@five15design Very strange behaviour. I was told I would understand it when I got older. So far this has not happened. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726396909192105984
@five15design Egads, they still do that there? I thought they’d have found something more fun to do by now.
@five15design Egads, they still do that there? I thought they’d have found something more fun to do by now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726378712694947840
@BoweFrankema And yes, Memcached/Redis still makes sense with PHP7 + Nginx. Each bit will make it run a little faster.
@BoweFrankema And yes, Memcached/Redis still makes sense with PHP7 + Nginx. Each bit will make it run a little faster. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726351099997900800
@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Then do a big ugly static page cache for all the logged out members.
@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Then do a big ugly static page cache for all the logged out members. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726350933232390144
@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Caching page chunks is a good idea. Transient cache all the things, headers, menus,widgets
@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Caching page chunks is a good idea. Transient cache all the things, headers, menus,widgets … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726350813145239552
@joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb BuddyPress is problematic due to so many logged in members. Object caching is crucial in that situation
@joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb BuddyPress is problematic due to so many logged in members. Object caching is crucial in that situation … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726350648732733440
Congratulations to Britain, which was discovered by the first explorers on this day in 1806 … https://t.co/gDrM1UNKQp
Congratulations to Britain, which was discovered by the first explorers on this day in 1806 … https://t.co/gDrM1UNKQp … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/725257971714932736
RT @dimensionmedia: Nice look at how @webdevstudios built their recent Skype Media website w/ WordPress: https://t.co/dn3JJUwX1C https://t.co/vJ4mqKeyd2
RT @dimensionmedia: Nice look at how @webdevstudios built their recent Skype Media website w/ WordPress: https://t.co/dn3JJUwX1C https://t.co/vJ4mqKeyd2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/724994915986464768
@scottbasgaard Thanks for remind me about Better Call Saul. I forgot that new episodes were out now :)
@scottbasgaard Thanks for remind me about Better Call Saul. I forgot that new episodes were out now 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723627366614982656
Cat purr generator. https://t.co/eu7W9MuXba
Cat purr generator. https://t.co/eu7W9MuXba … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723609895631765504
@scottbasgaard I leave on Sunday
@scottbasgaard I leave on Sunday … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723271399708745728
@scottbasgaard Some day I will make down your way :) I’m just here for a fleeting visit this time.
@scottbasgaard Some day I will make down your way 🙂 I’m just here for a fleeting visit this time. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723251408162721792
@scottbasgaard Yep just landed in Oslo :)
@scottbasgaard Yep, just landed in Oslo 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723251075181088768
15 Mbps download speed whilst flying on board @Fly_Norwegian. Not too shabby :)
15 Mbps download speed whilst flying on board @Fly_Norwegian. Not too shabby 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723222730557022208
Enjoy some extra penis in your day: https://t.co/eT6JCWhCxj
Enjoy some extra penis in your day: https://t.co/eT6JCWhCxj … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723157763413696512
@LizTriceratops Welcome to Twitter :)
@LizTriceratops Welcome to Twitter 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723084919715454976
Schmachtenhagen to Borgsdorf hike – https://t.co/pdgCJzWHHG
Schmachtenhagen to Borgsdorf hike – https://t.co/pdgCJzWHHG … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/722903366997712898
@Greeblehaus Thanks. I’ll pass on your details :)
@Greeblehaus Thanks. I’ll pass on your details 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/722331461102211072
I know someone looking for a developer with SEO and affiliate marketing experience. If you are interested, please let me know.
I know someone looking for a developer with SEO and affiliate marketing experience. If you are interested, please let me know. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/722157200152608768
Interesting place to put a warning. https://t.co/N1aMWT2kKX
Interesting place to put a warning. https://t.co/N1aMWT2kKX … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721809980307980289
Thanks to Hermann Schulz cafe in Berlin for finding my small bag with €400 worth of my stuff in it :) https://t.co/8ZHuZA5Xju
Thanks to Hermann Schulz cafe in Berlin for finding my small bag with €400 worth of my stuff in it 🙂 https://t.co/8ZHuZA5Xju … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721685746839658496
Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721136353484894208
@tommcfarlin The one this evening was asking if married men are allowed to have Facebook friends of the opposite sex. He seemed serious.
@tommcfarlin The one this evening was asking if married men are allowed to have Facebook friends of the opposite sex. He seemed serious. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721081141386731520
@tommcfarlin :P
@tommcfarlin 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721080619120336897
Holy crap, there sure are some weirdos on Facebook.
Holy crap, there sure are some weirdos on Facebook. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721080223324905472
@rezzz But it seems that Snapchat just has crappy reporting of network issues.
@rezzz But it seems that Snapchat just has crappy reporting of network issues. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721007004635017216
@rezzz No problem. It’ll hopefully change itself once I switch connections. I just thought I was doing something silly.
@rezzz No problem. It’ll hopefully change itself once I switch connections. I just thought I was doing something silly. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721006917527715841
@rezzz I logged out, but it won’t log back in. It says my network has been blocked due to suspicious activity.
@rezzz I logged out, but it won’t log back in. It says my network has been blocked due to suspicious activity. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721006582407000064
@rezzz https://t.co/jFRhNbZfWg
@rezzz https://t.co/jFRhNbZfWg … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721005624037924865
@rezzz Crap. Looks like I can’t anyone now :/ No idea why.
@rezzz Crap. Looks like I can’t anyone now :/ No idea why. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721005164035969024
@rezzz I’ve added other people int he past. I’ll see if I can find someone else to add now.
@rezzz I’ve added other people int he past. I’ll see if I can find someone else to add now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721004907030003713
@rezzz I still get “Forbidden”
@rezzz I still get “Forbidden” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721004758346113024
@rezzz I figured out what a snap code is now, but that says “Forbidden” too.
@rezzz I figured out what a snap code is now, but that says “Forbidden” too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721003649116282880
@rezzz I feel like one of those old people who posts on irrelevant Facebook posts, asking about the weather.
@rezzz I feel like one of those old people who posts on irrelevant Facebook posts, asking about the weather. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721002578801205249
@rezzz username. I’m not even sure what a snap code is. I’m a Snapchat idiot. I’m still trying to figure out how this darned platform works.
@rezzz username. I’m not even sure what a snap code is. I’m a Snapchat idiot. I’m still trying to figure out how this darned platform works. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721002474824470528
@jesephm Feedly, but I’d like something which worked offline on my phone like Google Reader did.
@jesephm Feedly, but I’d like something which worked offline on my phone like Google Reader did. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721000736490975232
@rezzz I tried following you on Snapchat, but it just keeps saying “forbidden” :/
@rezzz I tried following you on Snapchat, but it just keeps saying “forbidden” :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721000277680263168
@jesephm I figure the gods invented feed readers for a reason :P
@jesephm I figure the gods invented feed readers for a reason 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720999632491384833
@jesephm I don’t understand the point of newsletters. They seem very backward to me.
@jesephm I don’t understand the point of newsletters. They seem very backward to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720998869702746112
WARNING: Don’t eat five protein bars all at once, no matter how yummy they taste. My stomach is now paying the price :P
WARNING: Don’t eat five protein bars all at once, no matter how yummy they taste. My stomach is now paying the price 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720625939302977536
@BoweFrankema Chrome Extensions are great. I’ve made a few lately, to fix various problems I’ve needed to address on other peoples websites.
@BoweFrankema Chrome Extensions are great. I’ve made a few lately, to fix various problems I’ve needed to address on other peoples websites. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720588568381505536
@sillygrampyThe widget itself was just test code. The problem was only JS related in the backend.
@sillygrampyThe widget itself was just test code. The problem was only JS related in the backend. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720328650478993408
@sillygrampy The problem was specifically to do with the icon picker. It was a JS problem, but @Kathy_Darling and @peterrknight helped.
@sillygrampy The problem was specifically to do with the icon picker. It was a JS problem, but @Kathy_Darling and @peterrknight helped. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720328542052081664
@sillygrampy Yes
@sillygrampy Yes … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720275422668288000
RT @dhh: “Javascript dev is overwhelming and confusing because everyone is over-engineering their apps by default”, https://t.co/dluPLKTP79
RT @dhh: “Javascript dev is overwhelming and confusing because everyone is over-engineering their apps by default”, https://t.co/dluPLKTP79 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720220276882042880
@Kathy_Darling @peterrknight Saving is the easy bit for me. I intentionally removed that to simplify the code.
@Kathy_Darling @peterrknight Saving is the easy bit for me. I intentionally removed that to simplify the code. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720216495620534272
@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling Next task … figuring out how to do this myself next time.
@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling Next task … figuring out how to do this myself next time. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720209325956931584
@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling AWESOME!!! Thank you so much! This has been driving me insane.
@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling AWESOME!!! Thank you so much! This has been driving me insane. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720209260672626688
@peterrknight Do you have any idea how to get it working? @Kathy_Darling thinks there might be another problem too.
@peterrknight Do you have any idea how to get it working? @Kathy_Darling thinks there might be another problem too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720200561522536448
@peterrknight I tried it, but it doesn’t seem to work.
@peterrknight I tried it, but it doesn’t seem to work. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720191451288715264
@Kathy_Darling I love the simplicity of your website BTW https://t.co/NLS81DDdrF
@Kathy_Darling I love the simplicity of your website BTW https://t.co/NLS81DDdrF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720187798087712768
@Kathy_Darling I intentionally removed the update method to simplify the problem. It’s just the picker itself which is causing me grief.
@Kathy_Darling I intentionally removed the update method to simplify the problem. It’s just the picker itself which is causing me grief. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720187255579664386
@peterrknight I get the concept, but have no idea how to deal with that in a practical sense JS wise.
@peterrknight I get the concept, but have no idea how to deal with that in a practical sense JS wise. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720186710206902273
@Kathy_Darling Is this what you mean? Doing that didn’t seem to fix the save problem. https://t.co/oA9I08qLQI
@Kathy_Darling Is this what you mean? Doing that didn’t seem to fix the save problem. https://t.co/oA9I08qLQI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720186501406044160
@Kathy_Darling Did you mean to replace the first one with the second one? I tried that, but it stopped the picker working at all.
@Kathy_Darling Did you mean to replace the first one with the second one? I tried that, but it stopped the picker working at all. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720184970342449153
@Kathy_Darling Thank you! But what do I do with that code?
@Kathy_Darling Thank you! But what do I do with that code? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720184898611462144
I’m stuck! Any chance a widget guru out there can help me work this out? https://t.co/bZsWkJxmKF
I’m stuck! Any chance a widget guru out there can help me work this out? https://t.co/bZsWkJxmKF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720175391969787905
@YouTooCanBeGuru Yeah, I was just hoping to balance out my sodium a bit with some popcorn though.
@YouTooCanBeGuru Yeah, I was just hoping to balance out my sodium a bit with some popcorn though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720037702045929473
Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn – https://t.co/B2Rwl3iyhv
Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn – https://t.co/B2Rwl3iyhv … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720028371913207808
Is potassium chloride seasoned popcorn a good idea? https://t.co/13gvJriTwe
Is potassium chloride seasoned popcorn a good idea? https://t.co/13gvJriTwe … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720002941416038400
My food experiment for the evening: Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn. This tastes AWFUL! I’m going to throw all the popcorn out now.
My food experiment for the evening: Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn. This tastes AWFUL! I’m going to throw all the popcorn out now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719994226172407809
@RevolutApp I got back in my rebooting, but now have other problems. I will chat to support now that I’m logged back in though.
@RevolutApp I got back in my rebooting, but now have other problems. I will chat to support now that I’m logged back in though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719965142709104640
@RevolutApp This is quite a problem, as I need to buy stuff with the card :/
@RevolutApp This is quite a problem, as I need to buy stuff with the card :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719963789945409538
@RevolutApp Your app has a bug ;) It is demanding personal details, but it won’t accept them. I can’t access support because of the bug ;)
@RevolutApp Your app has a bug 😉 It is demanding personal details, but it won’t accept them. I can’t access support because of the bug 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719963581639331840
Berliner Dom – https://t.co/II7OfbnD0N
Berliner Dom – https://t.co/II7OfbnD0N … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718914889880875008
RT @jeremyfelt: HTTPS Everywhere: Encryption for All https://t.co/4ucoQCzjDj Sites https://t.co/OBSCJJilad ???
RT @jeremyfelt: HTTPS Everywhere: Encryption for All https://t.co/4ucoQCzjDj Sites https://t.co/OBSCJJilad ??? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718487991795195904
@Ipstenu Ah, I see. I’ll tell my friend to contact you if she is interested.
@Ipstenu Ah, I see. I’ll tell my friend to contact you if she is interested. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471769661837312
@Ipstenu I think I’m following her on Twitter, but I can’t remember the handle.
@Ipstenu I think I’m following her on Twitter, but I can’t remember the handle. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471469416714240
@Ipstenu Whatever they wrote would just get translated in either direction.
@Ipstenu Whatever they wrote would just get translated in either direction. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471370951233537
@Ipstenu “Some German” is not required. They just need to have excellent German or English skillz.
@Ipstenu “Some German” is not required. They just need to have excellent German or English skillz. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471245382172672
Any copy writers out there looking for work? I know someone looking. Writing would be in either English or German.
Any copy writers out there looking for work? I know someone looking. Writing would be in either English or German. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718470861607538688
Bahhaha, PornHub … https://t.co/whZeWvzBET (don’t ask why I was visiting this during the middle of the day)
Bahhaha, PornHub … https://t.co/whZeWvzBET (don’t ask why I was visiting this during the middle of the day) … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715862554950631424
@JohnONolan I have never been back to the USA since this time. I’m actively avoiding ever returning again.
@JohnONolan I have never been back to the USA since this time. I’m actively avoiding ever returning again. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715839404552634368
@JohnONolan They fined me for not handing in the little green ticket in my passport on leaving. Then accused me of being an illegal alien.
@JohnONolan They fined me for not handing in the little green ticket in my passport on leaving. Then accused me of being an illegal alien. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715838899961073665