@Ipstenu Whatever they wrote would just get translated in either direction. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471370951233537

@Ipstenu “Some German” is not required. They just need to have excellent German or English skillz. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471245382172672

Any copy writers out there looking for work? I know someone looking. Writing would be in either English or German. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718470861607538688

Bahhaha, PornHub … https://t.co/whZeWvzBET (don’t ask why I was visiting this during the middle of the day) … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715862554950631424

@JohnONolan I have never been back to the USA since this time. I’m actively avoiding ever returning again. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715839404552634368

@JohnONolan They fined me for not handing in the little green ticket in my passport on leaving. Then accused me of being an illegal alien. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715838899961073665

@Ipstenu What if a URL is at the end of a sentence? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715653371412217856

That glorious moment when you realise the disturbing lump on your belly is not an abnormal growth, but an ab under the surface 😀 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715605119019180032

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan The Israeli’s were by far the most polite about it, and also the most thorough. They even disassembled my camera. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715539221474320384

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan Then I got stopped at every security control for the next five years, except for NZ (I’m a Kiwi) who didn’t care. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715539055543459840

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan I got threatened with legal action on the US border. It wasn’t my fault IMO. They let me in after a US$75 fine. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538855538122752

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan Just be ready to empty your carry on rapidly and let them bomb swab each item. Smile lots and it’s no problem 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538683512930305

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan The only place where I got delayed massively was Israel. They were very polite about it though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538525412786176

@JohnONolan I didn’t. You just get removed from the not-so-secret list after five years. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538440109088769

@JohnONolan They seemed confused as to how I knew I was going to be “randomly checked” 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134923712176128

@JohnONolan Eventually, I just started emptying my bags ready for swab testing and analysis before they asked. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134901016793088

@JohnONolan Annoyingly, every border control said it was “a random check”. The only country which admitted it wasn’t random was Israel. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134723530616832

@JohnONolan The USA put me on some sort of international watch list in 2005. That was highly annoying for the next five years. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134574741815297

Cola and raspberry for breakfast. Not my smartest moment, but damn it tastes good! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715074496814845952

@pippinsplugins @norcross They didn’t think of just making mixed gender toilets instead? Seems like a simple solution to a non-problem. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/714123268744167424

Hiking trip from Berlin to Potsdam – https://t.co/MtMPrJVfZ7 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713836829754187776

@Rarst I do agree though. Hamburgers are better kept for itty bitty screens usually. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713374790522966016

@Rarst Ah. My original question was more relating to the coding side of it. I’m trying to work out best practices for how to implement them. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713374605268946948

@ronalfy Thanks. It looks like Slicknav uses jQuery though, which will rule out for many purposes. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713374427359092740

@Rarst Was your comment about Bootstrap a sign that you think they handle it correctly? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713374244458143745

@davecoveney @Rarst Hamburger when you have space for a regular menu, always seems out of place to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713373883705991168

Apparently I’m at risk of being arrested today if I dance outside .. https://t.co/jm4mO3yzi0 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713373480885071872

@tkraftner No I hadn’t. Thanks for sharing it 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/712732480466501633

What do you feel is the optimum way to build a hamburger menu? And do you have any examples of best practices? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/712614367855001601

@Eomera1 no, unfortunately not … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/710914328271130624

@LoloFreitas No, that’s fine. Was just checking if you still needed it. Keep it until it’s warm 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/710571121389735937

@Eomera1 Will you be at co up tomorrow? Alma, a friend of Nina and mine needs to shorten her chain and wondering if you’d be able to help? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/710570111325884416

@Eomera1 app … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709288223797813248

@LoloFreitas Hello 🙂 Do you still need my heater? I’d Facebook message you, but your account doesn’t seem to exist anymore. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709102160680771586

@rudydotca If I were going to travel for 180 mins a day, I’d at least expect it to be on a train, so that I can just enjoy the trip. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709053025449594880

@rudydotca Anyone who wants to commute for 180 mins every day is clearly nuts already. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709042935447289856

@rudydotca They seem to fail to realise that we’d be a lot more annoying if we were all in cars. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709034972229795842

RT @rudydotca: Cyclists!! #BikeTO https://t.co/F0R1xW3WBV … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709034794911473664

@brucel Indian food is much better than Norwegian food 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709029835276947456

Anyone out there looking for native Android development work? If so, lemme know and I’ll put you in touch with someone. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/709024036165124096

@tedlieu @ahockley Some transparency is significantly better than the previous lies at least. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708350707074789376

@Eomera1 Of course, just ask me if you get stuck on anything 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708350069926404096

@Eomera1 Will you be at Coding Amigo’s this evening? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708349908458283008

@Eomera1 I learned the raw basics from this site originally .. https://t.co/g4j6GE0whr … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708349868922839040

@Eomera1 No sorry. I think just trying to build something is the best start. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708349716312907776

@davecoveney That may be useful. Thanks for sharing 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708315960416071684

@topher1kenobe I don’t have any data source at all. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708315909933424640

@josecontic @defries That looks quite promising. Thanks 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708315874915180544

I need to make a weather widget which looks like this https://t.co/IeRci0zuvk. Any ideas on how to do go about doing that? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708308347083161600

@volkerloetterle Thanks. I’ll take a listen later when I have time. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708308119269597184

Hmmm, CryptoCat is no longer available. Any suggestions for an alternative? https://t.co/I1kyHgiqGs … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/708047981581307904

@ronalfy This seems appropriate …. https://t.co/c7lcWIuQiR … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/707981066146082816

@ronalfy You should come get one too 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/707980871425511424

w00t! Ze Germans are letting me stay 🙂 https://t.co/34AK7hPfFL … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/707979159134466048

@patchett_david Welcome to Twitter 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/707218179588792321

I just found out that Amazon uses PHP. I found this out, because an email tlhey sent me had PHP deprecated notices in it. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/706944180073926661

@ZenMate Are you guys able to offer a dedicated IP address? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/706563931364577281

Looking for advice about Amsterdam? Check out the new Facebook group Free Advice Amsterdam launched by @emasegal 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705855946367565824

New automated XML export plugin for WordPress https://t.co/u0COWquwX5. Useful for multisite instances. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705446958161330176

@konstruktors If you come to visit, I will provide the cinnamon for you to do it yourself 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705424066417725441

@andrea_r I am making protein bars actually 🙂 500 g should last me about a decade. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705423713072762880

I think I have an addiction to bulk buying. I just had 500 g of cinammon delivered. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705369605901053954

@Mamaduka A notice just turned up when I tried to log into Google Inbox asking me if I wanted to log into my other account. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705353795514011649

@CJLaing But are you using it with a Google Apps account? I don’t think that’s been available for six months. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705353666950262784

W00t! I just discovered that Google Inbox now works for apps accounts 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/705326521624498176

@grapplerulrich ing @swissspidy Ahhh, “embedded post”. I was thinking of embedded code rather than an embedded post. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/704955595414183936

@grapplerulrich @swissspidy What is an embedded post-type? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/704954015273119745

RT @ngaireackerley: Nice little plug for @ryanhellyer plugin called Spam Destroyer from WordPress Auckland. Good stuff mate! @akwpmeetup … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/704587468067233792

*PUNCHES* the air in celebration of solving a stupidly simple problem 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/704330080714153984

@film_girl I couldn’t bring myself to watch any of it yet. It felt too cringe worthy from the trailer I saw. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/703579172120236032

I bought a Mobius C2 action camera 🙂 https://t.co/yjqks66Gah … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/702953553162272768

@Loewedown I don’t follow sorry. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/702043088601141248

Can mobile phones boil your balls? https://t.co/UnawWgG47d https://t.co/2b0Ss7xPm4 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/701912643389489152

Stretching whilst hiking – https://t.co/G94RO3nz5r … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/701753443053125632

@NobleF1 @Jason_A_Swales @HaasF1Team @motorsport Haas is the most interesting of all the new entries in recent years IMO. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/701420092530286592

@HaasF1Team The car looks awesome. I can’t wait to see it on track 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/701419661993369604

lol, watched YouTube review of Zevia cola. Popped up on Amazon to find the price. €334 for a 12 pack!!! Yikes! https://t.co/lT6mUcE7YC … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/701063566825230336

Do any of you smart folk have suggestions on how to rainproof a Mobius camera? cc/ @konstruktors … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/701000903583731713

I’m officially jealous of the #WCNO folk today. I couldn’t go, coz ze German’s wont let me leave until my visa is processed :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/700999881658335232

@Spacekatgal Fanboys on both sides are annoying. I’m seeing a lot of anti-Android comments from Apple nutbars today too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699966607423102976

Abseiling in Jordan – https://t.co/kzE39WvL3M … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699739481235185664

Abseiling in Jordan … https://t.co/jIV87tXAzC … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699723200528306176

@2ndKauBoy I don’t really care much, I mostly just found it amusing that someone would bother doing that. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699654393675780096

@2ndKauBoy Yeah, it’s here https://t.co/M8aL0bn1dj … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699654309550682113

@Ipstenu Does that sort of thing happen often? I’ve seen closely related plugins, but not sure I’ve seen direct rips like that before. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699639969875410944

@Rarst Plugin must have been deleted after I posted the link. Here’s a snapshot I took of it … https://t.co/Xv6sagEBWq … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699639354566840320

@DannyvanKooten Looks like they deleted it already. Here’s a snapshot I took of it … https://t.co/Xv6sagEBWq … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699638567132332032

That previous link I posted seems to have been deleted. Here’s a backup … https://t.co/Xv6sagEBWq … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699638507334201344

An excellent example of how to become a WordPress plugin developer in less than five minutes … https://t.co/OaJZoH2ij2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699636665623711744

@aral Your screenshot does at least indicate that they upgraded to HTML5 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699595637818580992

@aral I clicked your link to @metro_bank, but all I get is this … https://t.co/EGErx6Uqh0 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699595436445802496

@Tarendai I could restore it quickly, but that doesn’t make me panic any less. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699207708411617280

@Tarendai Web … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699207600773165056

@CJLaing Some items need to never be deleted. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699184910930726912

Lucky I don’t have a heart condition, or I’d be in hospital now. One false click and I deleted something I really wasn’t mean to delete. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/699181831346905088

@turtlepod @theTunnelBear I’m already using https://t.co/03d8SW51QQ. They’ve blocked that, plus my home connection. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/698930908968173569

@turtlepod This will bite them in the butt eventually, but it’ll be too late by then. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/698854022401388544

@turtlepod I thought they’d finally provided me with a viable way to stop breaking the law, then BAM, they just send me straight back. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/698853965811859456

I’m starting to think the world wants me to pirate stuff due to geo-blocking. First YouTube (Red), and now Netflix. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/698838551924965376