@majatoudal That link said “Sorry, this page isn’t available” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/785853605358215168

@ryanmarkel What on earth were you eating before to reach that sort of level? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/785853428702543873

@ryanmarkel One test result doesn’t mean much though. Sometimes you can get a huge spike simply because you ate something at the wrong time. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/785853292651933697

@ryanmarkel Just sounds good. Do you know what caused the drop? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/785853109847334916

@kenbone18 I hope you have already seen this amazing video about you … https://t.co/7uJ4EDLFoA … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/785763370477625344

The worlds most awkward political debate is happening right now … https://t.co/Wiv4El2bwI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/785287491356065792

Trump talk. https://t.co/ll1MeeBCuy … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/784897727016607744

@Meeeowhop It looks like something out of Jurassic park 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783862469630500864

@Meeeowhop I want one for my apartment 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783863793197674496

RT @Meeeowhop: https://t.co/NOMpfIjjwD … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783861723258318848

@Meeeowhop What the blazing heck is that? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783861526843256832

@zamoose Yep, sending that to you made me read it better. Then I realised that, then Googled, then found a solution 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783857836635754497

@zamoose @sillygrampy I think all of the tutorials I attempted to follow were just plain wrong. Or perhaps none work with latest versions :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783857161159966720

Thanks to @zamoose @sillygrampy @jstr for helping me debug this morning. Here is my achievement for 12 hours work 😀 https://t.co/XVcqDQkgLZ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783857705245081600

@zamoose @sillygrampy This solved it … https://t.co/3S2NlmswOn … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783857004976676867

@zamoose Yep, and when I do `sudo service varnish status` it says this https://t.co/6Vzqct73aC, which looks like it’s on port 80 to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783855214013124608

@zamoose I’m running `sudo netstat -p tcp -ano` to find what is using port 80, and I see nothing using port 80 :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783851762130227200

@zamoose It just says “Failed to connect to localhost port 80: Connection refused”. yet it works fine on port 8080 (the one Nginx is using) … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783851655863369728

@zamoose Same problems occur when requesting the page too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783850636748161024

@zamoose I … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783849792946466816

@zamoose @sillygrampy SSL would make sense on the backend, if the backend is to another server (it’s not in this case). … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783849707546312704

@zamoose @sillygrampy This on the other hand, does work, since it’s using Nginx `curl -I http://localhost:8080/ryan.txt` … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783849360434073601

@zamoose @sillygrampy I feel this should make Varnish cough up the page contents but it does not `curl -I http://localhost:80/ryan.txt` … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783849276417925120

@zamoose @sillygrampy Nginx microcaching is what I currently use since I don’t know how to use Varnish. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783847579117387777

@zamoose @sillygrampy This is not for anything in particular. I’m just trying to learn how Varnish works. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783847483357159456

@sillygrampy I suspect my problem lies elsewhere, because if I run `curl -i http://ift.tt/2dTHF4d`, I get “Connection Refused” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783844431027929088

@sillygrampy Or more to the point, why would the backend need to be SSL? I’m missing something here :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783843579965874176

@sillygrampy how would I make the backend SSL? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783842644170575872

@jstr And on that note, my brain seems to be failing. It’s 3am. Task failed. I’ll have to tackle it tomorrow 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783832581959811072

@jstr Your curl command worked, but I just realised port 80 does not work. So it’s not loading it through Varnish. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783832056656695296

@jstr Thanks for helping me debug so far though 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783831036476129280

@jstr That port 80 vs 6081 seems to be caused by a bug https://t.co/JMY68CRTnI. But I’ve fixed that, and it still won’t load. Blurghh. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783830981564329984

@jstr Your curl command works. Nginx is able to serve the page if I set the proxy to use port 8080 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783827428221288452

@jstr … but my Varnish config is meant to be setting it to port 8080. I’m confused :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783824966491971584

@jstr Oddly, if I run Varnish status, I get this https://t.co/IAgJHspWsx. That seems to indicate that Varnish is looking on port 6081 … … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783824885722275840

@jstr It just a series of these … https://t.co/nHeIVJb1mu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783824526194999296

I’m trying to do an Nginx-Varnish-Nginx sandwich. Any ideas where I’m going wrong? https://t.co/x126UmSbvo. I just get a 502 error :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/783822998176497664

@jennybeaumont It’s like vomiting but in reverse, and vanilla flavoured. You should give it a try some time 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/781431045602369536

@jennybeaumont You don’t like @gethuel ? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/781430432655151104

@Rarst @jennybeaumont I often spice it up by branching into Lindt chocolate, Coke Zero and a shaker of @gethuel. #luxury … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/781429939887345664

@Rarst @jennybeaumont Rusty bath, MountainDew, YouTube. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/781428458824077312

@ramonfincken @DeFries @nostromo Ronalfy figured it out. There’s a link on the plugins page, below where it says “View support forum”. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/781068212209381376

@ronalfy Do you know how I find the translation? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/780809275409072129

Any suggestions on where I should send translators for plugins on https://t.co/H1BgF9dYQu to for teaching them how to translate plugins? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/780807623440494592

Do any of you use Hide My Ass with Ubuntu? I’m looking for what settings you are using to make OpenVPN work. Their tutorials are failing me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/780201274893561856

@NilsFredrik You are welcome to come join, but I suspect I’m too late in replying now :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779275493925355520

@NilsFredrik Sorry. I didn’t realise you were coming today. I will be working from a cafe in Friedrichshain today. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779275477324292096

@charlottengrad The remote SQL is also IP limited, which is moderately annoying. I need to sort out a VPN with static IP to use it now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779063249631346690

@charlottengrad BTW, feel free to keep tweeting at me in German. I can read it, but I write German like a moron 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779063017799573505

@charlottengrad I thought they would offer limited SSH with no root access rather than none at all. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779062729831243776

@charlottengrad WP Engine … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779061692303077376

@Ipstenu This is the second time today that someone has hit me in the face with the most obvious solution imaginable 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779061621167628288

Thanks to everyone for the tips for my MySQL problem. @ipstenu solved it by pointing out that mysql commands work remotely too 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779061268124733444

@charlottengrad Yes, but that’s a bit crap. @Ipstenu pointed out that mysql works remotely. Problem solved 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779061120283836416

@Rarst It turns out you can use local mysql to interact with remote DB’s according to @Ipstenu. That solves my problem quite nicely 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779060883771289600

@encodedesign I misunderstood. @Ipstenu pointed out just now that mysqldump works remotely. I hadn’t realised that until now. Problem solved … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779060713151008768

@charlottengrad I have the opposite situation at the moment. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779060524449423364

@mrpritchett It is a WP database, but I’d prefer to keep WordPress out of database management. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779060330525626368

@Ipstenu I thought you had to run mysql from the server you were on. That’s kinda awesome if I can do it directly from my local environment. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779059958952361984

@Ipstenu That is a perfect (ish) solution to my problem. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779059762734493701

@Ipstenu Ohhhh! That works? * slams head into desk * … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779059687123783681

@encodedesign mysqldump is what I want to use. Is there some mystery way to use it without SSH access? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779059566659108864

@mrpritchett Using WordPress to manage a database does not seem like a good idea. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779059105637990401

What’s the best way to deal with database import/export when a host won’t give you SSH access? They do offer remote SQL access. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779058395462512640

@Ipstenu I’ve ended up routing all of my daily expenditure through @revolut. It removes the hassle of farting around with crappy banks. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779037939141582848

@Ipstenu Most banks seem to be extraordinarily stupid. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/779037726024822785

@grapplerulrich Cool 🙂 Thanks for whatever it is you are doing to implement this 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778990429358419968

@grapplerulrich It will be nice to actually be able to update things for once 🙂 I’ve been trying to update that thing for over a year now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778989652103598080

@grapplerulrich Please work your magic 🙂 https://t.co/vJrPMx1HdE … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778989522260557824

@grapplerulrich After it staying for so many years, I just thought we were stuck with it eternally. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778987567513538560

@grapplerulrich A bunch of us said manual reviews were a dumb idea and would be thrown out shortly after implementation. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778987536077193216

@grapplerulrich Wow! I never thought I’d see the day this would happen. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778987375666102273

@grapplerulrich Has there been a change to how theme uploads are handled? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778986881912598532

@grapplerulrich @lanche86 @2ndKauBoy No, they take many months for someone to get around to approving them. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778980129410342912

@SorshaMorava What is the downside to using water for agriculture? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778978045046755328

@grapplerulrich I use https://t.co/03d8SW51QQ. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778977460457185280

@2ndKauBoy Oh, I see. So it was in the WordPress backend. Thanks for letting me know 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778630603013025792

@lanche86 @2ndKauBoy Hopefully their queue will shorten some time so that I can actually get it updated for once :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778623856412155904

@lanche86 @2ndKauBoy If only I could actually update the theme though. It hasn’t been updated in years, because of the theme review probs. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778623773645869056

@lanche86 @2ndKauBoy They seem to just randomly promote themes out of the blue sometimes. You can see it from the spikes in downloads. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778623651251904513

@2ndKauBoy Cool! Thanks for letting me know 🙂 Which page was that on? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778623450445471744

RT @interconnectit1: Google Allo, the new chat app for Android and iPhone has been released. Read more on the google blog here. https://t.co/P06zghts94 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778558708494327808

@miss_jwo By “rejecting”, I mean sticking me into a stupid loop or giving me nonsensical error messages. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778557857079885826

@miss_jwo @askairasia Are you on a VPN by any chance? I’ve had trouble with payment processors rejecting me because of that before. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778557625269096448

@itsananderson In case you don’t get a notification … I’ve left a message for you here https://t.co/DBLxCHJHL0 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/778209667113750529

@rhyswynne @dimensionmedia He said “nobody BELOW 35 will get this”. You weren’t meant to understand it 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/777930165737381888

Can USA politicians stop being morons please? Emailing unencrypted sensitive information is beyond stupid. https://t.co/lkJ58J3Yzc … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/777295943628644353

@andrea_r I probably thought it was something that leaked past my ad blocker and so ignored it the first time it was shown to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/777293859466477568

I bought a SmartShake last week. Now when I Google “SmartShake” I get reminded that I already bought one. Is this new functionality? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/777289194775408640

The @10up engineering best practises is the best cheat sheet I’ve seen for advanced PHP/WordPress development https://t.co/worfnjthDp … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/777179780324159488

@CJLaing That would have been optimal. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776811136024969216

@Ipstenu @jennybeaumont It was the “everything else” which caused me problems (wildcard SSL cert). … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776801795855245312

@jennybeaumont Well a nice UI would be better, but it did prompt me to switch to Letsencrypt instead, so I’m saving money now 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776798848148725760

@Namecheap I’ve outlined where I had issues in tickets. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776798649523302400

I’m impressed with @namecheap. I told them I couldn’t figure out their UI and asked if I could get a refund. The refund is now in process 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776795960970190848

Is anyone out there interested in the domain https://t.co/UaEGQy8BUf? I’m intending to sell it or donate somewhere. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776715748123242496

@KimDotcom Yep. Yer best buds with the USA right? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776570004078821378

@JulianHearn I’m a fan, but others will come and see nothing but defensiveness, and I don’t think that’s a good look. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776482639956078592

@JulianHearn Twitter tip: Don’t fill your feed with a debating about whether your product is or is not crap 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/776482456451022848