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Dang that’s an enormous crash in F3 … https://t.co/5aTZGGSDbQ

Dang that’s an enormous crash in F3 … https://t.co/5aTZGGSDbQ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/734125064438853634

Posted on May 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@randileeharper Oh cool! So am I :)

@randileeharper Oh cool! So am I 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/733222292113743872

Posted on May 19, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@randileeharper You should come to Germany some time then :)

@randileeharper You should come to Germany some time then 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/733222193371418624

Posted on May 19, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Is there any chance any of my wonderful followers work on the groups functionality at Facebook?

Is there any chance any of my wonderful followers work on the groups functionality at Facebook? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/732967273649045507

Posted on May 18, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

WordPress tip of the day: Use template_include for dynamic templates, not template_redirect https://t.co/rfUxLLWbYj via @markjaquith

WordPress tip of the day: Use template_include for dynamic templates, not template_redirect https://t.co/rfUxLLWbYj via @markjaquith … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/732957869746860032

Posted on May 18, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@zachdigital Thanks. I’ve forwarded your website to my friend who was looking for a copywriter (I’m not sure if she’s still looking or not).

@zachdigital Thanks. I’ve forwarded your website to my friend who was looking for a copywriter (I’m not sure if she’s still looking or not). … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/732947664237678592

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Spargell in Beelitz – https://t.co/OEM4t6i5uT

Spargell in Beelitz – https://t.co/OEM4t6i5uT … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/731637642849337344

Posted on May 15, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@rmccue A purely WordPress app would be nice, but it seems no one is interested in making such a thing :/

@rmccue A purely WordPress app would be nice, but it seems no one is interested in making such a thing :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/728220178249601024

Posted on May 5, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

WordPress tip for the day: Turn unneeded stuff in queries off. The @10up best practices explain this well … https://t.co/worfnjthDp

WordPress tip for the day: Turn unneeded stuff in queries off. The @10up best practices explain this well … https://t.co/worfnjthDp … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/728219693455159296

Posted on May 5, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Camera nerds, I’m looking for advice :) https://t.co/XNdCHERG4g

Camera nerds, I’m looking for advice 🙂 https://t.co/XNdCHERG4g … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/727899873719234560

Posted on May 4, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Co-working at Hermann Schulz – https://t.co/URVZNtSPH2

Co-working at Hermann Schulz – https://t.co/URVZNtSPH2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726567750898950144

Posted on May 1, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@five15design Very strange behaviour. I was told I would understand it when I got older. So far this has not happened.

@five15design Very strange behaviour. I was told I would understand it when I got older. So far this has not happened. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726396909192105984

Posted on April 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@five15design Egads, they still do that there? I thought they’d have found something more fun to do by now.

@five15design Egads, they still do that there? I thought they’d have found something more fun to do by now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726378712694947840

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@BoweFrankema And yes, Memcached/Redis still makes sense with PHP7 + Nginx. Each bit will make it run a little faster.

@BoweFrankema And yes, Memcached/Redis still makes sense with PHP7 + Nginx. Each bit will make it run a little faster. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726351099997900800

Posted on April 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Then do a big ugly static page cache for all the logged out members.

@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Then do a big ugly static page cache for all the logged out members. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726350933232390144

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@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Caching page chunks is a good idea. Transient cache all the things, headers, menus,widgets

@ryanhellyer @joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb Caching page chunks is a good idea. Transient cache all the things, headers, menus,widgets … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726350813145239552

Posted on April 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb BuddyPress is problematic due to so many logged in members. Object caching is crucial in that situation

@joe_hoyle @BoweFrankema @andreasnrb BuddyPress is problematic due to so many logged in members. Object caching is crucial in that situation … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/726350648732733440

Posted on April 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Congratulations to Britain, which was discovered by the first explorers on this day in 1806 … https://t.co/gDrM1UNKQp

Congratulations to Britain, which was discovered by the first explorers on this day in 1806 … https://t.co/gDrM1UNKQp … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/725257971714932736

Posted on April 27, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

RT @dimensionmedia: Nice look at how @webdevstudios built their recent Skype Media website w/ WordPress: https://t.co/dn3JJUwX1C https://t.co/vJ4mqKeyd2

RT @dimensionmedia: Nice look at how @webdevstudios built their recent Skype Media website w/ WordPress: https://t.co/dn3JJUwX1C https://t.co/vJ4mqKeyd2 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/724994915986464768

Posted on April 26, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard Thanks for remind me about Better Call Saul. I forgot that new episodes were out now :)

@scottbasgaard Thanks for remind me about Better Call Saul. I forgot that new episodes were out now 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723627366614982656

Posted on April 22, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Cat purr generator. https://t.co/eu7W9MuXba

Cat purr generator. https://t.co/eu7W9MuXba … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723609895631765504

Posted on April 22, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard I leave on Sunday

@scottbasgaard I leave on Sunday … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723271399708745728

Posted on April 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard Some day I will make down your way :) I’m just here for a fleeting visit this time.

@scottbasgaard Some day I will make down your way 🙂 I’m just here for a fleeting visit this time. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723251408162721792

Posted on April 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@scottbasgaard Yep just landed in Oslo :)

@scottbasgaard Yep, just landed in Oslo 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723251075181088768

Posted on April 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

15 Mbps download speed whilst flying on board @Fly_Norwegian. Not too shabby :)

15 Mbps download speed whilst flying on board @Fly_Norwegian. Not too shabby 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723222730557022208

Posted on April 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Enjoy some extra penis in your day: https://t.co/eT6JCWhCxj

Enjoy some extra penis in your day: https://t.co/eT6JCWhCxj … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723157763413696512

Posted on April 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@LizTriceratops Welcome to Twitter :)

@LizTriceratops Welcome to Twitter 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/723084919715454976

Posted on April 21, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Schmachtenhagen to Borgsdorf hike – https://t.co/pdgCJzWHHG

Schmachtenhagen to Borgsdorf hike – https://t.co/pdgCJzWHHG … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/722903366997712898

Posted on April 20, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@Greeblehaus Thanks. I’ll pass on your details :)

@Greeblehaus Thanks. I’ll pass on your details 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/722331461102211072

Posted on April 19, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

I know someone looking for a developer with SEO and affiliate marketing experience. If you are interested, please let me know.

I know someone looking for a developer with SEO and affiliate marketing experience. If you are interested, please let me know. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/722157200152608768

Posted on April 18, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Interesting place to put a warning. https://t.co/N1aMWT2kKX

Interesting place to put a warning. https://t.co/N1aMWT2kKX … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721809980307980289

Posted on April 17, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Thanks to Hermann Schulz cafe in Berlin for finding my small bag with €400 worth of my stuff in it :) https://t.co/8ZHuZA5Xju

Thanks to Hermann Schulz cafe in Berlin for finding my small bag with €400 worth of my stuff in it 🙂 https://t.co/8ZHuZA5Xju … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721685746839658496

Posted on April 17, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721136353484894208

Posted on April 16, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@tommcfarlin The one this evening was asking if married men are allowed to have Facebook friends of the opposite sex. He seemed serious.

@tommcfarlin The one this evening was asking if married men are allowed to have Facebook friends of the opposite sex. He seemed serious. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721081141386731520

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@tommcfarlin :P

@tommcfarlin 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721080619120336897

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Holy crap, there sure are some weirdos on Facebook.

Holy crap, there sure are some weirdos on Facebook. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721080223324905472

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@rezzz But it seems that Snapchat just has crappy reporting of network issues.

@rezzz But it seems that Snapchat just has crappy reporting of network issues. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721007004635017216

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@rezzz I logged out, but it won’t log back in. It says my network has been blocked due to suspicious activity.

@rezzz I logged out, but it won’t log back in. It says my network has been blocked due to suspicious activity. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721006582407000064

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@rezzz No problem. It’ll hopefully change itself once I switch connections. I just thought I was doing something silly.

@rezzz No problem. It’ll hopefully change itself once I switch connections. I just thought I was doing something silly. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721006917527715841

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@rezzz https://t.co/jFRhNbZfWg

@rezzz https://t.co/jFRhNbZfWg … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721005624037924865

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@rezzz Crap. Looks like I can’t anyone now :/ No idea why.

@rezzz Crap. Looks like I can’t anyone now :/ No idea why. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721005164035969024

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@rezzz I still get “Forbidden”

@rezzz I still get “Forbidden” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721004758346113024

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@rezzz I’ve added other people int he past. I’ll see if I can find someone else to add now.

@rezzz I’ve added other people int he past. I’ll see if I can find someone else to add now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721004907030003713

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@rezzz I figured out what a snap code is now, but that says “Forbidden” too.

@rezzz I figured out what a snap code is now, but that says “Forbidden” too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721003649116282880

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@rezzz I feel like one of those old people who posts on irrelevant Facebook posts, asking about the weather.

@rezzz I feel like one of those old people who posts on irrelevant Facebook posts, asking about the weather. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721002578801205249

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@rezzz username. I’m not even sure what a snap code is. I’m a Snapchat idiot. I’m still trying to figure out how this darned platform works.

@rezzz username. I’m not even sure what a snap code is. I’m a Snapchat idiot. I’m still trying to figure out how this darned platform works. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721002474824470528

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@jesephm Feedly, but I’d like something which worked offline on my phone like Google Reader did.

@jesephm Feedly, but I’d like something which worked offline on my phone like Google Reader did. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721000736490975232

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@rezzz I tried following you on Snapchat, but it just keeps saying “forbidden” :/

@rezzz I tried following you on Snapchat, but it just keeps saying “forbidden” :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/721000277680263168

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@jesephm I figure the gods invented feed readers for a reason :P

@jesephm I figure the gods invented feed readers for a reason 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720999632491384833

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@jesephm I don’t understand the point of newsletters. They seem very backward to me.

@jesephm I don’t understand the point of newsletters. They seem very backward to me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720998869702746112

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WARNING: Don’t eat five protein bars all at once, no matter how yummy they taste. My stomach is now paying the price :P

WARNING: Don’t eat five protein bars all at once, no matter how yummy they taste. My stomach is now paying the price 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720625939302977536

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@BoweFrankema Chrome Extensions are great. I’ve made a few lately, to fix various problems I’ve needed to address on other peoples websites.

@BoweFrankema Chrome Extensions are great. I’ve made a few lately, to fix various problems I’ve needed to address on other peoples websites. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720588568381505536

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@sillygrampyThe widget itself was just test code. The problem was only JS related in the backend.

@sillygrampyThe widget itself was just test code. The problem was only JS related in the backend. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720328650478993408

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@sillygrampy The problem was specifically to do with the icon picker. It was a JS problem, but @Kathy_Darling and @peterrknight helped.

@sillygrampy The problem was specifically to do with the icon picker. It was a JS problem, but @Kathy_Darling and @peterrknight helped. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720328542052081664

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@sillygrampy Yes

@sillygrampy Yes … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720275422668288000

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RT @dhh: “Javascript dev is overwhelming and confusing because everyone is over-engineering their apps by default”, https://t.co/dluPLKTP79

RT @dhh: “Javascript dev is overwhelming and confusing because everyone is over-engineering their apps by default”, https://t.co/dluPLKTP79 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720220276882042880

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@Kathy_Darling @peterrknight Saving is the easy bit for me. I intentionally removed that to simplify the code.

@Kathy_Darling @peterrknight Saving is the easy bit for me. I intentionally removed that to simplify the code. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720216495620534272

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@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling Next task … figuring out how to do this myself next time.

@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling Next task … figuring out how to do this myself next time. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720209325956931584

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@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling AWESOME!!! Thank you so much! This has been driving me insane.

@peterrknight @Kathy_Darling AWESOME!!! Thank you so much! This has been driving me insane. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720209260672626688

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@peterrknight Do you have any idea how to get it working? @Kathy_Darling thinks there might be another problem too.

@peterrknight Do you have any idea how to get it working? @Kathy_Darling thinks there might be another problem too. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720200561522536448

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@peterrknight I tried it, but it doesn’t seem to work.

@peterrknight I tried it, but it doesn’t seem to work. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720191451288715264

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@Kathy_Darling I love the simplicity of your website BTW https://t.co/NLS81DDdrF

@Kathy_Darling I love the simplicity of your website BTW https://t.co/NLS81DDdrF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720187798087712768

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@Kathy_Darling I intentionally removed the update method to simplify the problem. It’s just the picker itself which is causing me grief.

@Kathy_Darling I intentionally removed the update method to simplify the problem. It’s just the picker itself which is causing me grief. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720187255579664386

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@peterrknight I get the concept, but have no idea how to deal with that in a practical sense JS wise.

@peterrknight I get the concept, but have no idea how to deal with that in a practical sense JS wise. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720186710206902273

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@Kathy_Darling Is this what you mean? Doing that didn’t seem to fix the save problem. https://t.co/oA9I08qLQI

@Kathy_Darling Is this what you mean? Doing that didn’t seem to fix the save problem. https://t.co/oA9I08qLQI … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720186501406044160

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@Kathy_Darling Did you mean to replace the first one with the second one? I tried that, but it stopped the picker working at all.

@Kathy_Darling Did you mean to replace the first one with the second one? I tried that, but it stopped the picker working at all. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720184970342449153

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@Kathy_Darling Thank you! But what do I do with that code?

@Kathy_Darling Thank you! But what do I do with that code? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720184898611462144

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I’m stuck! Any chance a widget guru out there can help me work this out? https://t.co/bZsWkJxmKF

I’m stuck! Any chance a widget guru out there can help me work this out? https://t.co/bZsWkJxmKF … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720175391969787905

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@YouTooCanBeGuru Yeah, I was just hoping to balance out my sodium a bit with some popcorn though.

@YouTooCanBeGuru Yeah, I was just hoping to balance out my sodium a bit with some popcorn though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720037702045929473

Posted on April 12, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn – https://t.co/B2Rwl3iyhv

Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn – https://t.co/B2Rwl3iyhv … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720028371913207808

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Is potassium chloride seasoned popcorn a good idea? https://t.co/13gvJriTwe

Is potassium chloride seasoned popcorn a good idea? https://t.co/13gvJriTwe … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/720002941416038400

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My food experiment for the evening: Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn. This tastes AWFUL! I’m going to throw all the popcorn out now.

My food experiment for the evening: Potassium chloride seasoned popcorn. This tastes AWFUL! I’m going to throw all the popcorn out now. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719994226172407809

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@RevolutApp I got back in my rebooting, but now have other problems. I will chat to support now that I’m logged back in though.

@RevolutApp I got back in my rebooting, but now have other problems. I will chat to support now that I’m logged back in though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719965142709104640

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@RevolutApp This is quite a problem, as I need to buy stuff with the card :/

@RevolutApp This is quite a problem, as I need to buy stuff with the card :/ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719963789945409538

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@RevolutApp Your app has a bug ;) It is demanding personal details, but it won’t accept them. I can’t access support because of the bug ;)

@RevolutApp Your app has a bug 😉 It is demanding personal details, but it won’t accept them. I can’t access support because of the bug 😉 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/719963581639331840

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Berliner Dom – https://t.co/II7OfbnD0N

Berliner Dom – https://t.co/II7OfbnD0N … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718914889880875008

Posted on April 9, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

RT @jeremyfelt: HTTPS Everywhere: Encryption for All https://t.co/4ucoQCzjDj Sites https://t.co/OBSCJJilad ???

RT @jeremyfelt: HTTPS Everywhere: Encryption for All https://t.co/4ucoQCzjDj Sites https://t.co/OBSCJJilad ??? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718487991795195904

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@Ipstenu Ah, I see. I’ll tell my friend to contact you if she is interested.

@Ipstenu Ah, I see. I’ll tell my friend to contact you if she is interested. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471769661837312

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@Ipstenu I think I’m following her on Twitter, but I can’t remember the handle.

@Ipstenu I think I’m following her on Twitter, but I can’t remember the handle. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471469416714240

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@Ipstenu Whatever they wrote would just get translated in either direction.

@Ipstenu Whatever they wrote would just get translated in either direction. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471370951233537

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@Ipstenu “Some German” is not required. They just need to have excellent German or English skillz.

@Ipstenu “Some German” is not required. They just need to have excellent German or English skillz. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718471245382172672

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Any copy writers out there looking for work? I know someone looking. Writing would be in either English or German.

Any copy writers out there looking for work? I know someone looking. Writing would be in either English or German. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/718470861607538688

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Bahhaha, PornHub … https://t.co/whZeWvzBET (don’t ask why I was visiting this during the middle of the day)

Bahhaha, PornHub … https://t.co/whZeWvzBET (don’t ask why I was visiting this during the middle of the day) … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715862554950631424

Posted on April 1, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@JohnONolan I have never been back to the USA since this time. I’m actively avoiding ever returning again.

@JohnONolan I have never been back to the USA since this time. I’m actively avoiding ever returning again. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715839404552634368

Posted on April 1, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@JohnONolan They fined me for not handing in the little green ticket in my passport on leaving. Then accused me of being an illegal alien.

@JohnONolan They fined me for not handing in the little green ticket in my passport on leaving. Then accused me of being an illegal alien. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715838899961073665

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@Ipstenu What if a URL is at the end of a sentence?

@Ipstenu What if a URL is at the end of a sentence? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715653371412217856

Posted on March 31, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

That glorious moment when you realise the disturbing lump on your belly is not an abnormal growth, but an ab under the surface :D

That glorious moment when you realise the disturbing lump on your belly is not an abnormal growth, but an ab under the surface 😀 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715605119019180032

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@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan The Israeli’s were by far the most polite about it, and also the most thorough. They even disassembled my camera.

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan The Israeli’s were by far the most polite about it, and also the most thorough. They even disassembled my camera. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715539221474320384

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@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan Then I got stopped at every security control for the next five years, except for NZ (I’m a Kiwi) who didn’t care.

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan Then I got stopped at every security control for the next five years, except for NZ (I’m a Kiwi) who didn’t care. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715539055543459840

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@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan I got threatened with legal action on the US border. It wasn’t my fault IMO. They let me in after a US$75 fine.

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan I got threatened with legal action on the US border. It wasn’t my fault IMO. They let me in after a US$75 fine. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538855538122752

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@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan Just be ready to empty your carry on rapidly and let them bomb swab each item. Smile lots and it’s no problem :)

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan Just be ready to empty your carry on rapidly and let them bomb swab each item. Smile lots and it’s no problem 🙂 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538683512930305

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@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan The only place where I got delayed massively was Israel. They were very polite about it though.

@thierrymeier_ @JohnONolan The only place where I got delayed massively was Israel. They were very polite about it though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538525412786176

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@JohnONolan I didn’t. You just get removed from the not-so-secret list after five years.

@JohnONolan I didn’t. You just get removed from the not-so-secret list after five years. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715538440109088769

Posted on March 31, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@JohnONolan They seemed confused as to how I knew I was going to be “randomly checked” :P

@JohnONolan They seemed confused as to how I knew I was going to be “randomly checked” 😛 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134923712176128

Posted on March 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@JohnONolan Eventually, I just started emptying my bags ready for swab testing and analysis before they asked.

@JohnONolan Eventually, I just started emptying my bags ready for swab testing and analysis before they asked. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134901016793088

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@JohnONolan Annoyingly, every border control said it was “a random check”. The only country which admitted it wasn’t random was Israel.

@JohnONolan Annoyingly, every border control said it was “a random check”. The only country which admitted it wasn’t random was Israel. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134723530616832

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@JohnONolan The USA put me on some sort of international watch list in 2005. That was highly annoying for the next five years.

@JohnONolan The USA put me on some sort of international watch list in 2005. That was highly annoying for the next five years. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715134574741815297

Posted on March 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Cola and raspberry for breakfast. Not my smartest moment, but damn it tastes good!

Cola and raspberry for breakfast. Not my smartest moment, but damn it tastes good! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/715074496814845952

Posted on March 30, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

@pippinsplugins @norcross They didn’t think of just making mixed gender toilets instead? Seems like a simple solution to a non-problem.

@pippinsplugins @norcross They didn’t think of just making mixed gender toilets instead? Seems like a simple solution to a non-problem. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/714123268744167424

Posted on March 27, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment

Hiking trip from Berlin to Potsdam – https://t.co/MtMPrJVfZ7

Hiking trip from Berlin to Potsdam – https://t.co/MtMPrJVfZ7 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/713836829754187776

Posted on March 26, 2016 by ifttt | Tagged IFTTT | Leave a comment
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