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@NinjaLikesCheez Please stay away from Norwegian ducks!

@NinjaLikesCheez It seems that Google translator agrees with me 🙂

@NinjaLikesCheez "knulle en duck" I think. That's actually "fuck one duck", but I think that is how it translates.

I'm up to page 20 of my new Donald Duck comic book 🙂 That wouldn't be such a big deal, except it's in Norwegian 😀

@pgibbs Thanks 🙂 cc/ @ArnsteinLarsen … "Hotel Missoni"

@SiobhanPMcKeown @DeFries @friesibeast Tempting, but I think I'll pass!

@pgibbs Any exciting plans for it?

@pgibbs That would probably suit my boss @ArnsteinLarsen. What's it called?

@WordSkill Any recommendations on where to stay during WordCamp Edinburgh?

@markoheijnen I just heard something about an Airbnb place some are staying at via @DeFries

@DeFries @siobhanpmckeown Sounds like fun!

Where is everyone staying at WC Edinburgh? @SiobhanPMcKeown @markoheijnen @DeFries @noeltock @pgibbs @kevinjohng @ArnsteinLarsen @CoenJacobs

@joetek They need better terminology. Making you select 1920×1200 when it's actually 2880×1800 is just dumb IMO.

Beautiful WordPress plugin code by @bon … http://lud.icro.us/wordpress-plugin-user-switching/

@matthancocknz I custom make slideshows. Too much customisation required usually.

@gcaat If I'd known you were going to be in Paris I would have come visited. Probably too late notice now.

@gcaat I've been here since January. I won't be in England next week, but I will be in Scotland in mid-July.

@gcaat I'm sure there will be somewhere around that sells crepes here.

@gcaat Well if you come to the center city of Oslo, I'll take you out for lunch.

@gcaat yer makin' me HUNGRY!

Any recommended HTML sitemap plugins for WordPress? Currently using PS Auto Sitemap, but if you know of something better lemme know 🙂

@nakrissimo I will be oggling longingly at your phone if you get the S3 🙂

@Nettsett I didn't realise my office-mate @konstruktors wrote it when I first used it a month ago! I didn't bother looking at the author.

@nakrissimo Breaking my current phone wouldn't be a bad thing. It would be a good excuse to upgrade to the Samsung Galaxy S3 🙂

@nakrissimo I've dropped my phone dozens of times onto pavement. All I have to show for it is a minor crack. Just good luck I guess 🙂

@nakrissimo Oh noes! Twice!? I have a small crack in my Huawei, but I'm hoping to make my phone last till the end of the year.

The best plugins are always the smallest … http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/multiple-galleries/ (5 lines of code) by @konstruktors

@nakrissimo Damn, that sucks!

Does anyone have a particular wysiwyg editor for WordPress comments? I'm testing http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/tinymcecomments/ right now, but it needs a little work.

Am I the only one who has never heard of @0dd0ne0ut before? Lots of WP plugins you should check out … http://bit.ly/MhtEu0

@DaisyOlsen I'm hoping they'll launch a MacBook Air Retina next. A 13" MacBook Pro Retina would be ok too.

@DaisyOlsen It should be okay I hope. I used to have a 1920×1200 pixel 14" screen and had no problems with things being too small.

@DaisyOlsen I'm planning to run Ubuntu on one if someone else is willing to guinea pig test it before me.

@DaisyOlsen Ahh, so same machine, different OS setup.

@markoheijnen @siobhanpmckeown Good idea. I've never really thought about it. I just swear at my screen every time I need to add images.

@DaisyOlsen What on earth is that? I thought there was only one MacBook Pro retina.

@SiobhanPMcKeown I'll have a poke around and see if I can figure it out. It might require some funky JS though, which I'm not very good at.

@yoast Dunno if this does oAuth or not, but I had it bookmarked so thought I'd pass it on … http://code.google.com/p/google-plus-php-starter/

@markoheijnen It seems @siobhanpmckeown was correct! ALL of the cool people are going to WordCamp Edinburgh after all.

@SiobhanPMcKeown Would a big "insert all" button which dumped all of the attached images into the post at once suit you best?

@scottbasgaard So I take it you are going too?

@scottbasgaard I think it might be just me. The others didn't seem very interested in visiting Scotland.

@SiobhanPMcKeown Will I see you at WordCamp Edinburgh? (which reminds me, I should book my tickets this evening)

@SiobhanPMcKeown Have you tried the plugin @DeFries linked to? http://defri.es/1nf. I haven't tried it yet, but it looks promising.

Need to target the first and last WordPress widgets via CSS? https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/06/18/first-and-last-widget-classes/ Based on code by @konstruktors.

@DeFries Thanks! My online photo album/blog is how I ended up working with WordPress 🙂

@DeFries @scottbasgaard The photos on my blog are what kills me time-wise. I only rarely use galleries … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/

@scottbasgaard @DeFries Thanks. That looks like what I need.

@markoheijnen @scottbasgaard I've always cursed and sworn about it, but I don't think it ever dawned on me to write some code to fix it.

@TurcuCiprian That's not the same 😛 cc/ @scottbasgaard

@scottbasgaard I like the sound of that. Definitely let me know if you find it 🙂

@scottbasgaard I NEED "insert all images into post". I continually have to insert each image one by one. It sucks up a lot of my time.

@Ipstenu I often read my own forum and blog posts to answer questions.

@Jghazally That is quite awesome!

RT @Jghazally: type english person into google….

Formula 1 is supposedly the epitomy of modern technology, yet they still use fax machines apparently … http://pitpass.com/46563-FIA-to-look-at-F1-spending

Love it when I dread doing something coz I tried it previously and failed. Try it again, and BAM! it works 🙂 Joys of learning over time.

@konstruktors You could inject code around the_content() and the_excerpt() and only minify the bits outside of that perhaps.

@konstruktors Oh crap, I hadn't thought of that occurring. That would definitely be a pain in the neck.

@hanlasse What the hell have you been putting in doll-houses lately?

@hanlasse If we provide the room, will you provide the balls?

@shayponsonby @hanlasse Powerball is where it's at! (not that crappy worn out one in the office though)

Answering my own question … this is pretty darned simple … http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/wp-compress-html/

@hanlasse I get that a lot. Firstly, change pointing device temporarily. Secondly, stretch, thirdly strengthen. Problem solved.

Does anyone know of any uber simple plugins for WordPress which minify the page HTML?

@scottbasgaard I don't know of any server config issue that would cause that. My guess would be an errant plugin you haven't noticed.

@westi @simond I keep meaning to do a translation to Kiwi English. I must get onto that some day.

@westi @simond I think some references to "customisations" were missed (I glanced through the .po file)

Code snippet for adding basic title tags to WordPress themes … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/06/13/wp_title-tags/

@Ipstenu I like simplicity 🙂 I'll try to make an even simpler one next time!

The Norwegian government is releasing GPL WordPress stuff! https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/06/13/delete-delete-site-plugin/

"Within one hour, you will have access to your SVN repository" … was ready in under 3mins. http://WordPress.org is improving 🙂

@chrisbrogan Only those who don't like to type quickly.

@Ipstenu If you guys ever need help on that queue, just lemme know. I'm happy to assist.

@Ipstenu Isn't providing the code a requirement of submission?

@Ipstenu You guys are uber efficient these days!

@yoast Smartlinks is still a handy plugin if you need that functionality. Just gotta use it in an appropriate way.

@Ipstenu If you are able to check recently submitted plugins to http://WordPress.org you might find another one 🙂

Are there any examples of governments releasing GPL licensed WordPress plugins and/or themes for public download?

Video of @scottbasgaard and @arnsteinlarsen introducing WordCamp Norway 2012 … http://wordpress.tv/2012/06/12/arnstein-larsen-and-scott-basgaard-velkommen-til-wordcamp-norway-2012/

Some awesome code snippets from @konstruktors for responsive design in WordPress … http://konstruktors.com/blog/wordpress/3762-adaptive-images-viewport-cookies/

@Viper007Bond I had a 1920×1200 laptop from 2009 to 2012. I badly miss that extra resolution on my MacBook Air. I feel an upgrade coming on!

@Viper007Bond Or more specifically, that's lower DPI than the new MacBook Pro.

@Viper007Bond That's lower resolution than the new MacBook Pro.

Yay! 1x NGINX n00b (me) successfully got "Hello World!" to show up 🙂

I took some sweet snaps on the weekend … https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2012/06/11/sunset-near-ingierstrand/

Yay! HDMI on new MacBook Pro 🙂

@TurcuCiprian Don't worry, multi-site gurus @andrea_r and @Ipstenu pointed me in the direction of solutions 🙂

@TurcuCiprian I don't know the name or URL of the site, therefore I can't see the <head> tag. I think you misunderstood my question 😉

@JoseffB Create a new theme which has no blogging functionality and unhook the posts, categories and tags functionality 🙂

RT @lgedeon: WordPress is a web application framework that makes developing any web app easy. It even comes with a demo app – a blogging …

@Ipstenu @andrea_r Thanks 🙂 That stats plugin is terrific!

@TurcuCiprian Header of what?

Any ideas on how I could figure out which blog a plugin is used on in WordPress multi-site?

I had to use an @github tutorial to figure out how to use @gitorious. More tutorials for dummies needed 🙂

Photos from WordCamp Romania https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/2012/06/06/wordcamp-romania/ featuring @yoast, @scribu, @konstruktors, @EdgySEO and yours truly!

Tutorial on how to add extra features to the new WordPress 3.4 theme customiser … https://geek.hellyer.kiwi/2012/06/05/new-theme-customiser/

Listening to @TurcuCiprian explaining what people are screwing up in their themes and plugins at WordCamp Romania 🙂