@mor10 @Rarst hooks and filters. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753326752668135424

@Rarst You outdid me. I got 21900. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/753136582715117568

@konstruktors In that case, they’d only need teeny tiny brakes. So I was quite wrong 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752799868540841985

@konstruktors Oh wow. I see now. I thought that 1000 HP figure was from the brakes, not regenerative braking. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752799697895587841

@konstruktors I didn’t think you would get much stopping power with that. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752789984864796673

@ryanhellyer @konstruktors Or at least some serious brake cooling. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752788041324957700

@konstruktors I’m guessing those trucks require huge brakes, since engine braking presumably wouldn’t be as powerful. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752787971015897088

@MacsandMoreDH I can travel a bit. I’m not necessarily needing to take the shortest route. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752778785896927232

@MacsandMoreDH “the lake” … which one? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752778681119023108

@MacsandMoreDH I’m hoping to see nice scenery enroute if possible. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752777028299022336

@MacsandMoreDH Somewhat flexible. I’m travelling from near München to near Freiburg and wanted to stop somewhere in Switzerland for a night. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752776900783828992

If you were on a road trip through the north of Switzerland for a day, where would you recommend stopping to stay? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752679615206940672

Pokemon Go is teaching me a lot about my neighbourhood, unfortunately most of it is not very pleasant :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752637211271716865

RT @CatchEmAlI: Times they are a changin https://t.co/HaWMveWIvq … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752524092796993536

@Kathy_Darling I’m thinking stir fried Charmander with a little ginger, soy sauce and served on a nice dish of basmati rice may go well. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752521395662389248

@Kathy_Darling Deep fried is best? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752520594973925376

RT @NinjaEconomics: The Pokemon Go effect: two-day rally adds $7.1 billion to Nintendo’s market value https://t.co/rUs44pTTp4 https://t.co/rHfQGxD7Ra … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752506584186642432

@meyerweb I usually give them a six figure price. No one has agreed yet 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752503753866174466

@BoweFrankema @CoenJacobs https://t.co/FupeVmD5sT … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752503280211730433

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema I’m concerned that you are not taking Pokemon seriously enough. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752501464988315648

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema Whew! So my egg is safe for the time being. My new Pokemon life is stressful. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752500171032911872

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema Erm, I’m meant to be working right now. What happens if I just leave it there for the afternoon? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752499513437421568

@ryanhellyer @CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema I just found a pokemon egg. I can’t wait for it to hatch. #excitingtimes #PokemonGO … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752499229671710720

@CoenJacobs @BoweFrankema Pokemon are serious business! We all saw this coming but you I think. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752499077376569344

I just caught something called a Charmander in my backyard. I don’t know what it is, or what I’m supposed to do with it. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752496940424781824

@Rarst @jennybeaumont McDonalds, literally the breakfast/lunch and dinner of champions 😉 … https://t.co/Ntmz21XgXj … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752454549877714944

@Rarst @jennybeaumont Maybe it depends on what you are measuring. Income vs number of restaurants, vs number of customers, sales etc. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752454145899163649

@jennybeaumont @Rarst Damnit! Now I’m hungry and the closes McD’s is ages away from here :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453920274915328

@jennybeaumont @Rarst Or perhaps ice cream for breakfast, McDonalds for lunch and chocolate for dinner. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453843242418177

@jennybeaumont @Rarst McDonalds is amazing. I’d eat it for every meal if I didn’t think it would kill me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453766809542656

@jennybeaumont @Rarst I was wrong. Apparently McDonalds is #1 https://t.co/DGuYzJK324 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752453681166086144

RT @caffeine_addict: New Zealand Police have warned Pokemon Go players against “going onto private property in search of a cartoon character.” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752446155578048512

@jan_dembowsk Dude. Really? This is 2016! We all buy our fax machines online like normal people … https://t.co/7liZLgLSJy … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752444243516465152

RT @randileeharper: that’ll teach you to create a game meant to get grownup nerds walking around. they will hack that shit so they can be lazy. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752443593227460608

@jennybeaumont @Rarst McDonalds is the second most popular restaurant chain in the world 😉 And I believe it is #1 in France 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752443054947172352

@Kathy_Darling Ohhh, sorry I misunderstood. Erm. I doubt I’ve ever tested that then :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752244106420690944

@five15design hahaha, I love how we can get improved service just by ranting about companies on Twitter 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752236704661180416

@DeFries @mbootsman @ryancduff @andrea_r My snaps are basically me going “how the hell does this work?” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752236108033978374

@andrea_r Maybe it IS just because I’m too old then :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231522166595584

@andrea_r I seem destined to understand neither Pokemon or Snapchat. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231322232422400

@andrea_r I think this cultural revolution has bypassed me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231249687773185

@andrea_r All I know is that there was a TV series, and there’s some big yellow thing called Pikachu. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752231036948320256

@andrea_r That explains some of the weird posts I was reading then. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230834049060864

@andrea_r I would have said I’m too old, but lots of the people discussing it are older than I am. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230593849618432

@Kathy_Darling I do. I don’t think I did anything special though. does wp_mail() work at all on your server? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230460869214208

@andrea_r I thought Pokemon was a TV series. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752230257617350656

Why have my social network feeds become clogged up with stuff about Pokemon lately? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752229809980309505

@Kathy_Darling I was having trouble with the code too. I wanted to strip out some of the plugins features, but couldn’t figure out how. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752210205430190080

@Kathy_Darling Thanks for your input. I’ve been playing with it today. I find it’s UI confusing, but it seems to do what it says it does. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752188649027010560

@glueckpress Ah I see, that makes some sense. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752108513904689152

@glueckpress What does @wp_rocket do that is specific to Beaver Builder? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752102131348439040

@ramonfincken Yes, it seems to. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/752101347550437376

@angiemeeker I had never experienced that. It felt odd. But I did get totally kick arse service. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949453574176768

@angiemeeker … but I never got anywhere with that. Then someone pointed out they were fishing for tips :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949369998532608

@angiemeeker I couldn’t understand why waitresses kept hitting on me in bars … … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949312075132928

@angiemeeker Tipping results in some weird interactions with waiting staff. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751949160685985792

@angiemeeker I had never tipped in my life until going to North America. It’d feel 100% normal to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751948564213927936

@tannermoushey Thanks. That’s good to know 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751935825454170112

Dear Facebook. This puts me at serious of risk of making a spammer an admin of a Facebook group 😉 https://t.co/cr6xd10ZnL … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751934276401242112

@ryancduff Thanks. I Google’d “Chris Lema Beaver Builder” and fished out @chrislema ‘s blog post just now 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751929135451242496

@bpmore Would you consider it usable for a serious site? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751924934620971013

Who out there has an opinion on the Beaver Builder plugin for WordPress? Good? Bad? Indifferent? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751923605005631488

Am I the only idiot who didn’t realise this? https://t.co/VMi9onTZyd … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/751454510837592065

@Uber_NZ @five15design No. I’ll just continue taking Uber’s like I normally do 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750590303678128128

@five15design @Uber_NZ But I don’t know how you could self-regulate a prison. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750430038785454080

@morganestes That does make a litle more sense though, since you referred to making poetry which is more easily understood. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750422016558239745

@morganestes I don’t think I’m sophisticated enough for that :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750421870017703936

@andreasnrb I only learned they are a poem this evening. I thought they were some style of describing things with minimal words until now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750415726754791424

@andreasnrb But why do people seem more interested in haiku instead of normal poems? And why do they add them to stuff online, like events. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750415604708966400

@five15design @Uber_NZ Nothing like a self-regulating system that would weed out problematic drivers too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750414412587077636

@five15design @Uber_NZ Perhaps there should be no regulatory rules. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750413891851747328

Does anyone know what the purpose of a haiku is? I’m trying to work this out, but I’m failing to grok their purpose. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/750413772137922560

Sweet little WordPress plugin for simplifying the visual editor … https://t.co/cfJ9BN3bw2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749637350553116672

Money making scheme: When dev says “it’ll only take X hrs”, I bet them it’ll take 2x as long. Looks like free dinner for me tonight 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749302192872558593

@KavaEurope I need you to cancel my recent order please. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749239260327374849

@MBrundleF1 you just suggested @danielricciardo drinks rum whilst driving 😉 I’m not sure that’s such a good idea 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749225307140489216

@Kathy_Darling They overnight made piracy more convenient than paying for their content :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749092715741130752

@Kathy_Darling But the rights holders seriously need to have their head read, as I think this will cost them dearly in the long run. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749092606227787776

@Kathy_Darling To be fair, I don’t think it is @netflix’s preferred approach. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749092484001570816

@Kathy_Darling My internet connection is permanently running through a VPN, and I wasn’t about to disable it just to watch Netflix. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749092127942979586

@Kathy_Darling I hadn’t used torrents for many years, but switched back to them once Netflix and others started blocking the popular VPN’s. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749091844001177600

Has anyone tried this Netflix proxy for avoiding geo-block restrictions? https://t.co/qcNDIgP3OJ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/749083351026466816

Kiwi road signs … https://t.co/4RzBi9O1ke … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748823595661402112

Interesting analysis of Brexit by former NZ prime minister Geoffrey Palmer … https://t.co/XqzagY7AtZ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748559264977911808

@KevinMuldoon Oh, you mean WAY in the background? I’m guessing it’s one of those strange Jew hat things. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748506372795473924

@KevinMuldoon She had blow dried her hair just before I took the picture. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748506176032210944

@fictionedge The vegetables on the plate. Chocolate is after all, derived from vegetables. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748501935771254784

Healthy lunch 🙂 https://t.co/rS9hXWvdms … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748490595228917760

Many walkways around Berlni are made with recycled plastic https://t.co/jbpfzICLs1. Very cool, as they shouldn’t rot like wooden ones. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/748277986546286592

Brisetal hike – https://t.co/WdrEZO5lo0 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/747480569819308032

@GaryJ Australia has very strict J-walking laws. You need to be careful there. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/747187298148716544

@GaryJ AFAIK it’s just a cultural thing rather than them being strict. The same applies in Germany too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/747186662720012288

@WooCommerce Is there any way to acquire one of those glass drink bottles? Do you have a swag store perhaps? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/747176025004572672

If there were an award for best swag at #WCEU, I think @WooCommerce would win, with their sweet looking T-shirts and awesome drink bottles. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/747175494819381248

@sarahpressler I suspect they blocked your current session, which would be in your regular browser, but not the private one. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/746038467050749953

@sarahpressler Perhaps it’s just a cookie bug of somes ort. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/746037599081488384

@sarahpressler disturbing … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/746032582085730305

@sarahpressler If you don’t already, I suggest turning on multifactor authentication on your Twitter account. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/746031780667482112

@sarahpressler How did the troll hijack your account? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/746031077664362496