @SiobhanPMcKeown A stray camel case is like having a bit of spinach in your teeth. š
@pollyplummer CamelCasing something like that…
@pollyplummer CamelCasing something like that would be weird.
@wpmuorg Ohhh, good point. I…
@wpmuorg Ohhh, good point. I hadn't thought of looking there for reference.
@SiobhanPMcKeown I didn’t even think…
@SiobhanPMcKeown I didn't even think of camelcasing it. I should have had that in my poll.
@wpmuorg Thanks for the vote.…
@wpmuorg Thanks for the vote. That's what I tend to use myself, but I've seen it with the hyphen some times.
Poll: Should it be “multi-site”…
Poll: Should it be "multi-site" or "multisite"? (in reference to WordPress)
@indigonl Thanks for the link…
@indigonl Thanks for the link love. Let me know if you have any troubles with the plugin š
@AWDL2011 I’m not coming back…
@AWDL2011 I'm not coming back any time soon. I am off to WordCamp Lisbon soon though … http://2012.lisboa.wordcamp.org/2012/08/28/orador-confirmado-ryan-hellyer/
@AWDL2011 Glad to hear someone…
@AWDL2011 Glad to hear someone sees the use in it! Some people I've mentioned it to seemed to think it was a silly idea no one would want.
@AWDL2011 And in another coincidence,…
@AWDL2011 And in another coincidence, I only found out I need to build that a few minutes ago. So your tweet was timed to perfection š
@AWDL2011 Entirely out of coincidence,…
@AWDL2011 Entirely out of coincidence, I need to build that exact tool for a project at work š
@AWDL2011 That would be a…
@AWDL2011 That would be a separate plugin to do that. Probably quite soon actually.
@m_uysl I’d been hoping someone…
@m_uysl I'd been hoping someone would release something like this for a long time. I eventually gave up waiting and made it myself.
@m_uysl Deleting files is on…
@m_uysl Deleting files is on my list of stuff to do eventually though. It's just not something I need urgently so haven't implemented yet.
@m_uysl It also won’t delete…
@m_uysl It also won't delete an image if you remove it from WordPress.
@m_uysl If you add something…
@m_uysl If you add something to S3, WordPress won't know about it.
@m_uysl It automatically sends images…
@m_uysl It automatically sends images to S3 as soon as you upload them.
New WordPress plugin for moving…
New WordPress plugin for moving your media to Amazon S3 automagically … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/products/photocopy/
@scribu @yoast Those pop ups…
@scribu @yoast Those pop ups are really annoying. I've been contemplating writing a plugin to remove them in WordPress SEO.
@webgarb oops. Wrong URL ..…
@webgarb oops. Wrong URL .. http://blitz.io
@five15design Problem solved :)
@five15design Problem solved š
@five15design Thanks for tweeting F1…
@five15design Thanks for tweeting F1 by the way! I forgot about the race till I saw your flurry of tweets š
@five15design I thought the same…
@five15design I thought the same thing. No mention of it so far though.
@DeFries @rmccue @anthonycole Never heard…
@DeFries @rmccue @anthonycole Never heard of it. I signed up for http://pingdom.com yesterday though.
@rmccue @anthonycole True. Wouldn’t it…
@rmccue @anthonycole True. Wouldn't it be useful to measure the exact load you can place on a page instead of doing it separately though?
@rmccue @anthonycole For my own…
@rmccue @anthonycole For my own site I have moved everything off onto CDN anyway so is largely a moot point.
@rmccue @anthonycole Doing them all…
@rmccue @anthonycole Doing them all in one hit seems like a more "real-world" way of doing it. It's killer expensive though.
@rmccue @anthonycole I don’t think…
@rmccue @anthonycole I don't think blitz.io loads static assets. It just loads whatever page you asked it to hit, mins static assets.
@rmccue @anthonycole But @LoadImpact costs…
@rmccue @anthonycole But @LoadImpact costs a whole bunch more than @blitz_io unfortunately.
@rmccue @anthonycole I’m finding that…
@rmccue @anthonycole I'm finding that @LoadImpact is much better for load testing a site which is hosting it's own static assets.
@bronsonquick That sounded boring. Once…
@bronsonquick That sounded boring. Once I figured it out. Not so boring. Quite funky actually.
@bronsonquick But why do you…
@bronsonquick But why do you buy the phone from them? I just bought my phone from an electronics shop. Not locked down then.
@anthonycole @bronsonquick You are making…
@anthonycole @bronsonquick You are making me hungry. And making me want to update my phone.
@bronsonquick I never understand why…
@bronsonquick I never understand why you people buy phones locked to carriers. Sounds like nothing but problems.
@bronsonquick I have noticed that…
@bronsonquick I have noticed that iPhones have some advantages, like smoother scrolling. Quite noticeable when scrolling up and down pages.
@bronsonquick I was thinking of…
@bronsonquick I was thinking of getting an S4, but my phone died so I had to buy a replacement earlier than expected š
@bronsonquick Do you prefer the…
@bronsonquick Do you prefer the Nexus to Galaxy S3? I have the S3. Seems pretty good so far.
Any Norwegians out there feel…
Any Norwegians out there feel like proof reading my badly written language class assignment? https://random.hellyer.kiwi/norsk-settninger-ta-en/
@linode and @blitz_io, I’ve been…
@linode and @blitz_io, I've been discussing your services on my blog … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/09/01/blitz-lo/
New blog post. How to…
New blog post. How to DDOS yourself in one easy step … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/09/01/blitz-lo/
@__jester I assume Varnish or…
@__jester I assume Varnish or NGINX page caching would be able to serve files quicker than Batcache since it wouldn't need to hit PHP.
@__jester I am no expert.…
@__jester I am no expert. I just following instructions and it seems to be working so far š
@__jester I really don’t like…
@__jester I really don't like W3TC. Too much junk in there and really confusing. Batcache is uber simple.
@__jester I have all my…
@__jester I have all my static assets on Amazon Cloudfront.
@__jester I received a lot…
@__jester I received a lot of help from @konstruktors with setting up the box. I'm a bit of a n00b at such things.
@__jester Batcache with @markjaquith ‘s…
@__jester Batcache with @markjaquith 's APC plugin.
@N3RVE I had to deactivate…
@N3RVE I had to deactivate it at one point because I couldn't get it working with imo.im. Really annoying.
@__jester Mine still seemed to…
@__jester Mine still seemed to be operational even with 1000 concurrent users, so I'm pretty happy with that š
@__jester Because you are busy…
@__jester Because you are busy or because you don't want your site going down?
Anyone want their site DDOS’d…
Anyone want their site DDOS'd right now? I have an account active at blitz.lo for next 40 mins if you want me to load test your site.